Writing Info:9/6/05 - Kitten has been updated. The second story is called"Nothing Special"
8/31/05 -The Conquest of Aireom has been removed as I am rewriting it into a history style story, think Tolkien's Simerillan only without the trees. It has been replaced by my short story collection. Any of the two people who read my stuff will recognize the first chapter since it was originally going to be my prologue to Conquest. The other stories I'm writing that take place in Aireom may eventually meander their way online once i get enough written to post.
Basic Stuff
Name: Monica
Age: Now 17! (Sep 4th was my bday)
Sex: Female
Interests: movies, music
, books
, swords, paintball, Halo, cars
, cats, good food, chatting
online
, meeting new people, tae kwon do, Star Wars, LOTR, Hitchiker's Guide, PG. Wodehouse, my babies (my computer, my car, and my rat Summer).
Me: I’m a sad and not-so-lonely, multi-colored geek with a stubborn streak and an Irish temper. Depending on the time of day I can be mellow, shy, depressed, or crazy. Shiny things make me happy so does British humor. Anyone who is willing to purchase Star Wars SE on DVD
will have my eternal love and gratitude, it that’s not enough then I’ll make you cookies too.
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Random Quotes:
"Everything will be mixed up! Left will be right! Right will be up! Down will be diagonal!” – Pat the Demon
“Kickass! Col’s a screamer.” – Jacob regarding sound-proof rooms
“I’ll charge in with my sword and scream ‘No DDR!! And especially no DDDDR!!’” – Pat the Demon, yet again
“hehe ‘1337 |-|i5 b00k5’” – Me after making a typo on the word “let”
"‘Yizzle’ is the ghetto ‘yay’, I created it and copywrote it. Steal it and I will have your internal organs”. – Pat the Demon
“But it’s the way he says it! You try! ‘Secrets’” – Me, fan-girly over the lead singer
of Blind Guardian
“Dante says there’s nine levels of hell. They are going to send me to the bottom then hand
me a shovel.” – Pat, I think, it might have been someone else
“Men are weird”
“Amen sistah!”
“Perverted as well” – Me, Colleen, Me (in that order)
“Who cares if it's different from your elvish music? DANCE, darn it!” – Platy, from FF.net, under the influence of a late night and lots of caffeine
"....you! stop being you!" - Me, annoyed with a person.
"She has the slautered-puppy (tm) look." - Me again, describing Pat's girlfriend under stress.
"We are the perverted virgins...perverted yet profound." - Me and Alex
"Without spiky collars and leashes some of us may not be here." - Alex
"I want to play with his lightsaber...both of them" - Alex talking about Anakin Skywalker
"I know that at five foot one there are girls as short or shorter than me, they just date men they can see." - Me talking about my relative hieght in comparison to my boyfriend (he's 6'6")
"...not kill me self extracuricularily." - Kay
"...and two don't flirt with him because he'll do everything I have done...on the first date." - Tim
"WHERES THE GIRL THAT SHOULD BE trying to get laid with me rght now?!?!" - Kyle
"But who fights ever hoping for success?I fought for a lost cause, and for a fruitless quest! You there, who are you! You are thousands! Ah! I know you now, old enemies of mine! Falsehood! Have at you! Ha! And Compromise! Prejudice! Treachery! Surrender, I? Parley? No, Never! You too, Folly-you? I know that you will lay me low at last
Let it be! Yet I fall fighting, fighting still! You strip from me the laurel and the rose
! Take all Despite you there is yet one thing I hold against you all, and when, tonight, I enter Christ's fair courts, and lowly bowed, sweep with doffed casque the heavens' threshold blue, on thing is left that, void of stain or smutch, I bear away despite you...My honor."-Cyrano de Bergerac by Rostand, Edmond
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