I'm Travis (The Slut, Guru, Moondancer, Mr. Hyde, T-Dog-Fizzle, and all those good things). There's nothing interesting about me or my life, so just go read my stories. If you're looking for something depressing then read TWTMBE, if not then read my story about Santa. Oh, you wanna know stuff about me? I already told you there's nothing about me to know...
I'm 15 (16 in feb, yay!) and obsessed with all too many things. Jekyll & Hyde: the musical, The Legend of Zelda, ANYTHING relating to Douglas Adams (a true genius). I write a lot don't post a lot of it, only the crap that i don't care if people see. Um.... Yeah... Go away, read my stories. Stop reading this. Why will you not listen to me? Just leave! OH wait! Don't! I need to tell you something. 42! HEEHEEHEE!!!
Anyway, if you ever feel like talking, go ahead and IM me. If I'm on my ClarinetFreak screen name then it means I'm really depressed and you don't want to talk to me.

Words to live by: "It is a dreadful thing to get orange juice when limeaid is expected. It is even more dreadful (but funnier) to get a razor when a toothbrush is expected." -Me when I was up for 3 days straight...