Author has written 8 stories for General, Fantasy, Historical, Sci-Fi, and Essay. some random Monty Python quotes.....
“He was convinced that he was being followed by an enormous hedgehog, which he called ‘Spiny Norman.’”
“My name is spelled ‘Raymond Luxury Yacht’ but it’s really pronounced ‘Throat Warbler Mangrove.’”
“Your life or your lupines!”
“If it were from the zoo, it would have ‘Property of Zoo’ stamped on it, wouldn’t it?”
“And now the penguin on top of your telly will explode.”
“This year we have managed to put more things on top of each other than ever before!”
“Five peanuts were walking down de strasse. But one was assaulted. Peanut. Heh heh!”
“Angus Pogordney, what do ye mean?”
“He was not so much of a man as a – blancmange!”
“If this parrot weren’t nailed to its perch it would be pushing up daisies right now!”
“Cardinal, bring in – the comfy chair!”
“I’d like a blow on the head, please.”
“Now if I may, I’d like to answer this question normally first, then in a high-pitched sort of whine.”
“Goodni-i-i-ght, a ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.”
*dances* |
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