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Author has written 69 stories for Life, Love, Haiku, Friendship, Politics, Supernatural, General, Fantasy, Thriller, General, Western, Historical, War, Nature, Religion, Mystery, Work, Young Adult, Fantasy, and Fable. Hello, if you have stumbled across my profile, I welcome you in the LIKES: Peppermint flavoured items, like ice cream and candycanes. Hot cups of tea. Writing my stuff when I am bored. Cheese and Bacon flavoured Shapes Friendly people and people who review my stuff...(I'm so unbelievably SUBTLE) DISLIKES: Home and Away. The toilet seat being left up. Rude people who walk over others. The colour pink. (Whoever created this colour... you better watch your back....) (THE END) I appreciate reviews. I'm not saying that I will haunt your dreams and 234th of the month of Junglefever, the year of the Hypnotoad, 2006. I have a cold. Today, I coughed up bright green phlegm. And I can spell phlegm. Fth of the Ninnnetyieth Year. I'm trying to write some more stuff, but I've been finding it hard to find inspiration. I'm trying really hard to be original and it's hard. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZZZZZZZ. | |||||||||
1. Companions reviewsIf you think I'm creepy then do NOT read this. Get someone else to read it out for you.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 7-21-062. Violet, why ponder ye so damnfully? reviewsWhat goes on in my head during a 1 and a half hour train ride...(May contain traces of thoughts)Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 7-20-063. Paint a Portrait reviewsSkinnar marinky dinky dink, skinnar marinky doo, I love you.Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 7-18-064. My First Love reviewsInitially, take 2 tablets three times a day for the first 7 days, then 1 tablet three times a day.Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-19-06 - Published: 6-19-065. Batman vs Tracey Grimshaw reviewsI admit, the title has nothing to do with the thingy.Historical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-4-06 - Published: 6-4-066. A Story By BillyMany people do not know the real Billy Williams...sweet deep fried George Bush, you don't want to know him.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-24-067. WORDY FUN FOR ALL! reviewsIlike words because you can say them. WOOT for words. These words are some of the most beautiful words I have ever seen and/or said. I guarantee you will not be let down. These words are exciting and fun to say. Every syllable is important.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 3-28-068. Mr Pirate And His Piratey Pirate Friends reviewsWhat would I be without weetbix? Let's all ponder...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-24-06 - Published: 2-24-069. Easily Distracted Sparky’s Advice Centre reviewsYOU ASKED FOR IT! (Well that's what I'm lead to believe)Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 2-23-0610. Generation Y reviewsExcess consumption may have a laxative effect. May contain traces of verbs.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-21-06 - Published: 2-21-0611. One year on Planet Earth reviewsA brief delving into the life of Ted DansonHaiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 2-20-0612. The little something that could reviewsI think i can i know i can i htink i canfkasdl;djf/. Then I died.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-0613. How to lose an annoying friend in 10 seconds reviewsI have friends I don't want. Wait that's not exactly true. I have friends that don't want me. Yeah. That's the one.Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-0614. The day Scientology stood still reviewsLove...is like love, only with love in it.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-0615. My teenage heart is still so broken reviewsDid you know that... [insert incredible story here]Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-0616. My teenage heart is so brokenAn inside look of a reptillian's life.Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-0617. Comrades 2: The SequelCrusty bread never seemed so delicious...Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-0618. Comrades reviewsWell, once I went to a doctor and he told me that it wasn't normal to have my head this shape.Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-17-06 - Published: 2-17-0619. Sweet tendernessI love... (insert noun)Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-27-06 - Published: 1-27-0620. Papercuts can be fun reviewsI need to find a table that isn't wobblyNature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 8-30-0521. Need to talk reviewsChairful Impairful INNNNNNGLLLLLLAIIIIIRRRRRFFFFULLLLLWork - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-28-0522. Things Are Not What They Seem reviewsI ran over ya mum last night.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-25-05 - Published: 8-25-0523. Tears of Milk reviewsI cry...when I can't find my celery.Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-24-05 - Published: 8-24-0524. Magical sponge reviewsI declare my love for this wondrousLove - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 8-17-0525. An Ode To Mongolian LambFeel my wrathPolitics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-9-05 - Published: 8-9-0526. Our Dearest FriendMy friend Billy is a psychopath. I like poking him with red hot metal rods.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-5-05 - Published: 7-5-0527. The victim reviewsI dyed my hair and my pants!Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-12-05 - Published: 6-12-0528. Fickleness of a SickleI like vegemite on toast.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 6-3-0529. Arf Arf, and More Onomatopoeia reviewsSimply pranceful.War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-2-05 - Published: 6-2-0530. Cartfield, the Amnesia Ridden HoboI am the equivalent of a horseless fly.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-2-05 - Published: 6-2-0531. Goodbye, my love reviewsI have a cold. I will not hesitate to cough all over you.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-22-05 - Published: 4-22-0532. Cor Blimey reviewsYou would never understand... WITHOUT A TRANSLATOR!Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-20-05 - Published: 4-20-0533. Chantelle likes reindeerChantelle is my friend. She's a girl. And she wears her hair in a PONYTAIL!Religion - Fiction Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 4-19-0534. Herpes Menace or Godsend? reviewsTime is like cheese... and crackers. And also that grey stuff.Nature - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 4-19-0535. Moo reviewsWhat I thought about in study hall ... AND BEYOND...Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 4-19-0536. Confessions of a Teenage Emo Queen reviewsMy brother helped me write this, it's about angst and music and how it's overratedGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-18-05 - Published: 4-18-0537. My Soul reviewsAGHHHHH sorry... I threw upFriendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-18-05 - Published: 4-18-0538. Why I Need Medication reviewsPlease, I need medication...no not really, but I used toWar - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-18-05 - Published: 4-18-0539. Teacher's Pet reviewsI am a studentHistorical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-18-05 - Published: 4-18-0540. My Best Friend reviewsI know where you live.Western - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-11-05 - Published: 4-11-0541. Gunther the German Transvestite meets ASIO reviewsWhat fun.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-8-05 - Published: 4-8-0542. Rain reviewsMemories...doo doo doo doo BLARG!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-6-05 - Published: 4-6-0543. Symphony Of Letters reviewsWords are like music. Some are full of crap and others follow people around like generic teens.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-5-05 - Published: 4-5-0544. News flash! NEWS reviewsDuh duh duh duh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! And in today's newspaper...General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-5-05 - Published: 4-5-0545. Dark reviewsDarkness...yis...indeedy...Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-5-05 - Published: 4-5-0546. AntidisestablishmentarianismYou've read it all before...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-5-05 - Published: 4-5-0547. LoveEwwy gooey gooooooooLove - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-5-05 - Published: 4-5-0548. Yup reviewsEh...ehh..ehhhhhhh. EH.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-4-05 - Published: 4-4-0549. Espionage reviewsCall it what you want, but I'd call it... well I dunno. I'll figure that out later.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-4-05 - Published: 4-4-0550. The Time In My Backyard reviewsDoo doo doo dooooooo shooby dooby doo!Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-3-05 - Published: 4-3-0551. Where Monkey midget be? reviewsA delightful romp through the delusions mentally challenged toddler.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-2-05 - Published: 4-2-0552. skin face skin reviewsA delightful romp through a cannibal's summer beachhouse...DELISHLove - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-2-05 - Published: 4-2-0553. Steven, the happy foetus reviewsA Foetus' delightful romp through the adventure I like to call ... PLACENTAPolitics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-2-05 - Published: 4-2-0554. Beer is my Chum reviewsWhat more can I say? THIS POEM IS AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL. ESPECIALLY THE FRENCH.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-2-05 - Published: 4-2-0555. Oui reviewsA poem for those with chronic migraines.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-2-05 - Published: 4-2-0556. What NOW reviewsSpeed on, my jolly walnut.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-2-05 - Published: 4-2-0557. Pharaohs Of Life And Death reviewsBeeeeeeep. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-2-05 - Published: 4-2-0558. The Quest For Gratification reviewsI like to dance in my pants. (That is a completely non sexual statement)Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 3-31-0559. Extroversion reviewsOne day, one week and one yearLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 3-31-0560. Dendrolatry reviewsWhat can happen to you if you swallow gum.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-0561. Bilsom Extreme reviewsA delightful romp through one pastry man's fight for facial faecesHaiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-0562. Gypsy Skin reviewsAn delightful romp through a young man's fight for sexual freedomLove - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-0563. The Evaporation Of BlastJesus loves the little children...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-0564. Ramble On Sir Godfrey The Ninety EighthA day in the life of JesusLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-0565. Who Comes Up With These Things?GAHH adsn iwhj phew. That's all I have to say about that.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-0566. The Neverending SearchI tremble and quake for the end of nothingness.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-0567. MacbethGod Speed, ye MiGHty STaLLionsLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-0568. Spacial ThoughtsI was pondering...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-0569. SO LONGWhat will the world be like when James Caeverneey passes from one plane to the next?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-05
