Greetings Mortal-
My name is Bee-chan (Real name: Elizabeth),
and if your here, I'm assuming you want to know about me! Good! I am a
deranged nineteen year old girl, thats the most important thing about
me because it explains most of the disturbing things I say and do.
I would like to give a special thankies to huggles Kat for being there for me all the time, and Shelly for being so damn easy to talk to! Another thanks to Sammy for always giving me a sweet smile and a great girl to confide in. A couple other thanks would have to go to Ian because
as much as I listen to him, he listens to me (ever notice how much
easier it is to confide in someone you dont have to face everyday?);and
Ata for showing me that there are more Vincent fans in the world.
Warnings: All (and I repeat all) of my stories contain something of the Lemon-ish Lime
nature. If you aren't familiar with these terms, just note my ratings
and observe them by the laws that apply to wherever you are located at.
If its rated 'R' its probably worse than a normal 'R', so all you
kiddies stick to the PG-13 please. This is just covering my ass. I dont
need any angry mommies and daddies sending hate mail to me because
their little son or daughter read something dirty.
I also love yaoi (a.k.a. Slash).
Which means I write homoerotic stories. - Maybe you think that's
sick, but I dont really give a damn. I have given you a fair warning.
However if you are open-minded, please proceed!!
Although I could
never equal the true genius of many great writers on this site, I have
been told by a number of people that my poetry is very good. I like
good comments_
I beg kindly that you dont flame me for
anything written here. Constructive criticism is welcome. I don't like
flamers, but if it tickles your fancy, go ahead and do it just to show
the world how idiodic you really are. The only thing I ask you is that
if you've got anything negitive to say about my work, at least put it
together in a decent way.
~~UPDATE~~
07-14-06: Greetings. I know I missed a new update when I posted
my last story but frankly I was too lazy. I haven't been working
on my novel like I promised either :( It wouldn't be so bad if it
only required typing it out, but you well know it was written in my
early highschool days and demands alot of attention to detail.
One day it will be done though...who knows maybe it will be a smash
hit! Hehe...
Snippet: I still have no new snippet for you as I haven't been working on anything postable on FP.net.
Song Lyrics of The Day:
"
His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He will put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze"
The Sexy Data Tango~ Voltaire
SPECIAL REPORT(s): Lately my newest
obsession is playing WoWarcrack. I started watching TNG all over
again as well so I'm back in the P/Q kick which means I'm spending my
time writing fanfiction instead of stuff I might actually be able to do
something with. Oh and for anyone who has seen POTC2 (ie:
Me) who can resist trying to come up with some tentacle
scene? Yes and Norrington looked damn good on his knees, minus
the white wig, scrubbing the deck of the Black Pearl. 3
Check out my Y-Gallery
for all the latest yaoi fanfic/art from me! Beware though...
_ ;; Some of it is not very nice... Oh yes and you'd better be
interested in seeing some Willy Wonka and now introducing Q fanart,
soon to be Picard. :D And I must insist that you read
"The Trouble Of Emotions" because frankly there just isnt enough
Data/Picard luff out there.
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6-10-05 12:30 AM: Marks the official moment I had uploaded exactly 100 pieces of work!! does a dance