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Author has written 35 stories for Horror, General, Humor, Humor, General, Essay, Thriller, Song, Friendship, Historical, Life, and Haiku. I do not like "constructive" criticism. I simply cannot take criticism. If you post a review, I will review you and read one of your stories. However, I will not maintain any other form of contact, such as e-mail, messenger etc. If you desire a Gmail e-mail (2000MB of space for e-mails, it is a fantastic service), then e-mail me. I have currently got 100 left. E-mail me at Steel9Maiden@gmail.com . Please do not add me to any messenger, as I do not use them any longer. If you are looking to mock me, please leave. NEWSFLASH: BullsEye Network - damned Spyware. See WORDISM in rainbow colours here. A very good theme tune = Mission Impossible theme tune. Current stats: I advise you not to type the less than sign in your bio because you will loose everything after it. That's what happened to me a while back. I had to recover my bio from Google which had cached my site (luckily) and I then saved it on my computer. I deleted the questionnaire; it was slowing down the access to this page. random>£$,43;,53:L>;,435£: 435; £: 3;5,f43;,5; $:;435;3g: $: :&: :$:d& :$ ;35;£$~:£@~$:£>:$>£$>£>$>£$3;,5;,3;7,y£:&: :£>: : :$£&: ££ -6 £OP6P£6,;3 MP$£6m /random> Lyrics to Ratamahatta by Sepultura - I enjoy this song with great honour. However I think that the band may have been high on an illegal psychoactive substance at the time of writing this song. Please download it and listen - it is absolutely hilarious and amazing at the same time. I've had it on repeat for the last hour. I think I am slightly insane. Margheritas are yellow atypically as the red duck amalgamates with the yellow gosling. Biboca Maloca Favela Things that I am obsessed about as a result of the GCSEs: PLINYVIRGIL CHIASMUS www.chiasmus.com "Which is it, is man one of God's blunders, "Who knows but life be that which men call death, "What is it men in women do require? "Has the Church failed mankind, "Is getting well ever an art The end of my bio. Did you really make the effort to read all these amalgamated postanticylconic depressive confabulationisms. If you did, I congratulate you. | |||||||
1. The World in my Eyes reviewsThis is the way I see the world. These are my opinions. Note that I suffer from Asperger's Syndrome.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-18-06 - Complete2. Sleep reviewsI'm tired. At 9pm. I wake up, wide awake at just after 5am. Then 9am comes and I'm tired again. Sometimes I have to nap at 8.30pm.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-8-063. Sleeping In The Rain reviewsI found this scrawled on the back page of the notebook that I kept when I was ill in hospital. It was written in the most disgusting handwriting known to man, but at least I can realise that I had some hope in there.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-2-064. Officework v20 reviewsThe dreariness of work experience in an office. It was fine to begin with, but now the repetition is somewhat getting to me...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-065. The “Average” English Person reviewsI just like to make fun of national averages. There are a few things I left out here, but I might update one day. Please do not be offended, I am not aiming this at anybody in particular, and am not suggesting that there is anybody exactly like this.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-066. LATIN LITERATURE IS GOD » reviewsI am obsessed about Latin Literature after I completed my Latin GCSE, which involved Virgil and Pliny literature. This is what I can recollect off the top of my head; this was typed off by heart. I can't forget it and I never will. I LOVE VIRGIL AND PLINYPoetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-13-067. Secrecy reviewsA haiku that I had to construct during an English lesson while staying in hospital.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-19-068. R Park reviewsIt's called R- Park because I want to conceal the name of the place that I live in. And yes, they do have English lessons in some children/adolescent wards in hospitals...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-19-069. Psychological abuse reviewsNow I wonder why I wrote this... Another poem written in the hospital.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-19-0610. Mathematics reviewsAgain, I wrote this when in hospital in an English lesson.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-19-0611. Haikus reviewsI wrote this when I was in an English lesson in the hospital.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-19-0612. In The Style of Robinson Crusoe reviewsI had to put this up again because the old version had my name in it. Argh. This is in the style of Robinson Crusoe, in fact, it just makes fun of Robinson Crusoe's style. I hope that you enjoy.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-0613. Diamonds Calligram reviewsSome ridiculously abysmal piece of poetry that I was told to write for an English lesson at the hospital. A calligram is a poem in a certain shape, by the way. This poem is on the wall of the classroom. Whoohoo.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-22-0614. The 'I Feel Like Crap' Poem reviewsMy friend Florence and I wrote this. I wrote every second line; I had to rhyme with whatever Florence wrote, that is why almost every even line is very odd. We are quite depressed.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-8-0515. The Joys of Pliny reviewsA translation (written by Flotom, who is also on FP) of a section letter from Pliny in a Latin lesson. It makes no sense whatsoever.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-0516. A Most Dire Postcard Poem reviewsThis is a poem that I sent to my father on a postcard when I was on holiday in Los Angeles. How can you expect me to write a decent poem in ten minutes? This is very dire.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-16-0517. How Does Shakespeare reviews...make the Meeting of Antonio and Shylock Dramatic in Act 1 Scene 3? Rated B for Bordeom. You have my permission to use this for your English homework (regard my copyright).Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-26-0518. History reviewsIt's not historical for us at this moment in time, but it would be for a person in 2089. I wrote this for my English coursework the night before the deadline. I hope that it fares well.Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-30-0519. Lonely House reviewsA poem describing the great love between me and my house.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-22-0420. THE ISOTOPE reviewsMagnesium (2,8,2) Oxygen (2,6) Magnesium (2,8) Oxide (2,8).Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-16-0421. The Seven O' Eight Train reviewsFlorence and I are reminiscing on the Seven O' Eight train, except I was the one who wrote this poem (as Florence's poems are rubbish ). It is now the Seven O' Five.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-13-0422. We Three Kings of Buckinghamshire reviewsAn adaptation of "The Kings of Orient" [or whatever the dual it is called]. Created by myself and a family friend during a long drive in France. Rated PG for mention of killing babies and mention of shotguns [damn, I just gave it away].Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-29-0423. A Slightly Depressing Journey through a Depression reviewsBy choosing thriller action, adventure and suspense, I was being sarcastic. I wrote this for a geography homework when we were studying weather systems - i.e. a depression is also a weather system for those who did not know. This is very weird indeed.Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-28-0424. Does Robinson Crusoe Improve as a Person? reviewsDoes Robinson Crusoe Improve as a Person in the Course of the Novel? This was my English coursework for 22 November 2004. I do not know what my mark is yet, however my father thought that it was rather good. The word limit was 1,500. Rated B for bordeom.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-28-0425. WORDISM reviewsAs far as I know, this contains no swear words, but be aware of my occasional Tourette's. Here is a collection of words that Florence and I are obessed about. Some of them are real, some of them are neologisms (made up words). This is very odd altogether.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-23-0426. Relationship Between Robinson Crusoe and Friday reviewsIn Daniel Defoe's Robinson Crusoe. This is an essay that I wrote for an English homework on Sunday, the 26th of September. You may use it if thou so desirest.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-27-0427. Une Poésie Française Étrange reviewsThis is my first French poem, ever! It's rather strange, but I'm sure that the syntax is right. Its about friends. If you want to translate it, use google translator which will give you a rough (literal) translation. Enjoy!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - French - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-9-0428. The Wriggly Worm reviewsBlame Flotom for writing the most random lines that I had to rhyme to. And, no, I didn't type "What problems worms have" twice, I just couldn't be bothered to think of a word that rhymes with 'have'. Please R&R. Contains mild sexual references.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-0429. The DRUGS Poem reviewsCo-written by Flotom in an English lesson. Flo and I are somewhat obsessed about the whole drugs thing ) R&R or else I will come to haunt you in your sleep. Ok. Have fun. Contains drug and sexual references.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-17-0430. Mad Revenge » reviewsThis is what I wrote for my English homework. Please R&R. I hope you like it. My English teacher liked it very much. Contains... mental illness and murder, but I wont make it a PG.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-3-04 - Published: 1-27-0431. Moonlight reviewsDon't really know what sort of catergory to put this in. I wrote it in year 6 (11 years old) and it was for an English lesson - alliteration.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-19-0332. I Love Being Bad reviewsI wrote this when I was 11 - one of my best poems I think. In fact, I wrote it on the 5th of August 2000. Please R&RPoetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-19-0333. Before Class reviewsThis is about my class 6CW from Newton Prep (in 2000), Battersea, London. I was 11 when I wrote this. Don't worry, it's *not* true, I was only joking.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-19-0334. A Breath of Life reviewsThis is really strange. It has a hen in it. I found it in a old book from year 5 in my old school (when I was 10), I have no idea where the hen came from.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-19-0335. The Ghost of Pam reviewsI did this in year 6 (in my old school when I was 11). It's okay I suppose.Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-19-03
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