Here is a simple overview of my life of writing
I sit at my computer, looking at the blank page that my computer lays out in front of me. I stare at the screen of white and wonder what I should write. (The rhyme in the last sentence was not intended).
Then I remember all of the other writers in the world and I realize that some of them may have writers block, so I decide to write ideas for other stuck writers.
Then an idea hits me, and I forget all of the other stuck writers and start writing.
Then I write and write and write, then start to lose ideas. Soon I am back where I started. However, I now have a start of a story which, knowing me, I will never finish. Probably ever. However, at least I have something. And I am glad with that.
A Few things you should know about me:
1. Anybody who is on my favorite authors list has at least one good story.
2.Especially Simon Psyc.
5.I can't count.
4.I can count backwards.
Seventy-eleven. I don't care what you think, that is a real number.
6.I'm not an idiot...not a huge one anyway.
9.(Parinthases(I spelt that(At least I think i spelt it)incorrectly)RULE!!!!!!)
7.R&R my stories...I will feel special.
My quotes (made up all by myself) (here are those cool parintasees again)
1.Fetch me my monkey!
2.Shut up and Pray!
3.Thank you and Good /Night/Afternoon/Morning (you'll figure out which one if you're smart.
4.Read and Review my stories (Okay. That one is not mine, but please do it anyway.)
Sometime in December
Im goin to update my bio until I can't anymore so here are some "facts" about me. (Notice that facts is in quotes. Don't worry, they are mostly true.)
Name: Some call me Jack. Others call me stupid. I call myself Billy-Bob.
Age: I'm 2x5/2+10. If u are smart u will figure that out. (Don't forget the order of operations)
A Few of my favorite Things: You know what...that is not a bad song. Actually the sound of music is not a bad movie. I like the play better. Actually I like being in plays because I like acting. Speaking of acting, I like anything with acting in it, especially movies and TV.
Hair color: Why does anyone want to know my hair color? It's red, for those of you who must know.
Grade: All A's or 9th grade whatever fact you would like.
Location: The witness protection program says I can't tell anyone that information. (But I don't understand why I can't tell the people in Wentzville, MO I live in Wentzville,MO. Oh...Crap)
Favorite color: Blue...no green...no red...Oh, I can't pick.
Favorite Move: Ah, Tryin to make my play favorites again, ay? MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL. (C'mon, can you blame me.)
That is enough for now. Good bye 02/06/04.
UPDATE!!!09/19/04
Just letting the people know oof my new website. http://www.theisland.norwegian-monkey.net/ It is an RPG based on the Lord of the Flies. If you have time, check it out.
ANOTER UPDATE!!! 03/11/05
That website is now down. It has been for quite a while, actually. I have just not been on FictionPress for a long time. However, I don't come back empty handed, I give you all THE UNLOST POEMS OF 8TH BLOCK ENGLISH!!!!! They are quite fun. Read them, review them, but most importantly, enjoy them. Oh, and coming soon, The Universal Questions, a brand new story by me. It contains a lot of Britsh humor, which is odd, because I live in the US and have for my entire life. I think it is because I have watched WAY too much Monty Python for my own good.
Andnow, I will leave you with this thought, If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would anyone even care?
3/19/05 Update
AH-HA! I have the first two chapters of Universal Questions written and uploaded onto FictionPress. I have only put up the Prologue because my chapters are 2,000+ words and people around here don't want to read that much. Therefore, I want to establish a fanbase, then make them sit at their computer and read the 2,000+ word chapters. It's good, trust me. It really does not seem that long because it is so good. READ IT!!!
And now, my final thought: Do you think unnatractive people like to be told they look like unnatractive celebrities?
FictionPress.com - let the words flow
