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I'm writing a story. It's called "Pathos." You can see it if you scroll down about an inch. To my one loyal reader, sorry, but I haven't even started chapter 3 yet. I'm also a poet, but despite my fun-loving nature, they tend to be dark. One of my friends has described me as "the emo kid who hates emo." It's more true than I like to admit--I'm some kind of tortured soul or something, but when I hear some stupid poppy love song about how "my girlfriend left me and I'm so sad," I dry heave.

I must highly recommend the webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" for any liberal communist unshaven hippie douches such as myself. Also, I recommend it for any puritanical redneck conservative neo-fascists--maybe it'll be the lubricant that enables you to finally wrench that stick out of your ass.

I enjoy *old* AFI, Bad Religion (the band, not the crappy Godsmack song), NOFX, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Refused, Anti-Flag, and The White Stripes. So I like punk and alternative, to sum it up.

Favorite Quotes:

"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."--Voltaire

"Fuck Avril."--My friend Quinn

"You know why cheerleaders always cry at graduation? Because they just realized that they have nothing left to live for, that's why."--Me

(When someone is singing along to something) "You know why (this person) sings? So you don't have to. Now shut up."--Me

"But it looks as though faith alone won't sustain us no more."--Bad Religion

"You can rearrange my face but you can't rearrange my mind."--Propagandhi

"I have a cunning plan."--Baldrick, from the British TV series "Blackadder," starring Rowan Atkinson (aka Mr. Bean)

"Is it as cunning as a fox who was once appointed professor of cunning at Oxford University, but has since retired to become Minister of Cunning in the Ministry of Cunning Plans?"--Edmund Blackadder, (Rowan Atkinson's character in the abovementioned series)