*Headdesk*

Hi... Me have big smart.

I haven't been very active on this place, because my original fiction sucks, and I haven't done much on ff.net recently, because

A- All of the fandom sections I was once active in have now been transformed into hopelessly abyssmal cesspools of crap posing as use of the English language and it makes mecry just to read the summaries. (The FMA section was actually rather coherent... until they aired it on AS. Funimation is a society of 'tards!)

B- I'm ashamed of all my old crap- I was once very contentedly among the stinking masses that I so happily love to mock mercilessly today. I want to keep it hidden away just for historical documentation purposes, but if I were to make a new account, I couldn't put any of my decent stuff there, so I'm in a bit of a decisional limbo.

I've been putting fanfics on LJ and a few forums I've been frequenting, but for the most part... I'm just keeping them to myself. >_>;;

Oh yeah. I wrote a 51K NaNo novel. Whee.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Of Heroism and Other Really Cool Stuff » reviews

Gary is a common farmer. He is not a ninja. Or a knight. In fact, he is not very special at all. But he can still be a hero. Adventure, Magic Spoons, Ale, and 'Ye Olde Bosoms'. The fantasy genre just had it comin'.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-16-05 - Published: 12-5-05

2. Hitting the Glass reviews

The ladybug on my ceiling is more like human than she appears to most. But I've noticed. She's like all of us.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-05