I have a deep hatred for poetry, but sometimes I go temporarily insane and end up churning out the usual teenage emo crap. But I'm working on fixing that. Like this poem that I wrote just a few days ago...

"There's something close to tragic

About staring at a summer sky

Through a window covered in bird crap."

See, this poem came from the depths of my being. My very core. Mostly because my window has bird crap on it that refuses to come off.

Why are you still here? There's a much better piece here, that you should all read, because my dear friend Lari and I cowrote it and it's amazing. Not that my ego is huge at all!

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1. The Epic of Buttons reviews

2 Authoresses were bored one day, and while doing Global homework, began parodying history. Thus, the tale of Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great (in bed), and Fluffy and his ferocious balls of steel was born.

Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-21-04 - Published: 6-21-04

2. When Grapefruits Attack reviews

"Breakfast is the most importent meal of the day. But sometimes, that meal can become a fight for survival." You have been warned.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-29-03 - Published: 5-29-03