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Author has written 11 stories for Nature, Humor, Humor, Love, Fantasy, and Life. Welcome to the labyrinthine corridors of Fiction Press, fellow travellers!
All right, now that formalities are over, it's time for a slight description of me and my work. Me: Apparently, I exist. Don't worry if you're a bit flummoxed by this. It's news to me, as well. My Work: Hardly worthy of note, unless you happen to be one of my innumerable biographers, or the chap who keeps calling up at 3 am every night, breathing heavily and begging for my discarded socks. Attention: 1988 O+ Kidney available for sale or lease. Excellent Condition, Slightly Used. Nephrons run good; free of most diseases. $500 OBO. | |||||||
1. Valedictory reviewsIt's about nothing really. Just about accepring death and the realization that very few endings are particularly happy. Angst Quotient=HighLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-052. The Bargain reviewsThe soul market is flagging. Does Satan have what it takes to craft tailor-made marketing strategies for each consumer? Well, probably.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-15-05 - Published: 2-15-053. The Ballad of Thorkel the Strangler reviewsChronicles the adventurers of an excessively violent Viking in 300 words or less. Hmmm...I believe there was something else, but I've forgotten it.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-29-04 - Published: 2-29-044. A Love Sonnet reviewsAs it says, a sonnet commemorating the joys and emotions of first love. Melodramatic, but rather decent, I thought. (A lame title, I realize. Notify me if you can think of a better one1)Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-035. The Sunset reviewsDescribes the phenomenon of a sunset from a philosophical point of view. Or maybe it just sounds pretty. Why don't you decide?Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-036. Oh My Gods! An Extremely Demented Greek Myth! » reviewsCome for the adventure! The drama! The romance! Find out Prometheus's Sixteen Guidelines for Surviving an Attack of Homicidal Spleen-Chomping Swallows!...(Stay for the live nude mud wrestling directly afterwards.)Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-21-03 - Published: 10-8-037. Why a Little Caffeine is a Dangerous Thing reviewsBecause it causes stories. Basically, it's about why people have hands, anthropomorphic penguins, the zoo, the Patriot Act, etc. Right. P.S:The government doesn't want you to read this.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-29-03 - Published: 6-29-038. Attack of the BrainEating Computer reviewsEveryone knows computers are just waiting for the perfect opportunity to eat the minds of humanity and take over the world. Don't believe me? Do you know what YOUR computer did last summer?Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-29-03 - Published: 6-29-039. Alas, Life as a Lemming reviewsDo we hear a resounding voice of hatred for the American school system? Let's all mock the popular! Power to the weird! Above all, BRING DOWN THE SYSTEM WITH BITING SARCASM!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-1-03 - Published: 6-1-0310. To Summer reviewsMy personal ode to summer, a most excellent season (if you don't live in Texas). Such beautiful golden days call for *some* sort of verse, right?Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-1-03 - Published: 6-1-0311. Song of the Wind reviewsThe wind is a fleet-winged traveller: the songs it sings inspire dreams of mistily distant lands. Ah, to revel in the glories of imagination!Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-1-03 - Published: 6-1-03
