I still exist, but my inspiration does not. I will probably never put anything on this website again, and the only reason I don't just remove everything currently here is because random people still occasionally enjoy this rubbish (apparently). I wrote the vast majority of it in high school, so I no longer give a rat's ass about reviews or any manner of critiquing of anything by random strangers with bad grammar and no concept of spelling. Thanks.

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1. Why I Don't Like Math » reviews

A gay guy, two straight chicks, and a lesbian...it is a thing of wonder and glory.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,901 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 5-21-06 - Published: 5-27-05

2. Neverwillbe reviews

Sometimesistillmissyou

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-3-05 - Published: 12-3-05

3. Thanksgiving Wishes for 2004 reviews

I'm a genius, and I like turkey a lot.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-30-04 - Published: 11-30-04

4. Keeping Unciformity » reviews

A girl in a white sterile room just wants to tell you a story.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,200 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-30-04 - Published: 7-3-04

5. Of Nuns and VikingPirates reviews

Nuns and Viking-Pirates are a bad combination because of the similarities of their brain-type relation.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-6-04 - Published: 7-6-04

6. This Is Not Endearing reviews

Hope is -still- remaining, rather unmoved by all events. [That stupid...

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-22-04 - Published: 6-22-04

7. Sonnet One Tenth reviews

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Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-30-04 - Published: 3-30-04

8. Hysteresis » reviews

“Everyone thinks that we’re all about the lesbian sex everywhere we go.” (f/f)

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 93,509 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 11-2-03 - Published: 6-5-03

9. The Theory of Realitivity reviews

I did, indeed, spell that wrong on purpose. Now...read it because you wonder why I spelled the title wrong.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-20-03 - Published: 9-20-03

10. The Blue Crystal, Winged Kitten reviews

You want something, you search for it, you find it, you protect it, it breaks, and you fix it...

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-24-03 - Published: 6-24-03

11. Landscapes to Someone Else » reviews

(Rated R for homosexuality, language, and some generally disturbing stuff) What if there really are no accidents? What if all of this was planned? What if this so-called accident was part of some master plan to teach some great, ironic lesson?

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-10-03 - Published: 6-3-03