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Author has written 34 stories for Humor, Essay, Humor, General, Nature, Sci-Fi, Life, and Action. Warning: this writer takes no credit for his authored works. They were written a long time ago. They're quite terrible. Really. :-) I've come back to write constructive criticism for random stories, just for kicks. I wonder how people will respond. | |||||
1. The Rainbow TrainAnd yes, they had their moment.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-19-05 - Published: 5-19-052. Kernel of Thought reviewsThe catwalk, a long, silvery, translucent surface that stretched forward for infinity was still there, a long, solid argument, one that had weathered many millenniums of scrutiny.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-16-04 - Published: 9-16-043. Insanity Prerequisite reviewsPrepackaged for your time zone. No animals were harmed in the making of this piece. Surgeon General's Warning: This film has been revised to fit your screen. All natural preservatives! Fat-Free. Only the finest materials used in this product. It never turHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-16-04 - Published: 9-16-044. Unifying Elements » reviews'She knew magic, or something of the sort. How could he deal with magic? This was insane.'Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-31-04 - Published: 9-4-035. The Big, Bad, Evil Chicken » reviewsIt's a limerick, and an epicHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-31-04 - Published: 6-8-036. Why Infinity Plus Two Doesn't Equal Infinity » reviewsOther infinity essays and a short cut from the Quantum Theory. You know you want to read this, so come on... You may not learn something. PART 6 UP (Some retorts and reduncies, plus dimensions)Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-21-04 - Published: 9-5-037. A Very Turdy, er, Toady Day reviewsThe army of toads swarmed pass me, there is no escaping I can see.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-2-04 - Published: 1-2-048. The Problem with Artists and Writers reviewsA total waste of your time, we are going to decide why artists and writers are criminals, and what should be done with them (such as throw them in institutions and the whatnot)Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-2-04 - Published: 1-2-049. Magic, the Comprehensive Guide reviewsAn extensive essay covering the long held question: What is Magic? Taking attempts to classify, and even categorize this arcane subject. The author knows all, and would like to hear from you puny mortals.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-28-03 - Published: 12-28-0310. A Messed Up Fairy Tale » reviewsOne day Jack the Giant Killer sets out to get a magic bean. One day Goldilocks gets amnesia. One day man-eating flowers take over the world. One day... the insanity begins. You better read this- the fate of the world is at stake. *34 UP*Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-23-03 - Published: 6-3-0311. Don't Buy Candy from the Vending Machine reviewsA short essay why you shouldn't buy candy there- and no mention of health anywhere in here!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-27-03 - Published: 10-27-0312. Cups Will Take Over the World reviewsJoin Saucer Cup XII's announcment, that doesn't exist, that will surely cause all cups in the world to rally together and take over the world!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-29-03 - Published: 9-29-0313. Is There Not One Light? reviewsthat leaves undisturbed the sanctity of night? Please R&RNature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-17-03 - Published: 9-17-0314. The Three Bored Boards reviewsWhat they composed, what they wrote, and everything inbetween, namely fuzzy logic. Throw in a few cannabalistic pirates, going to school naked, and idiots in penguin suits, and you've got chaos.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-03 - Published: 9-16-0315. What To Do if You Meet up With A ManEating Flower reviewsThey are everywhere! You cannot escape! This manual is your last hope! READ or DIE! BWAHAHAHA!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-0316. What Happens When You Make Lima Beans Immortal reviewsNeed I say more?Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-14-03 - Published: 8-14-0317. Of Evil Blood Thirsty Gods reviewsAnd it's rated G too! What more could you want?Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-19-03 - Published: 6-19-0318. Flavorlopes reviews*Stupid Ad Alert* Complete with stupid disclaimers, stupid claimers, and a guy who rises from the dead. BONUS: A happy president who can't lick any more envelopes: READ AND FIND OUT!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-19-03 - Published: 6-19-0319. Desperate reviewsHOW! OH MY GOD, THE GROUP OF KILLER BUNNY RABBIT ASSASSINS ARE AT MY DOOR!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-18-03 - Published: 6-18-0320. A Bunch of Stupid Clerihews reviewsThis is a bunch of stupid clerihews, not a herd or a group. So go drink some soup.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-18-03 - Published: 6-18-0321. Quiet reviewsIF I BLASTED A ATOMIC BOMB INTO YOUR EARS, YOU WOULD LIKE QUIET TOO!Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-18-03 - Published: 6-18-0322. New Text Document reviewsWriter's Block leads to this! BWAHAHAHA!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-18-03 - Published: 6-18-0323. Telephone for Hope reviewstimes 22, them we are through.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-16-03 - Published: 6-16-0324. Blackbeard reviewsArgh, yeh mateys! I will take yer gold if yeh don' read this!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-16-03 - Published: 6-16-0325. Lunches, should we make them Longer or Shorter? » reviewsI am very interested in feedbackEssay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-16-03 - Published: 6-15-0326. Everything? reviewsDo I know everything? I think not!Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-16-03 - Published: 6-16-0327. Woman Of the Millenium reviewsWho is the woman of the millenium? Class Assignment.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-15-03 - Published: 6-15-0328. God's Drain reviewsNo religious reference's here, I just thought that was a descriptive title.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-15-03 - Published: 6-15-0329. Overlooking the Insignificant reviewsA short essay on how we, puny little humans, are insignificant in the bigger scheme of things, one thing science cannot change.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-15-03 - Published: 6-15-0330. The Day When Everyone on Earth had to Leave Earth » reviewsHow could noone review this? Wait, it's in Science Fiction... Oh! It makes sense now!Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-15-03 - Published: 6-15-0331. Forest of Rain reviewsWhat kind of summary would you give for a poem? Hmm.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-15-03 - Published: 6-15-0332. Who? reviewsare you?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-8-03 - Published: 6-8-0333. What Actually Happened reviewsWARNING: Stupid Alert! People who are hobophobic should not read this. It's still G though.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-5-03 - Published: 6-5-0334. A Corner in a Wall reviewsMy uninteresting theory of how dimensions work.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-4-03 - Published: 6-4-03
