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Masha Baitman
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since: 06-20-03, id: 360850
Author has written 24 stories for Play, General, Humor, General, Family, and Love.

Social critisim is so passe...

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I was the shadow of the waxwing slain

By the false azure in the windowpane;

I was the smudge of ashen fluff-and I

Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.

And from the inside, too, I'd duplicate

Myself, my lamp, an apple on a plate:

Uncurtaining the night, I'd let dark glass,

Hang all the furniture above the grass,

And how delightful when a fall of snow

Covered my slimpse of lawn and reached up so

As to make chair and bed exactly stand

Upon that snow, out in that crystal land!

- "Pale Fire", Nabokov.

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Since some Hebrew speakers muse be here, here's my Bamah page, if anyone's interested. http://stage.co.il/Authors/23226

I am from Israel, if the latter remark hasn't hit you with the sad news yet. I was born in Russia in 1986.

Soon, in about a year, Ishall become Finnish... well, sorta.

I study linguistics in the Hebrew University, Jerusalem, and enjoy it very much. Latin and Old Norse in the uni, and Swedish and Finnish at home.

P.s. - I HATE FICTIONPRESS! I have given up on hopes that the stupid editor would EVER break a line whereI ask it to, with or without their stinking guidlines. why do such useless things exist?! Obviously, all the poems I upload are completely fucked up by this lovely site...




1. Pale Fire reviews
A poem about a girl I used to love when I was young and angsty, through the years' looking glass, with a parodical streak and some sense of humour applied on old sores.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-31-06 - Published: 3-31-06
2. לאולגה שורשים כהים reviews
שיר עליז על זונה תל-אביבית. אין לי מושג איך הגיע לי הרעיון הזה. אבל זה חביב, זה מתחרז, וזה אפילו קצת רומנטי...
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - Hebrew - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 2-4-06
3. What Draws you to Me
wrote it a loooong time ago, after breaking up with yet another awful "boyfriend". i think it's not bad an achievement for something written three years ago.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 2-4-06
4. Out from the Sauna
poem in Nabokov's "Pale Fire" sorta rhyming, but much shorter (not to mention the quality, in comparison to God's poema).
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06
5. Landscape reviews
One afternoon i woke up in bed with the man i love, in Finland, and it was raining... so we wandered out, i in my underwear and overcoat.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06
6. רגעי הזוהר reviews
דרמה משפחתית... והכאבים הקטנים והמצאותיים האלה, הפשוטים והעירומים כל כך שאי אפשר לכתוב עליהם שירה, כי הם חסרי יופי וחסרי זוהר.
Family - Fiction Rated: K - Hebrew - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06
7. The Lonely Calling reviews
this is a very strange, absolutely abstract, eruption of my subconsciousness. i wrote it ages ago, and suddenly decided that it's a rather interesting piece.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06
8. Heritage reviews
memories of an odd, bottle-filled chilhood.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-05 - Published: 1-4-05
9. התפוח האדום שהתאכזב reviews
נורא נהינתי לכתוב את הסיפור הזה. הוא פתח לי המון שסתומים בתוך החשיבה. הוא מאוד מונע על הצבעים והמראות של ברגן (עיר נמל בנורווגיה).
General - Fiction Rated: K - Hebrew - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-31-04 - Published: 12-31-04
10. הגיון של פאנקים reviews
קשה לי לתאר את זה... זאת נובלה מודרנית, איננה אורבנית רק מפני שאינה מתרחשת בעיר גדולה. נער מעיר שבדית פרובינציאלית חי את חייו. זה בעצם הכל, אם חושבים על זה מנקודת מבט של עלילה.
General - Fiction Rated: K - Hebrew - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-8-04 - Published: 12-8-04
11. מורשת reviews
It's a very short story, all made of childhood memories (not mine...).
General - Fiction Rated: K - Hebrew - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-8-04 - Published: 12-8-04
12. Soft Light and Murky Walls
Dima can't stop clinging onto Yanna's selfish laughing eyes and her bored, cracked voice and her cigarette laughter...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-27-04 - Published: 8-27-04
13. Fear of the reviews
I am chained to my mattress by a word / Its blue-black whisper tightens round my brain / Like the crown of an electric chair...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-19-04 - Published: 6-19-04
14. Autobiography reviews
"My childhood was sweetly unaware of itself... My adolescence was bitterly unaware of itself... And I..." (a look at my different mental states throughout my life)
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-17-04 - Published: 6-17-04
15. The Guitar in my Heart reviews
... it is laquered with blood and the strings are my veins... (A little darker than my usual stuff, but it started with me seeing a picture of a lot of red and a guitar in it and trying to describe it.)
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-04
16. Forgotten Russian Lullabies reviews
My grandmother used to sing my brother and me to sleep with the saddest, most beautiful songs. In a sleepless hallucination, i wish i could remember them. maybe i'd remember how to fall asleep...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-04
17. A Father Figure, Perhaps reviews
A description of my fav teacher. and yes, i DO love my teachers - lots of them! `
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 4-28-04
18. A Sketch: Your classical dead fly in the soup reviews
(it's not awfully humouristic, more like absurd thaetre thing. i've been told it's not possible to do this in a theartre but... who cares.) ;) a guy sits in a restaurant talking to the dying fly in his soup about mourning.
Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-25-04 - Published: 4-25-04
19. These are Us reviews
Your inner angst, so well tiled over, intimidates me in the least./At most, it makes my lashes tremble/As you stare intently into my eyes,/Circling them like a vulture.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-14-04 - Published: 3-14-04
20. Silk reviews
And hands are woven out of silk/ And silk is woven out of clotted blood/ And the blood comes from the wounded hearts/ Of the poor, the lowly, the unneeded.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-5-03 - Published: 11-5-03
21. Grandfather reviews
A monologue, because i do love monologues; very personal and thus quite sad. read it and weep, i just have.
Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-1-03 - Published: 10-1-03
22. From the MoshPit to Enslave reviews
a poem stating - humorously and exaggeratedly ) - about my keen dislike for the Israeli army, involving the sensation of seep loss off handsome young men with long hair to the favour of that diabolic establishment which castrates them of their sexines
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-16-03 - Published: 9-16-03
23. Sinned Into Life reviews
god, ratings are so useless... Anyway, i think this is one of my best, most personal poems (and no, it does not consist of flowing red lines of angst. it is actually optimistic, which makes it very unique...)
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-7-03 - Published: 9-7-03
24. The Eternal Harlot, A Monologue reviews
lascivious and brutally realistic, an icon of everything cheap, a symbol of moral failure and sin, the Harlot strides proudly on cheap highheels, leaving the blaze of lowly humanity in our hearts. You may hate and fear her, but you will succumb to her.
Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-14-03 - Published: 8-14-03
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