Jen H.M
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since: 06-24-03, id: 361530, Profile Updated: 05-19-10
country: USA
Author has written 29 stories for General, Sci-Fi, Song, Friendship, Work, Life, General, Humor, Supernatural, Action, and Horror.

I love both horror and chick lit. My favorite authors are Stephen King and Marian Keyes. I alternate between the "Dexter" series and the "Shophaholic" series. I love "Tales from the Crypt" and "What Not to Wear." I like to think that my writing combines the best of both worlds.

I appreciate reviews, and I will reciprocate.


1. Flesh and Blood: Skin Deep IV
In the fourth installment in the Skin Deep series, Chloe's younger sister joins her in her "extracurricular activities."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Published: 11-16-11 - Complete
2. So Much for Billy Michaels reviews
A frightened young woman enters a diner just after sunset, with a chilling story to tell.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-11 - Complete
3. Drink and Die reviews
Ever wonder what could happen in a dark, noisy bar where no one knows where anybody else is?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-26-11
4. Murder on the Way to the Mall reviews
- "There had to be loads more old people around with piles of cash stowed away, just waiting for me to take it. They're old; they're going to die soon anyway. What do they need all that money for? Their funerals? I could use it right now."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-10-11 - Complete
5. The Ice Cream Man reviews
There hasn't been an ice cream man in Steffy's neighborhood since Old Man Finney drove his truck into the lake six years ago, but every night Steffy sees an ice cream truck outside her house, playing eerie off-key music.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-10 - Complete
6. Just Buried reviews
A couple get into a horrible car accident on their wedding night, and wake up with an insatiable hunger for something delicious, juicy, chewy and raw. Something like human brains.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-15-10 - Complete
7. In the Flesh: Skin Deep III
In the 3rd story in the Skin Deep series, a nosy detective, a condescending dermatologist and an acne outbreak disrupt Chloe's carefree housewife lifestyle. She may have to temporarily revert to her old ways so she can get back to her TV and Cheetos.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete
8. If Looks Could Kill: Skin Deep II reviews
In this sequel to Skin Deep, Chloe breaks out two weeks before her wedding, and has to resort to her old ways to once again clear her skin.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-14-09 - Complete
9. The Ringing Phone reviews
A woman is terrorized by a ringing phone that hasn't been plugged in since the Carter administration.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-6-09 - Complete
10. The Day Job reviews
This former executive assistant has found a new career, getting revenge on the high-level executives who fired her.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete
11. Skin Deep reviews
What's the best way to get clear skin? Take it from other people, of course.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete
12. It Ate Everything reviews
The more it eats, the more it grows, and the more it grows, the more it eats. No office building is safe.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-23-08 - Complete
13. Danielle's Autopsy Table reviews
Danielle may be a freak, but her mom's brownies are delicious.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete
14. Maple and Palm reviews
Mary thought a cat was just what she needed to keep her company, but the cats at Maple and Palm are after something else: blood.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete
15. The Return Job
I don't know what the title means, I don't know what the story means. I just know it's violent, and it's fun.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Published: 7-13-07 - Complete
16. The Baby Shower Killer reviews
I thought if one more person asked me when I was going to have a baby I would kill them... That's why I was buying a knife.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-28-07 - Complete
17. Neal's Big Idea reviews
Neal had always been a little eccentric and a little unreasonable, but this orange peel thing was out there even for him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-19-07 - Complete
18. We Have to Go Now reviews
It's the damnedest thing, isn't it? ...Those people jumping from the second floor.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-07 - Complete
19. Small Talk reviews
Sometimes it's best to just keep your mouth shut.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-15-07 - Complete
20. New Great Citrus Taste reviews
They may taste great, but the sound is enough to drive you insane.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-4-07 - Complete
21. The Colors Run Together reviews
Anyone who's ever started a band will understand.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-07 - Complete
22. Morning After a Show
Feeling tired and dirty after playing a show at some crummy nightclub and not getting home until 2am.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 9-20-06
23. Baggage reviews
Raise your hand if you have emotional baggage.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-27-05
24. Work reviews
A poem about things that happen at work
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-05
25. Sometimes reviews
My writing teacher said, just concentrate on the emotions and the words will write themselves. He was right.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-04
26. Honestly Amanda reviews
It's all part of growing up.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-03
27. Any Good Books reviews
I just want a chocolate croissant, not your whole life story...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-03
28. Five Seconds reviews
"The longest five seconds ever."
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-03
29. The Milky Way and the Canadian Dime reviews
One woman's struggle against a vending machine.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-03