Real Name: King Messihkhock
Alias: Zakkyurrdai Khan
Height: 6'20
Weight: A fucking ton.
Occupation: I kick people apart.
Powers: I do everything better than you. This is true by definition. Really.

Greetings and salutations. I'll be brief. My interests, in rough order:

Philosophy generally, meta-ethics, ethics, philosophy of science, philosophy of religion and theology, history, praxeological analysis, simulated history/role-playing. I also like to draw stuff with pencils. Also, chimps eat babies.

Excuse me for a moment while I stroke my ego...

“I'm afraid you lost me by the second paragraph.” -James Jago

”This was an interesting read, to say the least. That it was conducted with civility and clarity disturbs me for some reason.” -Commando Cody

”I really really want to say something constructive, but even the most negative constructive criticism I can think of would be BSing.” -Bllatrx

“If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
“You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. No, come to think of it, you would.
“Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.” -(fake) raptor7435

“You really sound like you are an asshole. You probably deserve to be called an 'asshole' every hour on the hour until you stop being one.
“Essentially, you’ll be an asshole until you die and I supose you understand that and because of this you don't try and dissuade others from believing it.” -dark88poet

”You seem to have the inferiority complex, with a habit of rambling and wasting space on this site.” -Arael the 15th

“I think I said in a review a while back that I don't think I can really have a meaningful debate with you…” -Tiefling

“Plump bitches are much softer on the fists, that's all I'm saying.” -tofujunky

”You were born to be worshipped.” -tofujunky

“I saw, I concurred, I came.” -tofujunky

“Well.. I think you can be classed as being just about the most selfish, arrogant, deplorabable individual I have ever seen… You have very serious issues.” -Samuel T. Findlay

“I agree w/ Samuel T. Findlay.” -crydancer

”Why do you bother writing such nonsense?” -light’s-rays

"you can't say I don't give a Fuck to everything.” -Organic Angel

”Well... i think you're full of shit and have no idea what your talking about and just like to cuss. Maybe you should learn a little more about what you're writing about before you go ranting and raving about it.” -Gustov

“My advice to you would be to crawl back into the garbage you came out, bitch” -Apollyion

"That had to be about the worst written document I think I've ever come across, seriously... your pathetic ramblings make no sense whatsoever." -Apollyion

“You Nazi sonofabitch.” -Mbwun

“I must wonder, you are a white nationalist? I am ;)” -Kaijyl/Gn0sis

“I've come to the comclusion that my poetry sucks. I'll take it down shortly. After my lobotomy and sex change. White power!” -some clown pretending to be me

“It seems No Trust (a.k.a. No Respect) has a slight anger management problem. This is the second time he has wished for my death, and this time he's included a host of others on his list of people he desires dead.” -Samuel T. Findlay

"The cyclopean balls you must have to suggest such legitimate points! You make me sick!" -tofujunky"

"What the fuck is wrong with me? Please don't answer that.”-tofujunky

That was fun. Now, for the obligagtory quotes:

"The well-mannered, law abiding society of today can easily become the amoral, brutish enemies of humanity tomorrow. All that's required, once men have subverted their own consciences to the will of the law, is for the law to turn them upon one another." -Jason C. Ditz

“(T)he Greek works that survive are those that the Christian Byzantines choose to preserve for us… (W)e think Greeks were a rational lot because Christians were interested in their rational thought.” -James Hannam

“All of our knowledge ultimately is grounded on our intuitive recognition of the truth when we see it. There is nothing magical or mysterious about the a priori foundations of economics, or at least nothing any more magical or mysterious than there is about our ability to comprehend any other aspect of reality.” – Gene Callahan

“Far from advocating moral relativism, I contend that some types of acts are wrong no matter who performs them, and no matter what (perhaps very real) grievances the perpetrator cites as excuses for ignoring basic moral principles.”
—Gene Callahan

“There is nothing as gross as a liberal. Not because they're leftists (of whatever shade), but because they are uninteresting white bread and Freedom Slop moderates with no coherent ideology.”
—Jeremy Sapienza

“The great ideological conflict of our age must not be confused with the mutual rivalries among the various totalitarian movements.”
— Ludwig von Mises

“It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.”
— Robert Anton Wilson

Websites of Interest
Time Cube
Ninjas