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LittleChoLo
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since: 07-04-03, id: 363212, Profile edited: 04-03-08
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Author has written 60 stories for Thriller, Humor, Song, Humor, Life, Historical, Love, Religion, School, Family, Politics, Friendship, Biography, Fable, Kids, Nature, General, Work, and War.

Previously known as Teacher On Toast, I like writing about schools and school life because that's what I know best. However, my works range from nonsense poetry to Shakespearian sonnets, and there are a handful of short stories amongst them, too. I like to experiment with language styles, form and structure, so if some of my recent stuff seems a little off-the-wall, then it's intentional.

I've recently just come back to fp.com after a large gap of having not having posted anything, since I tend to go though mini bursts of creativity now and then. I wrote the first story published on this site when I was 13.

My fanfiction.net page: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/527548/

I'm not a greatly prolific fanficcer, I admit, but I have written a Lemmings fic. and a long-ish My Fair Lady one that was looking promising before I got lost down a plot hole. However, I shan't pronounce it dead just yet. There might just be enough charge in the old batteries to get me through one of these days.

Statistics:

Age:
18

Gender:
Girl

Home:
Britain.

Personal Saviour:
Jesus

Hobbies:
Writing, reading, singing, cello playing, language speaking.

I would like to thank all of my favouriteers - it really means a lot to me that you appreciate my writing.

If you'd like a round tour of some of my different styles, here's a list of some of my favourite pieces:

The Night Before
Cut
The Christmas Tree's Last Words
Song of the Starfish
Song of the Butterfly
Song of the Spider
The Owl And The Rabbit Who Almost Went To Sea (but didn't quite make it)
Retired
The Best Poem in the World
Ode to Shakespearian Junk Mail
da studnt offensiv
I Is a Vewy Gud Powit
The PusherOn

I'd especially love some feedback on these.

LittleChoLo




1. The Soldier's Lullaby reviews
A poem penned whilst waiting for a train, feeling thoroughly depressed. I decided to botch it into a WWI poem at a later date. Would appreciate some constructive criticism.
War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-21-08
2. The Confession reviews
A girl confesses to the Food Tech. teacher that she has a crush on said teacher's husband. A social commentary.
School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-15-08
3. Procrastination reviews
It's short, but I trust that it says what it needs to say.
Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-7-08
4. When You Need A Friend reviews
A one-shot that can be interpreted either as a farewell poem or random musings on the nature of friendship.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 4-3-08
5. da studnt ofensiv » reviews
With sincere apologies.
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 8-20-07
6. Retired reviews
Do teachers ever cease to be teachers?
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 8-2-07
7. The Other Side reviews
A World War One poem about hating the other side. Make of it what you will.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-20-07
8. The Night Before reviews
We all know what it feels like the night before an important deadline. We've all ground on into the early hours of the morning when the clock beckons.
Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-20-07
9. The Ballad of Alfred McGee's Bagpipes reviews
A (vaguely humorous) poem I attempted to write using Scottish language. Please feel free to correct any mistakes!
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 4-29-06
10. Я и мой хомяк reviews
This is my first poem in Russian, after having studied the language for one and a quarter years. Expect the grammar to be bad.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - Russian - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-20-06 - Published: 1-20-06
11. Salt and Sand reviews
You feel bad about falling in love with someone when you're too young for them, but worse when they fall for someone else who also happens to be too young for them, too.
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06
12. Teacher's Pet reviews
A little girl doesn't know what it means to be the teacher's pet.
Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06
13. Chronicles of the Piggle Wiggle reviews
A poem I wrote whilst very bored and awaiting a Music mock GCSE exam.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 1-4-06
14. Interests of Personal Safety reviews
A short story consisting of high-school rebels, half a dozen pairs of lost gym shorts, an evil English teacher and a Christmas tree fairy who is quite obviously on drugs.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-16-05 - Published: 12-16-05
15. The PusherOn reviews
I was considering classifying this piece as a solo for vocal percussion. Instead, I'll call it a nonsense poem with a dark undertone.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-15-05 - Published: 11-15-05
16. Cut reviews
My reflections on the issue of self-harm... and how much of a shame it is.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 11-10-05
17. Song of the Spider reviews
A lonely plea.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-20-05 - Published: 9-20-05
18. Song of the Butterfly reviews
Fill the garden with ballet!
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-5-05 - Published: 9-5-05
19. Song of the Starfish reviews
The starfish and the sea foam - a short romance.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-5-05 - Published: 9-5-05
20. The Best Poem in the World reviews
Writing: a teenage curse.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-11-05 - Published: 8-11-05
21. A School Song reviews
A plea and a parody.
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-16-05 - Published: 4-16-05
22. Eco Clown reviews
The lament of a nature-loving clown with a sad obsession.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-10-05 - Published: 2-10-05
23. Like an Angel reviews
An idol is not an immortal: merely a person with the same flaws as you and I.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 1-22-05
24. Dear Mr Nile reviews
A formal letter of complaint written to express my disgust at being moved to sit away from my friends in class.
Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 1-22-05
25. Revolt of the Caretakers reviews
An anti-vandal protest
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-3-04 - Published: 12-3-04
26. Peace to Thee reviews
A third class husband comforts his wife after the Titanic sinks and they are surrounded by the treacherous, freezing waters.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-1-04 - Published: 12-1-04
27. All Smiles from Teddy Bear Heaven reviews
A story of a naive, young bear who learns the harsh truth of discrimination against the disabled - the hard way.
Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-04 - Published: 11-27-04
28. Porcelain reviews
A broken porcelain doll.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-23-04 - Published: 9-23-04
29. The Owl And The Rabbit Who Almost Went to Sea reviews
But didn't quite make it
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-11-04 - Published: 9-11-04
30. A Silent Farewell reviews
A tribute to a very special person.
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-20-04 - Published: 7-20-04
31. Strawberry Bonbons reviews
Various haiku themed on betrayal.
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-12-04 - Published: 7-12-04
32. Feet reviews
Life - a typical school morning scene. Or is it?
Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-1-04 - Published: 7-1-04
33. Last Christmas, I Gave You my Heart reviews
Your guided tour through a sleepy, snowy town in early 20th Century England.
Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-29-04 - Published: 6-29-04
34. Man in the Moon reviews
Is passing of others but the moon's phase? The sonnet portrays a true fantasy.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-28-04 - Published: 6-28-04
35. Hearest Thou as I? reviews
Loneliness from first person: a sonnet.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-28-04 - Published: 6-28-04
36. Spiritual Outcast reviews
The figure rests alone from society, thriving by night; dormant by day, as a third person ponders from a distance. A sonnet questioning the natural and supernatural.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-23-04 - Published: 6-23-04
37. Scholarship Queen reviews
May the world bow down before the supreme power of the Scholarship Queen: a sonnet
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-23-04 - Published: 6-23-04
38. A Shakespearian Suicide Note reviews
The shining maiden's lips pledge immortal truth... the trigger lies in a man's hands.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-6-04 - Published: 6-6-04
39. The AntiLove Spell reviews
A different slant on the love spells you see in magazines, books, etc. WARNING: Do not attempt to practise. It is guaranteed not to work.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-4-04 - Published: 6-4-04
40. The Game reviews
Regardless of whether or not you can bear to play a losing game, this one is fun for everyone. Spread 'The Game'; it's one of those things that's fun when shared. It can be a real party stopper if you tell enough people!
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-26-04 - Published: 5-26-04
41. Lady Bethlehem reviews
About unrest in Israel in recent years... Lady Bethlehem has strayed from the peace associated with her religiously bound origins, and weeps for salvation. It is a cold, windy night, and she cannot sleep, but remember the horror and the tragedy so mercil
Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-13-04 - Published: 4-13-04
42. Je Sais reviews
My second poem en francais, after 2/3 years of school French lessons
Love - Fiction Rated: K - French - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-23-04 - Published: 2-23-04
43. Sisterhood reviews
A speech for unity within. For unity within the school. For unity within the country. For unity within the world.
Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-4-04 - Published: 2-4-04
44. My Child reviews
Weep me free your tears. My dearest child, I love you; let me take you in my care.
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-31-04 - Published: 1-31-04
45. Daddy's Special Word reviews
Take me home to Africa, Mamma. I don't want to be a slave anymore.
Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-17-04 - Published: 1-17-04
46. Lady Cello reviews
After his lady fair leaves him for a wealthy gentleman, a fortuneless carpenter is inspired to create a most beautiful instument. Fiction in the form of poetry.
Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-11-04 - Published: 1-11-04
47. Moving the Wiffelump reviews
The ultimate excuse on those "dog ate my homework" days!
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-6-04 - Published: 1-6-04
48. The Christmas Tree's Last Words reviews
Massacre for eternal life: an ideal Christmas present
Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-23-03 - Published: 12-23-03
49. Victim of the Fox reviews
A fox amongst the geese is quick to eye a swan.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-21-03 - Published: 11-21-03
50. Je Dois Souffrir reviews
Le coeur a été cassé... ma première poésie en français
Love - Fiction Rated: K - French - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-03
51. Lone Angel reviews
Bound by love, yet forced apart: a true betrayal of the heart.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-03
52. The End of the Duvet reviews
Life is a duvet - once you find a gap, you must fill it with everything you have.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-9-03 - Published: 11-9-03
53. Life, Women and an Old Violin » reviews
In old-style England, a young street musician returns home full of anticipation for what the future could hold after the day that could change history. However, in his own excitement he was oblivious to a certain letter posted under his door...
Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-9-03 - Published: 11-3-03
54. The Red Barge Song reviews
Pretty self-explanatory... I was greatly inspired by the old 'Ten Green Bottles Sitting On The Wall' nursery rhyme, and wrote a humorous adaptation. Enjoy!
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-1-03 - Published: 11-1-03
55. I is a Vewy Gud Powit reviews
Downt yew beleive me?
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-4-03 - Published: 9-4-03
56. Back Page Comic Strip » reviews
Humour... tragedy... romance... another Mrs Doubtfire?
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-29-03 - Published: 7-11-03
57. The Dictionary of Life reviews
life is like a dictionary - every day you extend your vocabulary of experience
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-19-03 - Published: 7-19-03
58. Ode to Shakespearian Junk Mail reviews
Who here hates junk mail? If I could speak to a piece of junk mail, here's what I'd say to it...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-18-03 - Published: 7-18-03
59. As The Silver Moon Does Wane reviews
The silver moon mourns for them, but the Firestrome lives on: a tragic ballad.
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-12-03
60. Front Page Story » reviews
He held two tickets to London Central in his hand. A copy of The Times lay a few seats behind him. He never saw the front page story. He could never save Charlene.
Thriller - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-03 - Published: 7-5-03
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