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1. The Cthulu School of Engineering

OR, Why People Who Build Traffic Circles Deserve Them. A rant about driving and traffic in the big city.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Published: 11-23-09 - Complete

2. Oh, Sh t—Another Poem

Sometimes the poetry just won't stop, even if you might want it to.

Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Published: 11-23-09 - Complete

3. Back Of The Notebook reviews

A problem I ran into while attempting to write while traveling. Bumped the rating up for a single word.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-23-09 - Complete

4. About Trains

A poem that struck me while on a train home from Washington, D.C.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Published: 11-23-09 - Complete

5. Cat Tales: Cat And The Horrid Old Troll reviews

The first in a series of fables and fairytales I'm doing for children. The story probably sounds familiar, but then again, it's a fairytale, so they've all been told, I guess. To me, it's more in the way you approach the story. Enjoy!

Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-13-09 - Complete

6. She's Singing For Me reviews

Wow, been a while since I posted anything. Anywho, a new PG song I wrote. This one took a bit of doing from the original bit that kind of floated into my head whiel driving, but I think it came together well in the end. Enjoy.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-09 - Complete

7. The Inspector » reviews

Homicide Lt. Scott Henry, NYPD, is stumped by a series of freakish murders, and not even Adrian Dyer, one of the FBI's best profilers, can help him solve the case. When the perpetrators start to multiply, the Bureau sends the Inspector to get things done.

Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,423 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 3-26-07

8. I've Got It Bad reviews

Dedicated to Johny Blades. If he likes it, maybe it'll go on a Pandion Gene album.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-08 - Complete

9. Long Climb Up reviews

Everyone else is doing a political or socially aware song, and it's one of the biggies everyone band's gotta have, so here is the Pandion Gene's.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-08 - Complete

10. Little Poisoned Prayer reviews

Wow, hard at work on the Pandion Gene stuff. Finally finished from long ago in the Dark Ages.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-08 - Complete

11. Power Trip

The other newest Pandion Gene song. Its not my favoritest thing I've ever done, but the theoretical video is thexy.

Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Published: 12-3-07 - Complete

12. If You Love Me

Probably the better of the two newest Pandion Gene ditties. The other one gets a cooler music video, though. Its all smexy.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Published: 12-3-07 - Complete

13. The Outside Of The Door reviews

A collaboration with specter of the flesh. This song, oddly, turned out a bit poppier than is usually the Pandion Gene style, but I like it. Based on a true story.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-15-07 - Complete

14. The Dance

This Pandion Gene song is a bit slower than some of the others, more along the line of 'Sometimes'. It's one of those creepy ballads.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Published: 7-15-07 - Complete

15. I'll Put A Spell On You

Yet another Pandion Gene number that gets stuck in my head all the time. I hate getting my own stuff stuck in my head. This one's pretty upbeat. A good dance tune.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Published: 7-15-07 - Complete

16. Ceredo reviews

A slow, kind of jazzy forlorn love song for the lighter album. Norah Jones could probably sing it better than I could. But then, I could listen to that woman sing forever. About anything. Can you praise her enough?

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-07 - Complete

17. Thinking About You

A more lighthearted Pandion Gene ditty, for the feelgood album.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete

18. Silver Mustang

One of my favorite Pandion Gene songs. I actually got the idea from a combination of conversations I had with my mother and my best friend. Like all songs, especially mine, it sounds better sung than it looks written down.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Published: 4-23-07 - Complete

19. Sometimes reviews

A Pandion Gene song I jotted down about a friend I had a long time ago. Based on a true story. This is one of the few pieces I've ever written that has never been edited, either by me or by anyone else. This is exactly how it came out the first time.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-23-07 - Complete

20. Innocence

Again, a song for the Pandion Gene. This one is a little more romantic, but no less angsty. Ah, well we can't all write happy songs, nor can we write all happy songs.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Published: 4-20-07 - Complete

21. Puppet reviews

Another Pandion Gene tune. This song doesn't seem like much until you hear it sung. The music is a lot creepier than the lyrics.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-20-07 - Complete

22. Nephilim reviews

A third Pandion Gene song. I wish I could post sheet music here, but of course, no images. :P

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-20-07 - Complete

23. In The Streets

Another song I wrote for the Pandion Gene. This one is more typical, I think, and less Norah Jonesy than 'John's Song.'

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Published: 4-20-07 - Complete

24. John's Song

I originally started work on this song ages ago for my band, the Pandion Gene, and finished late last year for a short Indie film soundtrack. It's very Norah Jones or Sarah McLachlan or Anna Nalick... I think. You'd just have to hear it.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Published: 4-17-07 - Complete

25. The Old Woman And The Devil reviews

A short story written in the style of Grimm's Fairy Tales, right after reading said book. Please note: Most seeming errors in syntax, grammar, or spelling are not errors, as such. Remember that this is written in the style of Grimm's.

Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-07 - Complete

26. The Sillies reviews

Yay for the sillies!

Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

27. Stegosaurus Rex reviews

Stegosaurus was always my favorite dinosaur, and Jack Prelutsky, you didn't treat it very well.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

28. Family Motto reviews

No, but really. We're just like this.

Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

29. Cattitude reviews

My cat is really like this.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

30. The Fire Down Below reviews

Bwa, ha, ha! My friends will never forgive me.

Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

31. Shadows And Echoes reviews

All about sad, sad emo loss. Kill yourselves, now, all of you. [dies]

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

32. Tidal Pools reviews

A poem about the beach, and the imaginary civilizations that I populate it with.

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

33. A Slight Recurve reviews

I'm getting a Cupid image here. I hope we're all on the same page.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

34. Dirty reviews

I am such a tool. And I don't even charge for it.

Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

35. Monkeys reviews

A followup to Untitled 1, perhaps?

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

36. Power Play

Does this happen to anyone else, or am I just giving off the wrong pheromones?

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

37. Serenade reviews

Silly people in love, why don't they just say what they feel?

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

38. Sunspots

I do love me some cats, j0.

Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

39. Open Response

Okay, show of hands: Who's seen this happen to somebody?

Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

40. An Anthem For The Defeated reviews

Fie on you, Holy Trinity! Fie! I fart in your general direction!

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

41. Nothing Like Family reviews

A little piece I wrote about my own family tree, based on everything I've learned from studying our history. Some of it's even true. Maybe. True, true, true. Except for lies.

Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

42. Calamity

Rar! There's a monster in this poem! :3

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

43. A Pleasant Thought

Yes, I'm a Democrat. And no, I'm not a fanatic about it. I'd register Independent, but then you don't get to vote in the primaries, do you?

Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

44. Cold Sober

Apparently, there are a lot of people with this problem. I hear it's highly contagious, although some people are just carriers.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

45. Cloudwatching

Memories that all young boys share at a certain age, I think.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

46. I Used To Hate Mornings

A poem about how you should feel if you have a good reason not to anymore!

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete

47. To Believe A Crow »

In ancient Scotland, an island lord is murdered by the best friend that desires his realm. His widow, however, is not about to let that happen.

Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,786 - Published: 12-12-06

48. Saga Of The White Sword reviews

I intended to write a completely different poem when I did this the other night. An epic of two pages in rhyming four line stanzas? Yeah. That was intentional. It goes with my book, The Company Of The White Sword.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-27-06 - Complete

49. What Is A Poem? reviews

What is a poem, really? I've read a lot of opinions, so I thought I'd offer mine.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-06 - Complete

50. En Memoriam reviews

This poem just came to me the other night. Hopefully, one day, I might find out why that happens.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-27-06 - Complete

51. And Shadows Will Follow » reviews

An ancient evil is rising from the past, and to stop it, a young mage and his elven lover are forced by prophecy to ally themselves with a far greater evil.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-17-06 - Published: 9-3-03

52. The Forgotten Gods I: Shiva's Awakening reviews

When people stop believing in gods, the gods lose power, but some refuse to sleep. When hate and war fuel a tear the veil between reality and Hell, some of the old gods seize the chance to save the world, and maybe make people believe in them again.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-24-06

53. Death And Eleanor reviews

Death ponders on his job, and on how the reaction of a little girl makes him do so.

Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-29-06 - Complete

54. Ode To Squeezi Cheez reviews

An honorific dedicated to one of the best friends of all college students everywhere, right up there with Ramen noodles.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-06 - Complete

55. Rowan And Holly reviews

I wrote this for the National Writing Project five years ago. Who woulda thunk it?

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-13-06 - Complete

56. An Ode To L X Petrik reviews

Okay, okay... Here's your bloody singsong. Happy now?

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-10-06 - Complete

57. Longing reviews

I felt a little silly and decided to write an outofcharacter poem. Is love ever simple?

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-20-05 - Published: 12-6-05 - Complete

58. TCotWS I: Here There Be Dragons » reviews

Book I of The Company of the White Sword. When evil threatens the world, heroes shall arise to battle it. Where there are heroes, there is adventure, and where there is adventure, there is friendship.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-20-05

59. Untitled 5 reviews

War is Hell, someone once said. But nobody ever seems to remember that.

Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

60. Untitled 4 reviews

A fourth selection that goes with the Morrigane pieces.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

61. Untitled 3 reviews

Just a stream of consciousness sort of thing.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

62. Untitled 2 reviews

I've actually never been in love, personally, but I gather this is what it's like.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

63. Untitled 1 reviews

I really, truly, honestly have absolutely no idea myself.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

64. Spinning Moonbeams reviews

Crazy talk, that's what it is. But I really do love Chinese food.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

65. An Emotional Dictionary For The Youth reviews

For all those who have no idea what hope is...it's pandas!

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

66. Looking Glass Cats reviews

In the aftermath of their mistress's adventures, the black and white kittens seek some adventure for themselves.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

67. At Cliff's Edge reviews

Don't you feel like a real heel when one of your best friends falls in love with you and you don't love them back? I do.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

68. The Ballad Of The Lady Of Jewels reviews

A bard's song appearing in the same stories that feature the Morrigane pieces.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

69. The Legend Of The Tierif Arden reviews

This poem actually appears later in And Shadows Will Follow. Keep an eye out.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

70. Warp And Weft reviews

Don't you ever wonder what spiders are thinking that early? Now you know.

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

71. Hello, Said The Sidewalk reviews

Honestly, I just jotted this down in class. I have no idea where the inspiration came from.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

72. Children's Rhymes About Morrigane reviews

Another set of poems that goes with a story.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

73. Children's Song Of Morrigane reviews

A supplementary piece that appears in a specific story I've written.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete

74. The Dark Saga reviews

My longest poem, an epic inspired by several of my favorite works.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-8-03 - Complete

75. The Death Of The Rose reviews

Another dark, morbid poem. I have quite a lot of those, for some strange reason...

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-4-03 - Complete

76. So Long, And Thanks For All The Chin Scratchies reviews

A humorous cat poem I wrote some time ago. Isn't my mentality hopelessly cute and fuzzy?

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-03 - Complete

77. One Last Moment reviews

My first published poem. Read and feel free to review!

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-4-03 - Complete

78. My Soul's Shadow reviews

A poem about Artemis Mmrr, one of the best friends I've ever had.

Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-03 - Complete

79. Hamster Backlash reviews

A funny short I wrote for an english class. Silly, but satisfying.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-03 - Complete

80. Dark Lights On The Water reviews

Deep, like a mud puddle on the sidewalk of life... :P

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-03 - Complete

81. Chrysanthemum Bells reviews

I don't write much rhyming poetry, but this was a good first effort.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-03 - Complete

82. Barbed Wire Blossoms reviews

Just a little something I wrote to fill space in one of my stories. It's better than some of my other stuff, but worse than most.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-03 - Complete

83. A Happy Place reviews

A view from the mind of a mental patient. Try looking at the world from the other side of the straightjacket.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-4-03 - Complete

84. A Glass And Iron Butterfly reviews

One of my first poems. It ties in with stories I've written before.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-03 - Complete

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