I write stories about cartoons. Comic book characters, I suppose. Please don't do my characters the disservice of imagining them as funny-looking Real People who are subject to typical boring Real Person rules—thank you kindly.

No, purple prose is not "good writing".

I hand-code my stories in (X)HTML format, using a text editor. Not a word processor. So if you see any spelling errors or formatting mistakes, alert me so I can fix them.