1. Beneath the Moon
Hope you like it. Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-08 2. Ezra Called
Based on a true story I made up. Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-08 3. Going Home
I've been here before. Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-08 4. Workers Sketch reviews
Read the title. If you get it, click on it. Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-7-08 6. Flower in the Forest reviews
Based on a complete fabrication. Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-08 7. Peach Roses
Apparently peach roses are a sign of platonic friendship. That's a crock of a word I can't say here because of the childrens. Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-08 8. Sleep is a Kind of Death reviews
If you want to know what it is about, read it. Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-08 9. Musings on A DoubleLife reviews
In 2004, I created GothChicka, an account on which to post fictitious poetry. Here is my confessional, my thoughts, and my conclusions. Enjoy. On a side note, it feels good to be back at FP. Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 2-19-07 10. Fun With Religion! » reviews
Organized religion is a lot like Captain Planet - fun and educational at the same time! UPDATE: Islam. Be gentle with the reviews, folks. Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 5-30-05 11. Camp! reviews
David is a loner. Ty is a loudmouth. Templeton is a nerd. Victoria has a secret...will these personalities, among many others soon to be explored, clash? Read this completely legitimate coming-of-age tale to find out. R/R! Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-21-06 12. Forest of Solitude
Deep in the forest, a family enjoys a brief holiday. But at what price? The second part of a trilogy of short one-acts. Read "Toad" for the first installment. R/R! Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-17-06 - Published: 3-17-06 13. Call The Locksmith! reviews
A one-act comedy. A bit of avant-garde theater, as most of the action takes place offstage. Enjoy! Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-5-06 - Published: 3-5-06 14. I Like Everything! » reviews
Why should poetry be wordy and, ultimately, boring? For a easy-to-read alternative to those awfully verbose poems out there, inquire within! Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 3-30-05 15. Toad reviews
When it comes down to the final clash between man and reality, who shall triumph? A one-act piece. Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 11-10-05 16. My Take on Stereotypes reviews
Everyone is completely wrong about stereotypes. Thankfully, I'm here. Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 11-7-05 17. The Life of a Father » reviews
Hubris aside, these are the greatest haikus every written. Expect more in the future. Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 7-11-05 18. Response to Idiocy reviews
A response to Steven Hildreth's little mental vomit-spasm. I guess we found the missing link between complete moron and a shadow of basic intelligence. Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-11-05 - Published: 7-11-05 19. Breaking Point reviews
Water is like emotion. It represents emotion's polar states: calm and controlled, or raging and extremely dangerous. My Creative Writing final. Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 6-20-05 20. Suicide Note reviews
Found by the body of a single teenage mother. Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-05 - Published: 6-18-05 21. Book reviews
[One-shot] The last thoughts of the last man alive. Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-17-05 - Published: 6-17-05 22. Dave's Kitties reviews
These two poems were a gift to my friend Dave. Enjoy! Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-05 23. Four Months
Wrote this as an anniversary gift. Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-05 24. Emotional Dehydration reviews
Thirsty for feelings. Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-05 25. Cutting Myself reviews
I'm in so much pain...God...help me... Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-05 26. Hidden Agenda reviews
If you pick up on the joke, you win a million life points. Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-05 27. Lament of an Ice Cream Man reviews
The story of a pain few of us have to endure. Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-05 28. A Man and His Kingdom reviews
This won my school's poetry contest. Figured you guys might like it. Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-05 29. His Final Walk reviews
I got tired of feeding it, so...I paid my buddy Al to drive a little closer to the curb that day... Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-05 30. Hop 'Til You Drop Dead reviews
Nobody ever liked cute bunnies anyway. Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-05 31. Seal the Deal
Hey, they do it in Alaska all the time... Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-05 32. A Gentle Nap for a Lovable Old Man reviews
The retirement homes these days are far too full. Why not solve that issue with some creativity? Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-05 33. Granny's Last Batch reviews
I love the smell of cookies and grandma in the morning... Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-05 34. Gerber's reviews
Sometimes a man's gotta eat. Rated K for killing. Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-05 35. Mega Love High School VI! » reviews
The story of Suni, a 16-year old girl with romance problems at high school - and she fights demons! UPDATE: After almost a year! Yay! Manga - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 6-24-04 36. Testament to Time reviews
Falling leaves are the signs of a passing season. Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-8-05 - Published: 3-8-05 37. Realistic Native American Poetry reviews
A compendium of poems in the style of Native Americans. R/R! Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-2-05 - Published: 3-2-05 38. ADD and Extra Time on Standardized Tests reviews
A piece on how the regulations concerning extra time given on SAT/ACT for those with Attention Deficit Disorder exams are too lenient. R/R. Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 2-26-05 39. Off The Cliff reviews
In one moment, it can end. Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-24-05 - Published: 2-24-05 40. The Survivalist Guide to Popular Culture reviews
Don't want to be laughed at by your fellow home-skillets? Don't want to be called a stupid-ass nigga? Have no fear! The GUIDE is here! Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-05 42. An Essay on Opera reviews
Forget rap or rock - listen to REAL music, people! R/R! Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-10-05 - Published: 1-10-05 43. Tis the Season for Mindless Shopping! reviews
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Based on a true story. R/R! Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-24-04 - Published: 12-24-04 44. English Review reviews
Don't you just love a play on words? Inspired by Sergei's essay 'English review'. R/R! Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-16-04 - Published: 12-16-04 45. The Terrible Existance of Jonathan Kettle reviews
Next time you are alone, look over your shoulder. Chances are, some manner of aquatic bird is following you. Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-04 - Published: 12-16-04 46. I Totally Hate John Kerry reviews
This poem is so offensive I gave it a PG rating. PG being Pretty Good at insulting people! ZING TO DA MAX! Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-24-04 - Published: 11-24-04 47. Crystal Meph reviews
Rewrite of a story I wrote a while back. One man is caught between the path to heaven and hell. Rating for drug/sexual references. NEW EDIT! R/R! Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-15-04 - Published: 11-15-04 48. Solution to Obesity reviews
I have it all figured out. It's quite a modest proposal, you see. Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-14-04 - Published: 11-14-04 49. John Kerry Is President! reviews
My worst nightmare - John Kerry is the president of the United States! Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-4-04 - Published: 11-4-04 50. A Pongish Rant reviews
The little ping-pong game we all know and love is pissed at society. Here is what he has to say...R/R! Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-19-04 - Published: 10-19-04 51. Men Are Better » reviews
Sorry, ladies...it has to be said. You asked for it, and here it is: AN UPDATE! Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 10-17-04 - Published: 9-14-04 52. Peroutka for President in 2004! reviews
A political satire on the people nobody bothers to politically satire - a third party candidate. Michael Peroutka of the Constitution Party wants YOUR vote! Curious as to what his views are? Inquire within! Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-04 53. The Construction reviews
A monologue from a worker in that big job we all know about...R/R! Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-04 54. Defence of the Public School System reviews
Somebody has to defend our precious school system from the likes of uneducated people on this site. Guess that person is me. R/R! Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-3-04 - Published: 10-3-04 55. What Has God Done For You Lately? reviews
Told from the perspective of a middle-aged distraught Christian. R/R! Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-26-04 - Published: 9-26-04 56. The American Wannabe reviews
A poem from the perspective of someone who just got shot down by Simon Cowell on "American Idol". R/R! Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-21-04 - Published: 9-21-04 57. How To Destroy the Environment and Save MORE Time reviews
Just a little satire on a satire, folks...or is it satire! Multiple posting issue has been resolved, sorry guys! Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-28-04 - Published: 8-28-04 58. Protesters Are Not People reviews
Finally, a solution to one of America's greatest enemies: protesters. Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-04 59. Unfair Opinion on Video Games reviews
A short rant about the recent murders in Florida, and how a connection to an xBox is being blown out of proportion. R/R. Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-04 60. What To Say? reviews
If you had the chance to say something directly to God...what would it be? Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-20-04 - Published: 7-20-04 61. Everything But The Popcorn » reviews
Why should you spend 5-10 bucks on a movie ticket when I can see it for you, and give you the heads-up on it. Update: A promised review of "Bad Santa! Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-20-04 - Published: 7-16-04 62. Twilight in Winter reviews
A chilly winter's night, yet I am warm and comforted... Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-15-04 - Published: 7-15-04 63. O Woe Is Me, O Parody of Angsty Poetry! » reviews
Seriously...writing this stuff is a piece of cake. Anyone can do it. Here we go, another POEM! Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-13-04 - Published: 6-2-04 64. A Dreamer's Tale » reviews
A man's journey into the world people see only when they sleep - the world of dreams. Please R/R! Updated, finally! Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-13-04 - Published: 10-20-03 65. Dear Sir » reviews
The wisdom and wit of an unknown author, in a series of letters written to a friend name Sir. Updated after an 11-month hiatus! Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-23-04 - Published: 7-18-03 66. The Wonderful World of Roleplaying reviews
An essay detailing online role-play. For those of you who love to do it, this is right up your alley. Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 6-20-04 67. I Wish To Register A Complaint! » reviews
John Cleese said it in a nutshell. What follows are various complaints, insights, and anything I don't feel makes enough sense to put into it's own little essay. Update! Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-9-04 - Published: 5-12-04 68. Animal Rights? Animals Need No Rights » reviews
A satire about the campaign for animal rights. Replies to reviews inside! Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-15-04 - Published: 5-3-04 69. Salvation of a Hero reviews
The salvation of a sinful hero. Inspired by a requiem. Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-10-04 - Published: 5-10-04 70. Double Standard: Racism in the Media reviews
A piece written about a double standard in the media concerning racism. May be a bit controversial. Please R/R! Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 4-22-04 71. Capitalism and Communism: A Modern YingYang reviews
An essay detailing how capitalism and communism, two economic rivals, cannot function without eachother in society. Please R/R! Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-17-04 - Published: 4-17-04 72. Obesity: A Self Inflicted Epidemic reviews
A short piece on the obesity epidemic we're experiencing, and how we are the cause of it. Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-28-04 - Published: 3-28-04 73. Can't Write? Plagiarism Is Not The Answer! reviews
A short piece about the low-lifes whose mentality is expressed in the above title. Feedback always welcome. Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-7-04 - Published: 3-7-04 74. Feminism: A Rant reviews
Complaints towards sexists who go under the guise of feminism to gain special treatment, not social/economic equality. Not aimed at all feminists, so please take that into consideration. Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 3-6-04 75. Why Fireworks And Your Hand Don't Mix reviews
A little haiku I wrote a while ago. My first on this site. Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-5-04 - Published: 3-5-04 76. A Look Back reviews
Reflections from a man about experiences he has had and mistakes he has made. Rating is for later chapters. Feedback welcome! General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-5-04 - Published: 3-5-04 77. Gothicism and What I Think reviews
Note: This essay is my opinion. Please take this into consideration. Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-1-04 - Published: 2-1-04 78. Next Stop: The Moon reviews
My thoughts on the Bush administration's upcoming space flight plan. Though they may seem a bit pessimistic, they aren't as much as they seem. Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 1-13-04 79. Playing God reviews
The first poem in a while I've written...it's about writing. Please R/R. General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-8-04 - Published: 1-8-04 80. Melodrama is Pointless reviews
A rant about why melodrama in high school and abroad is useless. Hopefully this will connect to those with common sense (PG rating for bluntness) Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-8-04 - Published: 1-8-04 81. Have Their Careers Sunk This Low? reviews
A bit of a rant about recent events (mostly the Britney Spears marriage thing). Opening my newspaper to find a load of garbage about this incident prompted this rant. Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-5-04 - Published: 1-5-04 82. Communism: A SemiRant reviews
Not so much a rant about the system of government, but about the stereotypes people hold. Please read the Author's Note at the top before reading the essay...to save confusion/hate. Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-4-04 - Published: 1-4-04 83. A Personal Hell reviews
A story as old as time - the drive-thru at McDonald's. Told from a father's point of view. Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-14-03 - Published: 7-14-03 |
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