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Author has written 82 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Essay, General, General, Haiku, Fantasy, Humor, Manga, Nature, Religion, Play, Politics, Spiritual, Life, Love, and Sci-Fi. Hey guys, after a long sabbatical from writing, I am back. Mostly poetry these days. If you R/R something of mine, I will return the favor as quickly as I am able. -V P. S. - If I ever intentionally hurt or offended you in the past, I say this: suck it. I probably had a good reason at the time and I stand by it now. | |||||||||||
1. Beneath the Moon reviewsHope you like it.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-082. Ezra CalledBased on a true story I made up.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-083. Workers Sketch reviewsRead the title. If you get it, click on it.Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-7-084. Contemporary Dramatic Fiction for Today's YahDude »For the enlightened bro kid or buddy kid.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-6-085. Flower in the Forest reviewsBased on a complete fabrication.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-086. Peach Roses reviewsApparently peach roses are a sign of platonic friendship. That's a crock of a word I can't say here because of the childrens.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-087. Sleep is a Kind of Death reviewsIf you want to know what it is about, read it.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-28-08 - Published: 2-28-088. Musings on A DoubleLife reviewsIn 2004, I created GothChicka, an account on which to post fictitious poetry. Here is my confessional, my thoughts, and my conclusions. Enjoy. On a side note, it feels good to be back at FP.Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 2-19-079. Fun With Religion! » reviewsOrganized religion is a lot like Captain Planet - fun and educational at the same time! UPDATE: Islam. Be gentle with the reviews, folks.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 5-30-0510. Camp! reviewsDavid is a loner. Ty is a loudmouth. Templeton is a nerd. Victoria has a secret...will these personalities, among many others soon to be explored, clash? Read this completely legitimate coming-of-age tale to find out. R/R!Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 3-21-0611. Forest of SolitudeDeep in the forest, a family enjoys a brief holiday. But at what price? The second part of a trilogy of short one-acts. Read "Toad" for the first installment. R/R!Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-17-06 - Published: 3-17-0612. Call The Locksmith! reviewsA one-act comedy. A bit of avant-garde theater, as most of the action takes place offstage. Enjoy!Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-5-06 - Published: 3-5-0613. I Like Everything! » reviewsWhy should poetry be wordy and, ultimately, boring? For a easy-to-read alternative to those awfully verbose poems out there, inquire within!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 3-30-0514. Toad reviewsWhen it comes down to the final clash between man and reality, who shall triumph? A one-act piece.Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 11-10-0515. My Take on Stereotypes reviewsEveryone is completely wrong about stereotypes. Thankfully, I'm here.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 11-7-0516. The Life of a Father » reviewsHubris aside, these are the greatest haikus every written. Expect more in the future.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 7-11-0517. Response to Idiocy reviewsA response to Steven Hildreth's little mental vomit-spasm. I guess we found the missing link between complete moron and a shadow of basic intelligence.Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-11-05 - Published: 7-11-0518. Breaking Point reviewsWater is like emotion. It represents emotion's polar states: calm and controlled, or raging and extremely dangerous. My Creative Writing final.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 6-20-0519. Suicide Note reviewsFound by the body of a single teenage mother.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-05 - Published: 6-18-0520. Book reviews[One-shot] The last thoughts of the last man alive.Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-17-05 - Published: 6-17-0521. Dave's Kitties reviewsThese two poems were a gift to my friend Dave. Enjoy!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-0522. Four MonthsWrote this as an anniversary gift.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-0523. Emotional Dehydration reviewsThirsty for feelings.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-0524. Cutting Myself reviewsI'm in so much pain...God...help me...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-0525. Hidden Agenda reviewsIf you pick up on the joke, you win a million life points.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-0526. Lament of an Ice Cream Man reviewsThe story of a pain few of us have to endure.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-0527. A Man and His Kingdom reviewsThis won my school's poetry contest. Figured you guys might like it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-0528. His Final Walk reviewsI got tired of feeding it, so...I paid my buddy Al to drive a little closer to the curb that day...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-0529. Hop 'Til You Drop Dead reviewsNobody ever liked cute bunnies anyway.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-0530. Seal the DealHey, they do it in Alaska all the time...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-0531. A Gentle Nap for a Lovable Old Man reviewsThe retirement homes these days are far too full. Why not solve that issue with some creativity?Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-0532. Granny's Last Batch reviewsI love the smell of cookies and grandma in the morning...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-0533. Gerber's reviewsSometimes a man's gotta eat. Rated K for killing.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 6-8-0534. Mega Love High School VI! » reviewsThe story of Suni, a 16-year old girl with romance problems at high school - and she fights demons! UPDATE: After almost a year! Yay!Manga - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 6-24-0435. Testament to Time reviewsFalling leaves are the signs of a passing season.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-8-05 - Published: 3-8-0536. Realistic Native American Poetry reviewsA compendium of poems in the style of Native Americans. R/R!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-2-05 - Published: 3-2-0537. ADD and Extra Time on Standardized Tests reviewsA piece on how the regulations concerning extra time given on SAT/ACT for those with Attention Deficit Disorder exams are too lenient. R/R.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 2-26-0538. Off The Cliff reviewsIn one moment, it can end.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-24-05 - Published: 2-24-0539. The Survivalist Guide to Popular Culture reviewsDon't want to be laughed at by your fellow home-skillets? Don't want to be called a stupid-ass nigga? Have no fear! The GUIDE is here!Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-0540. Liberalism? Conservatism? How About Neither? reviewsInquire within, comrades!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-17-05 - Published: 1-17-0541. An Essay on Opera reviewsForget rap or rock - listen to REAL music, people! R/R!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-10-05 - Published: 1-10-0542. Tis the Season for Mindless Shopping! reviewsFa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Based on a true story. R/R!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-24-04 - Published: 12-24-0443. English Review reviewsDon't you just love a play on words? Inspired by Sergei's essay 'English review'. R/R!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-16-04 - Published: 12-16-0444. The Terrible Existance of Jonathan Kettle reviewsNext time you are alone, look over your shoulder. Chances are, some manner of aquatic bird is following you.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-04 - Published: 12-16-0445. I Totally Hate John Kerry reviewsThis poem is so offensive I gave it a PG rating. PG being Pretty Good at insulting people! ZING TO DA MAX!Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-24-04 - Published: 11-24-0446. Crystal Meph reviewsRewrite of a story I wrote a while back. One man is caught between the path to heaven and hell. Rating for drug/sexual references. NEW EDIT! R/R!Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-15-04 - Published: 11-15-0447. Solution to Obesity reviewsI have it all figured out. It's quite a modest proposal, you see.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-14-04 - Published: 11-14-0448. John Kerry Is President! reviewsMy worst nightmare - John Kerry is the president of the United States!Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-4-04 - Published: 11-4-0449. A Pongish Rant reviewsThe little ping-pong game we all know and love is pissed at society. Here is what he has to say...R/R!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-19-04 - Published: 10-19-0450. Men Are Better » reviewsSorry, ladies...it has to be said. You asked for it, and here it is: AN UPDATE!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 10-17-04 - Published: 9-14-0451. Peroutka for President in 2004! reviewsA political satire on the people nobody bothers to politically satire - a third party candidate. Michael Peroutka of the Constitution Party wants YOUR vote! Curious as to what his views are? Inquire within!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-0452. The Construction reviewsA monologue from a worker in that big job we all know about...R/R!Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-0453. Defence of the Public School System reviewsSomebody has to defend our precious school system from the likes of uneducated people on this site. Guess that person is me. R/R!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-3-04 - Published: 10-3-0454. What Has God Done For You Lately? reviewsTold from the perspective of a middle-aged distraught Christian. R/R!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-26-04 - Published: 9-26-0455. The American Wannabe reviewsA poem from the perspective of someone who just got shot down by Simon Cowell on "American Idol". R/R!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-21-04 - Published: 9-21-0456. How To Destroy the Environment and Save MORE Time reviewsJust a little satire on a satire, folks...or is it satire! Multiple posting issue has been resolved, sorry guys!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-28-04 - Published: 8-28-0457. Protesters Are Not People reviewsFinally, a solution to one of America's greatest enemies: protesters.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-0458. Unfair Opinion on Video Games reviewsA short rant about the recent murders in Florida, and how a connection to an xBox is being blown out of proportion. R/R.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-0459. What To Say? reviewsIf you had the chance to say something directly to God...what would it be?Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-20-04 - Published: 7-20-0460. Everything But The Popcorn » reviewsWhy should you spend 5-10 bucks on a movie ticket when I can see it for you, and give you the heads-up on it. Update: A promised review of "Bad Santa!Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-20-04 - Published: 7-16-0461. Twilight in Winter reviewsA chilly winter's night, yet I am warm and comforted...Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-15-04 - Published: 7-15-0462. O Woe Is Me, O Parody of Angsty Poetry! » reviewsSeriously...writing this stuff is a piece of cake. Anyone can do it. Here we go, another POEM!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-13-04 - Published: 6-2-0463. A Dreamer's Tale » reviewsA man's journey into the world people see only when they sleep - the world of dreams. Please R/R! Updated, finally!Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-13-04 - Published: 10-20-0364. Dear Sir » reviewsThe wisdom and wit of an unknown author, in a series of letters written to a friend name Sir. Updated after an 11-month hiatus!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-23-04 - Published: 7-18-0365. The Wonderful World of Roleplaying reviewsAn essay detailing online role-play. For those of you who love to do it, this is right up your alley.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 6-20-0466. I Wish To Register A Complaint! » reviewsJohn Cleese said it in a nutshell. What follows are various complaints, insights, and anything I don't feel makes enough sense to put into it's own little essay. Update!Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-9-04 - Published: 5-12-0467. Animal Rights? Animals Need No Rights » reviewsA satire about the campaign for animal rights. Replies to reviews inside!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-15-04 - Published: 5-3-0468. Salvation of a Hero reviewsThe salvation of a sinful hero. Inspired by a requiem.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-10-04 - Published: 5-10-0469. Double Standard: Racism in the Media reviewsA piece written about a double standard in the media concerning racism. May be a bit controversial. Please R/R!Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 4-22-0470. Capitalism and Communism: A Modern YingYang reviewsAn essay detailing how capitalism and communism, two economic rivals, cannot function without eachother in society. Please R/R!Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-17-04 - Published: 4-17-0471. Obesity: A Self Inflicted Epidemic reviewsA short piece on the obesity epidemic we're experiencing, and how we are the cause of it.Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-28-04 - Published: 3-28-0472. Can't Write? Plagiarism Is Not The Answer! reviewsA short piece about the low-lifes whose mentality is expressed in the above title. Feedback always welcome.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-7-04 - Published: 3-7-0473. Feminism: A Rant reviewsComplaints towards sexists who go under the guise of feminism to gain special treatment, not social/economic equality. Not aimed at all feminists, so please take that into consideration.Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 3-6-0474. Why Fireworks And Your Hand Don't Mix reviewsA little haiku I wrote a while ago. My first on this site.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-5-04 - Published: 3-5-0475. A Look Back reviewsReflections from a man about experiences he has had and mistakes he has made. Rating is for later chapters. Feedback welcome!General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-5-04 - Published: 3-5-0476. Gothicism and What I Think reviewsNote: This essay is my opinion. Please take this into consideration.Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-1-04 - Published: 2-1-0477. Next Stop: The Moon reviewsMy thoughts on the Bush administration's upcoming space flight plan. Though they may seem a bit pessimistic, they aren't as much as they seem.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 1-13-0478. Playing God reviewsThe first poem in a while I've written...it's about writing. Please R/R.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-8-04 - Published: 1-8-0479. Melodrama is Pointless reviewsA rant about why melodrama in high school and abroad is useless. Hopefully this will connect to those with common sense (PG rating for bluntness)Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-8-04 - Published: 1-8-0480. Have Their Careers Sunk This Low? reviewsA bit of a rant about recent events (mostly the Britney Spears marriage thing). Opening my newspaper to find a load of garbage about this incident prompted this rant.Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-5-04 - Published: 1-5-0481. Communism: A SemiRant reviewsNot so much a rant about the system of government, but about the stereotypes people hold. Please read the Author's Note at the top before reading the essay...to save confusion/hate.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-4-04 - Published: 1-4-0482. A Personal Hell reviewsA story as old as time - the drive-thru at McDonald's. Told from a father's point of view.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-14-03 - Published: 7-14-03
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