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Author has written 83 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Essay, General, General, Haiku, Fantasy, Humor, Manga, Nature, Religion, Play, Politics, Spiritual, Life, Love, and Sci-Fi. http://discountsubmarines.wordpress.com -V | |||||||||
1. The Greatest Love Poem Ever reviewsYou'll see.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-3-10 - Complete2. Beneath the Moon reviewsHope you like it.Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-08 - Complete3. Ezra CalledBased on a true story I made up.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Published: 7-1-08 - Complete4. Workers Sketch reviewsRead the title. If you get it, click on it.Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-7-08 - Complete5. Contemporary Dramatic Fiction for Today's YahDude »For the enlightened bro kid or buddy kid.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,221 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-6-086. Flower in the Forest reviewsBased on a complete fabrication.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete7. Peach Roses reviewsApparently peach roses are a sign of platonic friendship. That's a crock of a word I can't say here because of the childrens.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete8. Sleep is a Kind of Death reviewsIf you want to know what it is about, read it.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete9. Musings on A DoubleLife reviewsIn 2004, I created GothChicka, an account on which to post fictitious poetry. Here is my confessional, my thoughts, and my conclusions. Enjoy. On a side note, it feels good to be back at FP.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-19-07 - Complete10. Fun With Religion! » reviewsOrganized religion is a lot like Captain Planet - fun and educational at the same time! UPDATE: Islam. Be gentle with the reviews, folks.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 5-30-0511. Camp! reviewsDavid is a loner. Ty is a loudmouth. Templeton is a nerd. Victoria has a secret...will these personalities, among many others soon to be explored, clash? Read this completely legitimate coming-of-age tale to find out. R/R!Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-0612. Forest of SolitudeDeep in the forest, a family enjoys a brief holiday. But at what price? The second part of a trilogy of short one-acts. Read "Toad" for the first installment. R/R!Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Published: 3-17-0613. Call The Locksmith! reviewsA one-act comedy. A bit of avant-garde theater, as most of the action takes place offstage. Enjoy!Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-5-0614. I Like Everything! » reviewsWhy should poetry be wordy and, ultimately, boring? For a easy-to-read alternative to those awfully verbose poems out there, inquire within!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 3-30-0515. Toad reviewsWhen it comes down to the final clash between man and reality, who shall triumph? A one-act piece.Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-0516. My Take on Stereotypes reviewsEveryone is completely wrong about stereotypes. Thankfully, I'm here.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-7-0517. The Life of a Father » reviewsHubris aside, these are the greatest haikus every written. Expect more in the future.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 7-11-0518. Response to Idiocy reviewsA response to Steven Hildreth's little mental vomit-spasm. I guess we found the missing link between complete moron and a shadow of basic intelligence.Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-11-0519. Breaking Point reviewsWater is like emotion. It represents emotion's polar states: calm and controlled, or raging and extremely dangerous. My Creative Writing final.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-0520. Suicide Note reviewsFound by the body of a single teenage mother.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-18-0521. Book reviews[One-shot] The last thoughts of the last man alive.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-0522. Dave's Kitties reviewsThese two poems were a gift to my friend Dave. Enjoy!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-16-0523. Four MonthsWrote this as an anniversary gift.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Published: 6-16-0524. Emotional Dehydration reviewsThirsty for feelings.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-16-0525. Cutting Myself reviewsI'm in so much pain...God...help me...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-16-0526. Hidden Agenda reviewsIf you pick up on the joke, you win a million life points.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-0527. Lament of an Ice Cream Man reviewsThe story of a pain few of us have to endure.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-0528. A Man and His Kingdom reviewsThis won my school's poetry contest. Figured you guys might like it.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-16-0529. His Final Walk reviewsI got tired of feeding it, so...I paid my buddy Al to drive a little closer to the curb that day...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-0530. Hop 'Til You Drop Dead reviewsNobody ever liked cute bunnies anyway.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-8-0531. Seal the Deal reviewsHey, they do it in Alaska all the time...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-8-0532. A Gentle Nap for a Lovable Old Man reviewsThe retirement homes these days are far too full. Why not solve that issue with some creativity?Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-8-0533. Granny's Last Batch reviewsI love the smell of cookies and grandma in the morning...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-0534. Gerber's reviewsSometimes a man's gotta eat. Rated K for killing.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-0535. Mega Love High School VI! » reviewsThe story of Suni, a 16-year old girl with romance problems at high school - and she fights demons! UPDATE: After almost a year! Yay!Fiction: Manga - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 6-24-0436. Testament to Time reviewsFalling leaves are the signs of a passing season.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-8-0537. Realistic Native American Poetry reviewsA compendium of poems in the style of Native Americans. R/R!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-2-0538. ADD and Extra Time on Standardized Tests reviewsA piece on how the regulations concerning extra time given on SAT/ACT for those with Attention Deficit Disorder exams are too lenient. R/R.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-0539. Off The Cliff reviewsIn one moment, it can end.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-24-0540. The Survivalist Guide to Popular Culture reviewsDon't want to be laughed at by your fellow home-skillets? Don't want to be called a stupid-ass nigga? Have no fear! The GUIDE is here!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-24-0541. Liberalism? Conservatism? How About Neither? reviewsInquire within, comrades!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-17-0542. An Essay on Opera reviewsForget rap or rock - listen to REAL music, people! R/R!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-10-0543. Tis the Season for Mindless Shopping! reviewsFa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Based on a true story. R/R!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-0444. English Review reviewsDon't you just love a play on words? Inspired by Sergei's essay 'English review'. R/R!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-16-0445. The Terrible Existance of Jonathan Kettle reviewsNext time you are alone, look over your shoulder. Chances are, some manner of aquatic bird is following you.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-0446. I Totally Hate John Kerry reviewsThis poem is so offensive I gave it a PG rating. PG being Pretty Good at insulting people! ZING TO DA MAX!Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-24-0447. Crystal Meph reviewsRewrite of a story I wrote a while back. One man is caught between the path to heaven and hell. Rating for drug/sexual references. NEW EDIT! R/R!Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-15-0448. Solution to Obesity reviewsI have it all figured out. It's quite a modest proposal, you see.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-14-0449. John Kerry Is President! reviewsMy worst nightmare - John Kerry is the president of the United States!Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-4-0450. A Pongish Rant reviewsThe little ping-pong game we all know and love is pissed at society. Here is what he has to say...R/R!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-19-0451. Men Are Better » reviewsSorry, ladies...it has to be said. You asked for it, and here it is: AN UPDATE!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 10-17-04 - Published: 9-14-0452. Peroutka for President in 2004! reviewsA political satire on the people nobody bothers to politically satire - a third party candidate. Michael Peroutka of the Constitution Party wants YOUR vote! Curious as to what his views are? Inquire within!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-15-0453. The Construction reviewsA monologue from a worker in that big job we all know about...R/R!Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-0454. Defence of the Public School System reviewsSomebody has to defend our precious school system from the likes of uneducated people on this site. Guess that person is me. R/R!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-0455. What Has God Done For You Lately? reviewsTold from the perspective of a middle-aged distraught Christian. R/R!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-26-0456. The American Wannabe reviewsA poem from the perspective of someone who just got shot down by Simon Cowell on "American Idol". R/R!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-0457. How To Destroy the Environment and Save MORE Time reviewsJust a little satire on a satire, folks...or is it satire! Multiple posting issue has been resolved, sorry guys!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-0458. Protesters Are Not People reviewsFinally, a solution to one of America's greatest enemies: protesters.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-20-0459. Unfair Opinion on Video Games reviewsA short rant about the recent murders in Florida, and how a connection to an xBox is being blown out of proportion. R/R.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-0460. What To Say? reviewsIf you had the chance to say something directly to God...what would it be?Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-0461. Everything But The Popcorn » reviewsWhy should you spend 5-10 bucks on a movie ticket when I can see it for you, and give you the heads-up on it. Update: A promised review of "Bad Santa!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-20-04 - Published: 7-16-0462. Twilight in Winter reviewsA chilly winter's night, yet I am warm and comforted...Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-15-0463. O Woe Is Me, O Parody of Angsty Poetry! » reviewsSeriously...writing this stuff is a piece of cake. Anyone can do it. Here we go, another POEM!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-13-04 - Published: 6-2-0464. A Dreamer's Tale » reviewsA man's journey into the world people see only when they sleep - the world of dreams. Please R/R! Updated, finally!Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-13-04 - Published: 10-20-0365. Dear Sir » reviewsThe wisdom and wit of an unknown author, in a series of letters written to a friend name Sir. Updated after an 11-month hiatus!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-23-04 - Published: 7-18-0366. The Wonderful World of Roleplaying reviewsAn essay detailing online role-play. For those of you who love to do it, this is right up your alley.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-0467. I Wish To Register A Complaint! » reviewsJohn Cleese said it in a nutshell. What follows are various complaints, insights, and anything I don't feel makes enough sense to put into it's own little essay. Update!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-9-04 - Published: 5-12-0468. Animal Rights? Animals Need No Rights » reviewsA satire about the campaign for animal rights. Replies to reviews inside!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-15-04 - Published: 5-3-0469. Salvation of a Hero reviewsThe salvation of a sinful hero. Inspired by a requiem.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-10-0470. Double Standard: Racism in the Media reviewsA piece written about a double standard in the media concerning racism. May be a bit controversial. Please R/R!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-22-0471. Capitalism and Communism: A Modern YingYang reviewsAn essay detailing how capitalism and communism, two economic rivals, cannot function without eachother in society. Please R/R!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-17-0472. Obesity: A Self Inflicted Epidemic reviewsA short piece on the obesity epidemic we're experiencing, and how we are the cause of it.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-28-0473. Can't Write? Plagiarism Is Not The Answer! reviewsA short piece about the low-lifes whose mentality is expressed in the above title. Feedback always welcome.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-0474. Feminism: A Rant reviewsComplaints towards sexists who go under the guise of feminism to gain special treatment, not social/economic equality. Not aimed at all feminists, so please take that into consideration.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-6-0475. Why Fireworks And Your Hand Don't Mix reviewsA little haiku I wrote a while ago. My first on this site.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-5-0476. A Look Back reviewsReflections from a man about experiences he has had and mistakes he has made. Rating is for later chapters. Feedback welcome!Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-5-0477. Gothicism and What I Think reviewsNote: This essay is my opinion. Please take this into consideration.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-1-0478. Next Stop: The Moon reviewsMy thoughts on the Bush administration's upcoming space flight plan. Though they may seem a bit pessimistic, they aren't as much as they seem.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-13-0479. Playing God reviewsThe first poem in a while I've written...it's about writing. Please R/R.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-0480. Melodrama is Pointless reviewsA rant about why melodrama in high school and abroad is useless. Hopefully this will connect to those with common sense (PG rating for bluntness)Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-8-0481. Have Their Careers Sunk This Low? reviewsA bit of a rant about recent events (mostly the Britney Spears marriage thing). Opening my newspaper to find a load of garbage about this incident prompted this rant.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-5-0482. Communism: A SemiRant reviewsNot so much a rant about the system of government, but about the stereotypes people hold. Please read the Author's Note at the top before reading the essay...to save confusion/hate.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-4-0483. A Personal Hell reviewsA story as old as time - the drive-thru at McDonald's. Told from a father's point of view.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-14-03
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