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Author has written 56 stories for Song, Politics, Humor, Religion, Nature, Friendship, Haiku, Life, General, Love, Essay, War, and General. Name: It starts with 't' and ends with a 'y' "GO FUCK YOURSELF." -- Dick Cheney | |||||||||
1. Cycle Of Vengeance reviewsAs we continue to fight for those we've lost, others will fight for those we've taken.Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-11-08 - Published: 9-11-082. A Love Poem For My Lovely Bush reviewsViva La Bush! D'oh!Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 8-30-083. Hallelujah: Unrated and Uncensored reviewsI promise to repent later in life, but for now let me have my fun. Okay? Reader discretion is strongly advised!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 7-25-064. No Hooters reviewsNot about owls. [Limerick]Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-25-05 - Published: 12-25-055. Jesus X reviewsA not so Christmas-y limerick.Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-25-05 - Published: 12-25-056. Color Me Pissed reviewsI said 'pissed' not 'piss'. Now put down that yellow marker!Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-11-05 - Published: 12-11-057. A Mother's Worth reviewsA sonnet I wrote for my mum (and yes, for your mommy too) on Mother's Day.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-15-05 - Published: 5-15-058. Mary Was Loose reviewsLike a virgin, touched for the very first time. Like a vir-er-er-err-gin.Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-29-05 - Published: 3-29-059. Jesus Doesn't Like Being Interviewed! reviewsChrist's response to John Stein's "An Interview with Jesus."Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-0510. My Sister Vs God: The Prequel Part II reviewsMy Sister's Odds: A Googolplex to OneGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-30-04 - Published: 12-30-0411. Jesus Was Gay reviewsWhy would you think otherwise?Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 11-25-04 - Published: 11-25-0412. Which Came First? reviewsThe chicken or the egg?Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-11-04 - Published: 4-11-0413. Forever Crowned reviewsIs God overrated?Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-21-04 - Published: 3-21-0414. This Boob's For You reviewsI love you, man. Not really, but read this anyway.Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 2-8-0415. Blood in the Air reviewsMy anti-war song. Criticisms/flames are welcomed - as long as it's not accompanied by stupidity.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-18-04 - Published: 1-18-0416. Eve's Story reviewsEve's explanation of what truly happened in the Garden of Eden. Now we can all understand why men have Adam's apples and women don't.Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-2-04 - Published: 1-2-0417. Let Me Live reviewsA poem written to respond to dontstayfallen's "Dead" - Yep, I'm a non-Christian.Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-21-03 - Published: 12-21-0318. Barriers reviewsThe fear of getting your heart broken . . . will have you putting up fences.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-21-03 - Published: 12-21-0319. Oops, we did it again! reviewsThe U.S. air strike on an Afghan village left nine children dead, and failed to kill the targeted Taliban suspect.Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-9-03 - Published: 12-9-0320. Marching Ghosts reviewsThe atomic bombing of Japan (Hiroshima - Nagasaki) ; one survivor describes the horrific aftermath as "marching ghosts."War - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-8-03 - Published: 12-8-0321. Ten Little Indians reviewsThe Story of Thanksgiving . . . the way it should be told.Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-0322. My Sister Vs God : The Prequel reviewsWho will reign supreme? The ultimate battle between Good and . . . Good?Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-9-03 - Published: 11-9-0323. House of Light reviewsThe light that saves.Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-26-03 - Published: 10-26-0324. Beat the Rush reviewsRush Limbaugh is a junkie! I knew it! I'm surrounded by hypocrites!Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-19-03 - Published: 10-19-0325. Happy Thoughts reviewsSomething to get rid of the creepy little thoughts.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-28-03 - Published: 9-28-0326. Red reviewsJust a creepy little thought.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-28-03 - Published: 9-28-0327. There's No Place Like Hell reviewsIt's pretty funny imagining myself as Dorothy (The Wizard Of Oz). I would look ridiculous. lolGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-15-03 - Published: 9-15-0328. Welcome to Congress Cafe reviewsWhat can we get you today, Mr. President?Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-11-03 - Published: 9-11-0329. Loopholes reviewsSin your butt off and still be able to go to heaven. This may be offensive to some, so read at your own will.Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-0330. dogma reviewsI believe in . . . !emReligion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-3-03 - Published: 9-3-0331. Darkness Of The Night reviewsIn the dark, I spark. (Song/Poem)Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-3-03 - Published: 9-3-0332. Mars reviewsBring out your telescope and check out the red "star! Mars will be at its closest on August 27!Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-21-03 - Published: 8-21-0333. What Kind Of God reviewsReading the morning paper got me really depressed. I had to write out my feelings, and this poem was the result . . .Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-21-03 - Published: 8-21-0334. Childhood Memories reviewsOh, the good ol' times.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-19-03 - Published: 8-19-0335. Lemonade reviewsThere is nothing like a cup of homemade lemonade on a hot summer day.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-18-03 - Published: 8-18-0336. Operation Forest Thinning reviewsJust my thoughts on Bush's controversial Healthy Forest InitiativePolitics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-0337. A Proud Woman reviewsA woman with true intelligence would not give in to the notion that God is a man He, Him, Father, male .Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-12-03 - Published: 8-12-0338. Mother Nature reviewsMy thanks and apology to Mother NatureNature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-03 - Published: 8-10-0339. A Poem A Day reviewsWho needs therapy, when we have poetry?Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-8-03 - Published: 8-8-0340. Jesus! reviewsThe title is just an expressionReligion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-2-0341. Drenched reviewsI go for simplicity just in case if Bush (or his family) accidentally stumbles on some of my work. It would make it easier for them to understand (or read for that matter).Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-31-03 - Published: 7-31-0342. Be With You reviewsThe ending of "Titanic" where Rose dies laying peacefully in her bed and then she reunites with Jack - inspired me to write this poemLove - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-30-03 - Published: 7-30-0343. The Art of Sepaku reviewsCome on everyone! Let's go practice the Art of Sepaku!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-30-03 - Published: 7-30-0344. Night Skies reviewsHelp! I can't breathe.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-28-03 - Published: 7-28-0345. The Cycle reviewsIn the Cycle, there is no end.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-28-03 - Published: 7-28-0346. Unrequited reviews"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return" - Moulin RougeHaiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-28-03 - Published: 7-28-0347. The Itch reviewsMy first Haiku EVER! Did I do it right?Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-24-03 - Published: 7-24-0348. Don't Even Think About It reviewsA friend is thinking about doing something really stupidFriendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-23-03 - Published: 7-23-0349. My Sister Vs God reviewsSorry, all bets are off.Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-21-03 - Published: 7-21-0350. Monsters in the Woods reviewsWhy do we hunt and kill defenseless animals? And then to go and hang their heads up on the wall. How sickening!Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-21-03 - Published: 7-21-0351. Confession reviewsI'm prepared for the criticism and screams. So, bring it on!Religion - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-19-03 - Published: 7-19-0352. I Am Human reviewsA penny for your thoughts. All right, make that a dollar.Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-18-03 - Published: 7-18-0353. Jalapeno reviewsCaution: The poem you are about to enjoy is extremely HOT!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-18-03 - Published: 7-18-0354. Last Night reviewsGet that dirty thought outta your head! Ever had a bad date that went like this?Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-17-03 - Published: 7-17-0355. The Thin Line Between Peace & War reviewsWar! What is it good for? Absolutely . . .Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-17-03 - Published: 7-17-0356. Shoulder to Cry On reviewsI love writing songs/poems. Need to know if I should give it up or not. Please toss in your two cents. Thanks.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-15-03 - Published: 7-15-03
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