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1. Adam and Steve reviews

God so loved the world that he wrote his one and only Limerick, that whosoever readeth it shall not perish but have eternal life. True story.

Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-21-10

2. Cycle Of Vengeance reviews

As we continue to fight for those we've lost, others will fight for those we've taken.

Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-08

3. A Love Poem For My Lovely Bush reviews

Viva La Bush! D'oh!

Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-30-08

4. Hallelujah: Unrated and Uncensored reviews

I promise to repent later in life, but for now let me have my fun. Okay? Reader discretion is strongly advised!

Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-25-06

5. No Hooters reviews

Not about owls. [Limerick]

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-25-05

6. Jesus X reviews

A not so Christmas-y limerick.

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-25-05

7. Color Me Pissed reviews

I said 'pissed' not 'piss'. Now put down that yellow marker!

Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-11-05

8. A Mother's Worth reviews

A sonnet I wrote for my mum (and yes, for your mommy too) on Mother's Day.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-15-05

9. Mary Was Loose reviews

Like a virgin, touched for the very first time. Like a vir-er-er-err-gin.

Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-29-05

10. Jesus Doesn't Like Being Interviewed! reviews

Christ's response to John Stein's "An Interview with Jesus."

Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-8-05

11. My Sister Vs God: The Prequel Part II reviews

My Sister's Odds: A Googolplex to One

Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-30-04

12. Jesus Was Gay reviews

Why would you think otherwise?

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 11-25-04

13. Which Came First? reviews

The chicken or the egg?

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-11-04

14. Forever Crowned reviews

Is God overrated?

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-21-04

15. This Boob's For You reviews

I love you, man. Not really, but read this anyway.

Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-8-04

16. Blood in the Air reviews

My anti-war song. Criticisms/flames are welcomed - as long as it's not accompanied by stupidity.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 1-18-04

17. Eve's Story reviews

Eve's explanation of what truly happened in the Garden of Eden. Now we can all understand why men have Adam's apples and women don't.

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-04

18. Let Me Live reviews

A poem written to respond to dontstayfallen's "Dead" - Yep, I'm a non-Christian.

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-21-03

19. Barriers reviews

The fear of getting your heart broken . . . will have you putting up fences.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-21-03

20. Oops, we did it again! reviews

The U.S. air strike on an Afghan village left nine children dead, and failed to kill the targeted Taliban suspect.

Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-9-03

21. Marching Ghosts reviews

The atomic bombing of Japan (Hiroshima - Nagasaki) ; one survivor describes the horrific aftermath as "marching ghosts."

Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-8-03

22. Ten Little Indians reviews

The Story of Thanksgiving . . . the way it should be told.

Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-15-03

23. My Sister Vs God : The Prequel reviews

Who will reign supreme? The ultimate battle between Good and . . . Good?

Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-9-03

24. House of Light reviews

The light that saves.

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-26-03

25. Beat the Rush reviews

Rush Limbaugh is a junkie! I knew it! I'm surrounded by hypocrites!

Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-19-03

26. Happy Thoughts reviews

Something to get rid of the creepy little thoughts.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-28-03

27. Red reviews

Just a creepy little thought.

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-28-03

28. There's No Place Like Hell reviews

It's pretty funny imagining myself as Dorothy (The Wizard Of Oz). I would look ridiculous. lol

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-03

29. Welcome to Congress Cafe reviews

What can we get you today, Mr. President?

Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-11-03

30. Loopholes reviews

Sin your butt off and still be able to go to heaven. This may be offensive to some, so read at your own will.

Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-10-03

31. dogma reviews

I believe in . . . !em

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-03

32. Darkness Of The Night reviews

In the dark, I spark. (Song/Poem)

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-3-03

33. Mars reviews

Bring out your telescope and check out the red "star! Mars will be at its closest on August 27!

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-21-03

34. What Kind Of God reviews

Reading the morning paper got me really depressed. I had to write out my feelings, and this poem was the result . . .

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-21-03

35. Childhood Memories reviews

Oh, the good ol' times.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-19-03

36. Lemonade reviews

There is nothing like a cup of homemade lemonade on a hot summer day.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-18-03

37. Operation Forest Thinning reviews

Just my thoughts on Bush's controversial Healthy Forest Initiative

Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-16-03

38. A Proud Woman reviews

A woman with true intelligence would not give in to the notion that God is a man He, Him, Father, male .

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-12-03

39. Mother Nature reviews

My thanks and apology to Mother Nature

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-03

40. A Poem A Day reviews

Who needs therapy, when we have poetry?

Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-8-03

41. Jesus! reviews

The title is just an expression

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-2-03

42. Drenched reviews

I go for simplicity just in case if Bush (or his family) accidentally stumbles on some of my work. It would make it easier for them to understand (or read for that matter).

Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-31-03

43. Be With You reviews

The ending of "Titanic" where Rose dies laying peacefully in her bed and then she reunites with Jack - inspired me to write this poem

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-30-03

44. The Art of Sepaku reviews

Come on everyone! Let's go practice the Art of Sepaku!

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-30-03

45. Night Skies reviews

Help! I can't breathe.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-28-03

46. The Cycle reviews

In the Cycle, there is no end.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-28-03

47. Unrequited reviews

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-28-03

48. The Itch reviews

My first Haiku EVER! Did I do it right?

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-24-03

49. Don't Even Think About It reviews

A friend is thinking about doing something really stupid

Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-23-03

50. My Sister Vs God reviews

Sorry, all bets are off.

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-21-03

51. Monsters in the Woods reviews

Why do we hunt and kill defenseless animals? And then to go and hang their heads up on the wall. How sickening!

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-21-03

52. Confession reviews

I'm prepared for the criticism and screams. So, bring it on!

Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-19-03

53. I Am Human reviews

A penny for your thoughts. All right, make that a dollar.

Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-18-03

54. Jalapeno reviews

Caution: The poem you are about to enjoy is extremely HOT!

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-03

55. Last Night reviews

Get that dirty thought outta your head! Ever had a bad date that went like this?

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-17-03

56. The Thin Line Between Peace & War reviews

War! What is it good for? Absolutely . . .

Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-17-03

57. Shoulder to Cry On reviews

I love writing songs/poems. Need to know if I should give it up or not. Please toss in your two cents. Thanks.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-15-03