Hey peoples. I'm Apprentice Mage (or Chibi, Tobias, or Joe), and I obviously write stuff and upload it onto this site. In my opinion, my writing can definitely improve (especially when compared with Neko's. See Ranting Akumas on my faves list.) So, I'll let you know what happening with the stories that I've uploaded already, and stories that are coming in the future that you should watch out for.

Quote of the DECADE:

me and some peers are in study groups for our Global History mid-term>

Peer #1: What is Mrs. garbled...my global teacher's> dad's favorite veggie?

Me: Ms. garbled...my English teacher>

Peer #1: *laugh* What is Neil's father's favorite tool?

Me: Ms. garbled...mt English teacher>

Thought for the day ......

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a
large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

*Chibi's Current Stories*

The Fat Lady Sings: This was a horror story that I wrote for English class around the time of Halloween 2003. It's a one-shot, so don't expect any more to come from it. Status: Complete. Nothing new is going to be added.

For Death to Die: Another one-shot I wrote for school. I wrote this in 7th grade, and did a major editing job to make it sound like my vocabulary was big (though it isn't, sadly enough). Status: Complete. Nothing new here either.

The Guiding Light: I guess this'll just be under the status 'Incomplete, but don't expect poems for a while'... Status: Incomplete.

Bokkusu No Seirei: Spirit of the Box- One-shot. Nothing new. Please note that I wrote this in 3 days since that's all the time I had to write it -_-

*Stories I'm Brainstorming*

The Past is not Forgotten- Set in Egypt (both modern and ancient). Woot! I love Egypt! Anyway...It's going to be suspense murder/mystery type thing. This isn't going to be..what I concentrate all my effort and stuff on (I'm going to save it and stuff once I finished, but not...send it to anyone, other than here). I don't kow how to describe it. I want to be a writer when I grow up, but I don't want this to be a book. That's it. Plus, I suck at murder-mysteries. But I wanted to try something new. Anyway, here's basically what happens. An American detective/forensics...scientist?...travels to Egypt to investigate a murder...a necklace he bought in Egypt a few years back takes him to ancient Egypt where the exact same murder takes place (only a different person). Only a series of strangle, seemingly meaningless clues leads to the killer (in both scenarios)...and they are exactly the same in both times. The American meets a warrior that is bound to the necklace (not literally -_-). He finds the killer (who I won't reveal). He is then transported back to modern Egypt...where he is led straight to the killer (again, I won't reveal). So, that's all I'll tell you. Tell me what you think about the idea through email or IM.

*Favorite Quotes*

"'Squirrel! *Runs after it in attempt to catch it*' 'Squirrel? Squirrel! Starts to run after it, but trips over her obscenely high-heeled boots*'" -Me and Oni

"'Do you have anything other than black soda, because I don't like it' 'Racist'" -Oni and Neko

"YOGURT IS GOD!" -Me

"'Taters' is the old Southern way of saying-- TEXAS!" -Me

"Meat, wonderful meat" -...James

"There's no 'I' in 'team,' but there's a 'we' in 'weapon.'" -Catapult Master, M:TG card

"'My brother is in Algebra 2, which is the intermediate level.' 'So that's the lowest level, right?'" -Neko and me

"'We should make a movie of our LIFE!' 'No, that would be scary.' 'Yeah, that would be kinda disturbing. It's just gonna be 6 people walking around like they are high.' 'Isn't that 'Friends'?'" -(in order of who said what) Safaia, Me, Oni, Safaia's Dad

"I tried to punch it with my face." -Me

"We all have trouble thinking, I think." -Safaia

"Everyone is born left-handed. You turn right-handed when you commit your first sin." -Sign on Norman Schwarzkopf's desk (So NYAH :-P to all you Righties)

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy and good with ketchup." -Dunno

"My mind works like LIGHTNING! One brilliant flash and it's GONE!" -Dunno

So, that was my incredibly horrible bio, since it said nothing about me. Here are some quick facts about me:

Name: Chibi (well, that's my nickname)
Age: 14

Gender: Unknown. JK, I'm male
Hobbies: Writing, reading, coin collecting
Favorite band(s): Simple Plan, Evanescence, Good Charlotte, Bond etc.
Favorite book(s): Harry Potter, Fire Bringer, Sabriel, Lirael, The Da Vinci Code, Artemis Fowl, Nightfall, etc.
Favorite manga(s)/anime(s): Hikaru No Go, One Piece, Shaman King, RK, FLCL, Rebirth, etc.
Favorite comic(s): Calvin & Hobbes, Farside
Pets: 2 Siamese cats (Spunky and Soukie)
Favorite Movie(s): Spirited Away, 50 First Dates, The Matrix, Scary Movie 3, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Secret Window
Movies I Desperately Want to See: Day After Tomorrow, The Village
Friends: None. JK. My friends are Neko, Oni, James, Senjo, Yutaan, Zach, Adam, Safaia, Alex M, Stephen B, Spencer B, Spencer H, Josh, Andrew F, etc.