Author has written 2 stories for General, and Life.

Well. You found me officer. I guess you'll have to... oh wait. Well...uh....that was a little awkward. Lets try again shall we.

HI! I'm here and i'm going to write poerty darn it! I guess thats the important stuff, so now we'll talk about me!!!!!

I'm kinda crazy, as you may have already guessed.(If you did, you get 5 points). I live in the middle of FREAKING nowhere, a.k.a Kansas. Sucks to be me huh? oh well... anyway, i like to do all sorts of crazy (and sometimes dangerous) things, like play with fire and do local theater. (I'll let you decide which is more hazardous to your health. Times up!! If you said theater, you get 5 more points!) ANYway, thats what i do, plus i listen to heavy metal, evanesance (i don't quite know what they are) and the music of Danny Elfman. (Composed the music for most of Tim Burton's films.)

So you see where i get it from.

By the way, if you collected any points, you can go to mcdonalds and ask for a free burger, and they will give you a funny look.

Got to go, the police are at the front door. Don't know why, the house was on fire when i got there and i.....ouch stop it!!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!