Welp, now that I have my very OWN story up now, it's time for me
to make a *proper* bio about the one, the only Sirius-Pitch-Black!
Lights, camera, action!!

Pen-name: Sirius-Pitch-Black. Dosen't everyone just love Sirius from
the Harry Potter books, huh don't they!? *shakes fist* You'd better.

Romeo: And my name is ROMEO!

Let me guess, you want to give your own bio along with mine don't you?

Romeo: *rolls eyes* Well, I'm here aren't I. You should be greatful for my presence! Bow to me mortal!

Um...how bout no. Well everyone, I suppose I should introduce my newly
asigned muse Romeo. He's a Devlin, which is a psychopathic, homicidal,
half demon...type person. Oh! And he has a tail too.

Romeo: *covers her mouth* I thought I told you not to speak of that out loud.

Armand: Hey, What about me! I wanna join too!

*sighs* Fine. Anyone's who's read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles knows him.

Romeo: Heh, heh. I gotta better intro then you.

Armand: *narrows eyes* Shut up.

Anyways, back to MY bio.

Real name:________ Sorry, not till I make it big. :P

Armand: *folds arms and grumbles* Andrei de Romanus

Romeo: Ha, ha! What kinda stupid name is that?

Armand: What about your name. It can't actually be Romeo.

Romeo: So what if it is? There's nothing wrong with my name.

Armand: *raises eyebrow* Oh God your serious. *starts cracking up* Is it like the one from Shakespear's play.

Romeo: From which movie? The 1968 version or the one with Leonardo Dicaprio?

Armand: Um, 1968 version?

Romeo: No.

Armand: Then it's the one with Leo?

Romeo: No.

Armand: What the...then which is it-

Guys, we're getting off topic.

Romeo,Armand: Sorry.

Age: 17 at the moment.

Armand: Er, mortal years or immortal?

Both.

Armand: Imortal: 500, Mortal: 17

Romeo: Really, you look 5 to me.

Armand: Shut up! I was short for my age.

I'm sorry Armand, but I have to agree with Romeo. You do look like a baby.

Armand: Hey! Why do you always take his side?

Romeo: Cause she likes me better :P

Armand: Well how old are you then Mr. Horse shit for brains?

Romeo: 365,987. I lots count after that.

Me, Armand: 0_0;

I thought you were 25.

Romeo: That's the way I look.

Uh yeah, I think we need to continue.

Birthday: May-22,1988

Armand: Some time in 1498, I cant really remember.

Romeo: Me too.

What?

Romeo: *shrugs* Give us a break. It's been a while.

*mutters* Old farts.

Zodiac signs: Born in the year of the dragon, and the month of a Gemini, that is to say, the begining of one.

Armand: What kind of stupid question is that?

Romeo: Your just mad because you don't know when you were born.

Armand: What are you talking about? That was you!

Romeo: Oh yeah.

Race: Black and Mexican. Don't look either though.

Romeo: Black.

Armand: Russian.

Romeo: What!? You told me you were French!

Armand: No. I said I was *in* France dumbass.

Romeo: Why you little elf-

Guys, calm down! Fight after the bio.

Romeo: *grumbles, sulking* Fine then, I will.

Armand: *acting the same* Yeah, me too.

Hair color: Brown. How...plain, *sweatdrops* won't be that color for long. AHAHAHAHHAahahahah!

Armand: Auburn

Romeo: Brown and blond, And yes it's NATURAL.

Armand: *squints in disgust* That's disgusting.

Romeo: What? You never seen a black man with natural blond hair?

Armand: No. It's just because its YOU. I thought that was a wig. *Gags*

Well, apparently you guys don't know eachother very well. That's why we're doing a BIO!!! So let's continue shall we?

Eye color: *looks in mirror* Um, looks dark brown.

Armand: Brown.

Romeo: Brown.

Well, that's rather...syncronized. ^_^;

Height: 5'4" *eyes widen* My God I'm Short!

Armand: Ha, I'm taller then you. I'm 5'6"

Romeo: Hmph. I'm 5'5"

Armand: Ha! I win!

Romeo: At least I'm taller then her.

But yeah, the problem with that is, I'm a teenager and you guys are
grown men. See any problems with that? *smiles evily* Midgets.

Roemo, Armand: *growls*

Occupation: *shrugs* Still out of work I'm afraid.

Armand: Um, what do I need a job for? I'm a Vampire damnit!

Romeo: Freeloader.

Armand: Oh, like you have a job.

Romeo: Actually, I'm a chef.

Really? Who do you work for.

Romeo: *shifts eyes* Uh, can't say. Heh, heh *sweatdrops*

Um, yeah. Continueing...

Sex: Female.

Romeo: Oh god, I'd love some...I mean Male. *laughs nervously*

Armand: 100 guy baby. *does strange thrust motions*

Fav. Color: Red and Black. And no, not just red, and not just black. RED AND BLACK! Get it, got it, good.

Romeo: *snaps fingers* Now I remember why I bother hanging out with you. It's because we both like the same color's!

^_^; That's the only reason? Then again, that coming from you is probably a complement.

Armand: You guys both suck-

Romeo: *starts to say something then stops* I'm not even going to mess with that Vampire pun right there.

Armand: Good thing. Let's try and stay away from corny jokes ok? Anyways, it's all about dark blue.

Fav. Books: Harry Potter books 1-4, Most of the Vampire Chronicles,
Rain Fall, The Next Accident, The Other Daughter, Fat Tuesday, Deep
Waters, What She Doesn't Know, Island, Plum Island, and The Giver.

Armand: The Vampire Armand, what else is there to read?

Romeo: I like Harry Potter and the Demon Knights, mainly because I'm the star in it. And Play Boy magazine.

-_-; I wouldn't call "Play Boy" literature.

Roemo: Oh, but its the finest of all literature. Such depth and has real character analysis. *smiles evilly*

Right whatever.

Fav. Authors: Anne Rice, Lisa Gardner, and Barry Eisler. I hope to become great like them some day.

Romeo: The ingenious makers of PlayBoy, I'd have to say. I especially admire there illustrations.

*Shakes head* You are a sick little man, dude.

Armand: I would go with Anne Rice, but I think she and David are out to get me.

Location: Vallejo, California, in America.

Armand: New York at the moment.

Romeo: Vallejo, visiting you. *narrows eyes*

^_^; Oh yeah, I forgot.

Fav. Characters in a book: Harry Potter, Remus Lupine, Sirius Black:
From the Harry Potter series, Lestat, Marius, and Armand: From the
Vampire Chronicles, and well, I'd say Legolas from the Lord of the
Rings, but I've never read that book. I've only seen the movies and
like him because Orlando Bloom is playing him. Come on people, a dead
sexy dude doing all KINDS of cool fighting moves with a freakin' bow
and arrow! Good Lord have mercy, some one turn on the fan cause it's
getting hot up in heeya!

Romeo: I can't believe you! You list a blond guy in tights over me!
*sniffles* If I had a heart I can assure it would be breaking.

Oh come on Romeo, I can't list my own characters, it's not...canny man.

Romeo: To hell with canny! *mutters* little hefa replacing me with green elves.

Armand: You put HARRY POTTER before ME! I can eat that hocus pocus bastard for breakfast!

Armand, you couldn't fit a baby bottle in your mouth, let alone Harry Potter.

Armand:....

*interupts* Moving on.........

Fav. Movie: Pirates of the Carribien: the curse of the black pearl,
Pitch Black, Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight, The Big Hit, The
Mummy, The Mummy returns, The Scorpion King, Queen of the Damned, The
New Guy, Get Over it, The Italien Job, Oceans 11, Blade 1, Blade 2,
Resident Evil, Knock around Guys, and Triple X.

Armand: Just for the record, I hate all Vampire movies! They either
make the Vampire look stupid, and if I'm in it they make me look
stupid! But if you must know I liked night at the Roxbury the best.
That movie is the greatest.

Romeo: no, Mortal Kombat is the best! And all of the Austin Powers movies. *in bad british accent* Yeah, baby! Yeah!

Fav. Shows: Smallville, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, One on One, World
Wrestling Entertainment aka WWE, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Courage the
Cowerdly Dog, Fairly odd Parents, Will & Grace, and The Parkers.

Armand: Sponge Bob Squarepants!

Romeo: South Park.

Fav. Elements: Lightning. I don't know why, but I just love the way it
looks...the way it dances and lights up in the sky during a storm,
illuminating the rain like silver jewls...B-A-utiful! Fire is my next
favorite.

Armand: You know, Lightning isn't really counted as an element...

Oh, to hell with you Armand, if I say its a an element, then its an element *sticks tongue out*

Romeo: I prefer fire. *grins* Mainly because I like to set people on fire.

Armand: *shakes head* You sound a lot like Louie. Damn arsonists.

Fav. Anime: Trigun, Inu-yasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Cowboy Bebop, Yu Yu
Hakusho, Outlaw Star, Yu-Gi-Oh, DrangonBall Z, Case Closed, and Full
Metal Alchemist.

Armand: What the hell is Anime?

I'm sensing a case of de-ja-vu here. It's Japanese cartoons.

Romeo: I don't watch that shit. It's scarry!

That's because your crazy...and an idiot.

Romeo: Yeah-Hey!

More de-ja-vu.

Fav. Animal: Dragon, Jaguar, and pikachus.

Armand: Anything with jagged teeth. Heh, heh.

Romeo: I hate animals. Especially cats!

Fav. Weapons: Swords, guns, daggers, glaves, sais, chakrums.

Armand: Guns, and my own bare hands! Bruhahahhahahhahahhahahhah!

Romeo: A sword, but I emprovise well.

Guys, I don't actually use those.

Armand, Romeo: *look at each other* Oh, we knew that.

Fav. Sword: Claymore, and a Katana.

Romeo: I don't care. AS LONG AS IT KILLS PEOPLE!

Armand: Don't use em' that much.

Fav. type of music: Rap, R&B, Funk, Reggae, and Rock.

Romeo: Rap

Armand: I don't know. As long as it isn't imbecilic drivle I'll listen to it.

Fav. Artists: Nickle Back, Ludacris, Sisqo, Ginuwine, Incubus, Linkin
Park, Alien Ant Farm, A.F.I., No Doubt, Missy Elliot, Evanesence,
Shakira, and Sean Paul.

Armand: Korn, and Evanesence.

Romeo: Ludacris, Mystical, Snoop Dog, and 50 cent.

Fav. Songs: Anything by Three Day's Grace, Anything by Evanesence,
Anything absolutley anything by INCUBUS. The band that is God's gift to
mankind! There are other songs, but I can't think of them as of now.

Romeo: Fantasy by Ludacris, and Step Daddy by Hitman Sammy Sam.

Armand: Last Resort by Papa Roach

Fav. Sport: Basketball, and Football(American version)

Romeo: Basketball.

Armand: Um, sports never were my thing.

Fav. Video Games: Sonic Adventure's 1 and 2, Spyro the Dragon 1, 2, and
3, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Sotne, Vampire Night, Dance, Dance
Revolution (even though I suck at it) and Crash banidcoot.

Armand: Anything that lets the player blow shit up.

Romeo: Same thing here.

Violent people, aren't you.

Armand: *smiles innocently* Yeah, except we're not people.

Oh yeah.

Fav. Catagory: Action, Adveture, Angst, and Action, and you can't forget action.

Romeo: I dunno, Action with hella violence in it I guess.

Armand: Horror.

Well that's all I can think of for now.

If you've read this far, then you're either strange or extremely bored.
I can't be that exciting can I? Oh well, thanks if you have! And please
excuse those two insufferable bastards up there, *whispers* they get
rather crankey before nap time.

Armand, Romeo: Hey. We heard that!

So what. Anyway. Enjoy my stories, laugh, cry, scream, or shut the whole damn computer down at the utter stupidity of it all.

Peace and Chicken Greace to all and to all a good day!

Extended Summary for Child of Fire: Jeff Chamberland is an aspiering guitar player in a rock band and not so aspiering college student trying to get his life together. Tyson Baily is an eight year old boy who has seen and lived through horrors that no one of his young years should ever see, just trying to keep his life...period. When Ty's past starts to catch up with him, he realizes that he can no longer bear with his situation alone. Will the cynical Jeff be able to put aside his grudge against the world and help him, or is Jeff the one who needs to be saved?