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since: 07-29-03, id: 367103
country: USA
Author has written 74 stories for Fantasy, Spiritual, Sci-Fi, Romance, Action, General, Mystery, Essay, and Historical.
If you review my work, I'll review yours. Flames don't bother me, and I'm not going to flame you in return. I'd rather have an honest bad review than a good review for a story that isn't good. Well, actually, I'd most like everyone to automatically love my stories, but since that's not possible, I ask for your honesty.

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1. The Day a God Died reviews
Josh always dreamed of seeing his hero, but on the day he finally meets him, tragedy strikes.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-30-09 - Complete
2. Glass Slippers » reviews
Yet another retelling of the Cinderella story. I know it's not the most original concept, but I thought it would be fun to explore these charecters again.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 2-8-09
3. Golden Acres Farm » reviews
A runaway discovers a magical farm, where the crops seem able to cure any disease.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-5-09 - Published: 1-8-09 - Complete
4. The UltiPizza » reviews
A grand quest begins from a humble pizza parlour.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,773 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 11-9-08
5. The Griffins » reviews
A secret magical society operates in a seemingly normal high school- but are they getting in under their heads?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 55,400 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete
6. Waking Dreams » reviews
Laura sees intense visions of the future that threaten to ruin her life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,257 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 3-19-08 - Complete
7. Believe reviews
The power of the human mind.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-08 - Complete
8. Ruling reviews
Sort of an essaydisguisedasastory that I wrote just to experiment. Enjoy!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-08 - Complete
9. Life Goes On » reviews
A man rediscovers how to live life after he retires.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 12-24-07 - Complete
10. Five Years » reviews
The life story of a member of an alien speices that only has the lifespan of five years.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 11-29-07 - Complete
11. Functional » reviews
What happens when a computergenerated personality is downloaded into a human body?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,656 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-17-07 - Published: 10-19-07 - Complete
12. The Poison Man » reviews
Three women at three different ponts in history, with two things in common: a mysterious flesheating disease, and a mysterious dark boyfriend.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-17-07 - Published: 10-7-07 - Complete
13. Or Jazz Him
Just a little expirament.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Published: 10-5-07 - Complete
14. Future's Edge » reviews
I came up with the idea for this story while watching a parody of old Star Trek episodes and made me wonder what the cheesy Scifi shows from the sixties would be like in a more gritty real world.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-14-07 - Complete
15. St Mary's School for Girls » reviews
When Sarah Jones accepts a job teaching at an all girls' boarding school, she has no idea what mysteries she'll uncover. Rated for violence.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,645 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-14-07 - Published: 8-5-07 - Complete
16. The Amazing Adventures of Astonishing Man » reviews
A sort of postmodern take on super hero stories.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,425 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-28-07 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete
17. Within and Without » reviews
A teenage foster child moves to a new home, and must use her secret powers to save the lives of those she loves. See author's note in first chapter for details on style and pacing.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,723 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 6-27-07 - Published: 10-28-06 - Complete
18. Virtue » reviews
Sam is a spy for a rebel group, and he hopes to make history when he is sent to the royal castle as part of a plot to assasinate the king. Once there, forever, he must question his values for the first time as he is caught up in plots of intrigue, politi
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,318 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 9-12-06 - Complete
19. Necessary Choices reviews
I came up with this idea, and it wasn't long enough to turn into a full novel although it's pretty long for a short story. Oneshot about a couple with nowhere to turn when a hospital refuses to treat their unborn baby.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-29-06 - Complete
20. Guardian Angel » reviews
An angel falls to earth and strives to guide a girl's basketball team. Rated for some suggestive themes.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-28-06 - Published: 8-12-06 - Complete
21. Independence » reviews
Wesley has lived all his life in a wheelchair. When, by some mysterious power he is granted a week of ordinary life, he must learn what it truly means to be independent of his wheelchair.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,317 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 7-22-06 - Complete
22. Unbelievable » reviews
John Paris creates a miracle drug capable of curing almost any disease. All he needs to do is convince the world his cure isn't too good to be true.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,282 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 7-4-06 - Complete
23. Garden » reviews
Garden is just the working title I really can't think of anything better. This story is an allegory of the Garden of Eden story as if you can't figure that out after reading a chapter or two but I'm trying to write it in a way that's interesting whe
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,378 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-3-06 - Published: 6-24-06 - Complete
24. One More Compromise » reviews
Traces the story of four people who try to make it big in Hollywood.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,538 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-22-06 - Published: 2-18-06 - Complete
25. Silence reviews
A first foray into symbolicabsurd stories. I wrote and posted this about a year ago, then removed it to enter it in a contest. It didn't win or anything, so I'm posting it again.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-9-06 - Complete
26. The AntiLove Story reviews
I wrote this over a year ago for a story contest. It's not my best, and it didn't win anything, so I'm posting it here.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-9-06 - Complete
27. Monster » reviews
In a superhero filled city, one man tries to atone for his past crimes by donning the mantle of a crimefighter.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,988 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-15-06 - Published: 1-2-06 - Complete
28. The Real Me » reviews
When you pretend to be something you're not, you might just become that thing.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,206 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-16-05 - Complete
29. Becoming » reviews
Josh tries to make a fresh start after his divorce, but can't let go of his own concerns, even as he attempts to become a new person.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,152 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-8-05 - Published: 9-22-05 - Complete
30. Men's Rights reviews
We've all heard of women's rights, but what about men's rights? One shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-19-05 - Complete
31. Because I Could Not Stop For Death » reviews
After losing her best friend in a fire, Autumn must learn to cope with loss.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-12-05 - Published: 8-18-05 - Complete
32. Advent of the Individual » reviews
In a world where logic rules above beauty and imagination, a robot called Planner49281 searches for something more.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,802 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-18-05 - Published: 8-4-05 - Complete
33. Broken Hearts and Lost Hopes » reviews
Sounds rather depressing, doesn't it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 7-30-05 - Complete
34. Faith in a Test Tube » reviews
A scientist sets out to prove God doesn't exist.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,178 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-29-05 - Published: 7-26-05 - Complete
35. Unconnected » reviews
An expirament in style. At first glance, it may look like a bunch of random chapters that don't have anything to do with one another, but if you look at the story as a whole, you'll see some overall themes start to emerge . . . or at least, I hope you wi
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,246 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-05 - Published: 7-16-05 - Complete
36. There's a Place For Us » reviews
Kassie has always dreamed of escaping from her ordinary, monotnous life to explore the magical worlds of her imagination. When she actually has a chance to visit a perfect Utopia, however, can she truly find meaning there?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-15-05 - Published: 7-13-05 - Complete
37. For Love » reviews
After Brittany's parents die, she fights for custody of her younger brother, risking her entire future for his sake.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,316 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-12-05 - Published: 6-30-05 - Complete
38. Cheater » reviews
Probably will be short, I'm guessing less than 5 chapters. Rated for adult themes. Forrest has two divorces both because of his affairs. Can he make his third marriage work while a beautiful woman tempts him away from his wife?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-29-05 - Published: 6-27-05 - Complete
39. Mutability » reviews
Change is difficult, particularly for Gavin, who tries to turn his life around after his lover is diagnosed with AIDS, and he fears he may have contracted the virus himself.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,522 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-26-05 - Published: 6-18-05 - Complete
40. The Road to Hell » reviews
An old saying goes The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. When Aaron inherits the throne to the country of Jerigorm, he strives to make the country a better place, but perhaps his efforts are for nought.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,093 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-1-05 - Complete
41. Vigilante » reviews
Originally began writing this as a comic book, then I remembered that I couldn't draw to save my life. Now rewriting as a story. Rated for some violence.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,007 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-31-05 - Published: 4-23-05 - Complete
42. Winds of Change » reviews
An epic fantasy story, told from the point of view of a group of revalutionaries. What more needs said?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,137 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-21-05 - Published: 3-27-05 - Complete
43. How Not to Live a FairyTale Life » reviews
Ashley's sister is evil, her friends are perfect, and her parents expect the best. She's going to a school she hates to learn to be a person she doesn't want to be. Why is it so difficult for a girl to find a place in a magical world?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,110 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 3-22-05 - Published: 2-26-05 - Complete
44. Life of Untruths Revised reviews
I rewrote this story for a Scifi contest. I didn't win, so I decided to post the revised version here, although the original is still posted for your enjoyment. Because this was written to be printed and not posted, there are no chapters, it's all 1sh
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-19-05 - Complete
45. The House of Giolanvus » reviews
Sometimes, our actions have consequences that last for generations to come. This story follows one family from its heighth to its downfall, exploring how one person's actions change the lives of their children, grandchildren, and the others to come.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,018 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-25-05 - Published: 12-13-04 - Complete
46. Fight » reviews
Rated because I'm not entirely sure how far I'll go with this story quite yet.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-12-04 - Published: 12-1-04 - Complete
47. The Survivors » reviews
Three young people learn of their powers within but is it worth the cost?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-30-04 - Published: 11-10-04 - Complete
48. Revisions » reviews
Fairy Tales are only stories, right?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,260 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-9-04 - Published: 10-27-04 - Complete
49. The Coins or Random Selection » reviews
For a summary, see Author's Note in 1st chapter. I've begun updating this story once again.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,261 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-26-04 - Published: 9-30-04 - Complete
50. Perfect » reviews
Chastity's life is seemingly perfect, but maybe it's a little too perfect.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,045 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-29-04 - Published: 9-19-04 - Complete
51. Everlasting Mortality » reviews
In case you can't tell from the title, this is not a happy story. A woman, before her death, reflects on her life in a letter. This is an experiment in nonlinear story telling. If it works, hopefully it'll be pretty cool. If not, it'll probably just
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-25-04 - Published: 9-11-04 - Complete
52. The Cat » reviews
An evil witch turns Tom into a cat, then he is adopted by a family with three rambunctios children. Now, Tom is just trying to survive and figure out a way to become human again.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,182 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-9-04 - Published: 8-29-04 - Complete
53. Whims of the Divine » reviews
When six men crash land in a hostile place, they make a deal with a foriegn goddess to save their lives, but they don't really understand what they're getting into. At the moment, I'm just making stuff up as I go, so while it's not quite PG13 yet, I gav
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,025 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 8-27-04 - Published: 7-18-04 - Complete
54. Strands of Fate » reviews
Riccidari the knight does his best to escape a prophesy made about him as a child, but one cannot escape destiny.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-17-04 - Published: 7-6-04 - Complete
55. Extinguished » reviews
This is somewhat based on the past of a charecter I use to RP I changed some details to make it a story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,429 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-5-04 - Published: 6-22-04 - Complete
56. The Wizard War » reviews
Check it out. Takes place in modern times, I don't really know how to describe the story without giving things away, so just read it and tell me what you think.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,987 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 6-21-04 - Published: 5-31-04 - Complete
57. Finding Freedom » reviews
I don't really know how to describe my story without giving anything away. Well, if you're reading this summary, you're probably a little interested anyway, so go ahead and read a few chapters. Rated for violence.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,235 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-30-04 - Published: 5-14-04 - Complete
58. Beolyveses Vernueblopfis » reviews
After hitting her head in an accident, Angellica looses her memory, and can only speak in a language she made up, so no one can understand her, and she is the only one who knows how to get her memories back.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,663 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 5-13-04 - Published: 4-18-04 - Complete
59. A Comedy of Godly Sorts » reviews
This is a parody of ancient Greek mythology. It's rated because of a lot of talking about sex If you've ever ready Ancient Greek Mytholgy, you know it's a major theme, but it's not a dirty story or anything.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 4-17-04 - Published: 3-29-04 - Complete
60. Of Love and War » reviews
As you can tell from the title, there's a war, and thus, violence. There shouldn't be too much, but I rated it PG13 to be safe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,701 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-28-04 - Published: 3-10-04 - Complete
61. Vaelis » reviews
Murder, Jealousy, False Accusations, Magic. . . and that's all before the end of Chapter 1..
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-9-04 - Published: 2-22-04 - Complete
62. Searching for You » reviews
A wizard named Melor is using a computer to find a mysterious girl and fufill a prophesy he doesn't want to come true. It sounds weird from the summary, but if you read it, I think it'll sound better. It starts kind of slow, but I think that by about th
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,339 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-21-04 - Published: 1-31-04 - Complete
63. The Jordan Effect » reviews
A sorceress casts a spell to make all the people in the area paranoid and suicidal. A brother and sister try to stop her before they are effected by the spell as well.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-30-04 - Published: 1-8-04 - Complete
64. A Secret life » reviews
Jenna leads a secret double life...and doesn't even know about it. Rated for violence, murder, and some other stuff I might decide to add. I don't think it's that bad, but I figured I'd better give it a fairly bad warning just to be safe.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,376 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 12-21-03 - Complete
65. A False World » reviews
Roger enters a virtual reality world to escape from men who are trying to kill him.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,252 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-20-03 - Published: 12-1-03 - Complete
66. Life of Untruths » reviews
A spacestation has gone so long without outside contact, they've forgotten about their past on Earth. But what happens when an explorer from Earth tries to change their way of life?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-30-03 - Published: 11-21-03 - Complete
67. The Orion's Belt Pack » reviews
The internet is like its own world. Inmaginiary fantasy lands are created on each page. But what should happen if that fantasy became reality?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,239 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-20-03 - Published: 11-10-03 - Complete
68. The Three Sisters » reviews
Three sisters and the problems they face. I'm sure that's obvious from the title, but go ahead and read it anyway.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,191 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-9-03 - Published: 10-14-03 - Complete
69. True Dreams » reviews
I'm not very good at summaries, but I think this story will be good, so go ahead and read it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,635 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-13-03 - Published: 9-30-03 - Complete
70. Golf » reviews
Ryan couldn't win a game of golf if her life depended on it, but now, much more is at stake.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,730 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-30-03 - Published: 9-23-03 - Complete
71. What You Wish For » reviews
What would you do if every story you wrote came to life? Rebekha learns she can control the world around her through her stories, but sometimes what you think you want isn't really what you want.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-22-03 - Published: 9-15-03 - Complete
72. God's Plan reviews
A lot of times, people ask how God can let bad things happen. I wrote this in response to their questioning.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 9-18-03 - Complete
73. In the Light of the Moon » reviews
OK, not my best story ever, but I might as well post it since I've put some work into it. Raechal always enjoyed reading books about ghosts and vampires, but she never beleived some legends could be real until one night when it happened to her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,523 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-13-03 - Published: 9-3-03 - Complete
74. The Grand Quest » reviews
This is a tale with elves, wizards, magic, and any other thing you could want out of a fantasy adventure.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,364 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-23-03 - Published: 8-1-03 - Complete