8/15/07: Alright, so I've kind of sort of come back. I know a lot of people have been disappointed that I never finished Insert Foot, but truth be told I was in a very different place when I started writing that...I mean, it was my 11th grade year (hence the main character being in 11th grade), and now I'm off to my second year of college. There was no real ending in mind for the story, so I just gave up, and I'm sorry. I don't want to do that to people again, which is why I'm taking ideas that I would have dragged out for many chapters and eventually gotten tired of and doing some one shots. That seems to be all I can concentrate on=) I've become a lot lazier.

Me: I'm a 19 year old college student somewhere on the east coast. I've always dreamed of being a writer, but the real world has finally made itself known to me, so now I have a vague desire to be an editor. I'm a little boring in real life, so I unleash the inner crazy in my stories. Enjoy!

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1. Listen to the Hamster Sing » reviews

Layla Copperdine was just stuck in a bubble, too timid to let herself touch the world, content to watch and roll along under the radar. Until the school-wide time capsule project necessitated some hard evidence that she in fact had friends.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-20-08 - Published: 7-15-08

2. Gawking Awkwardly at the Law reviews

Izzy is a frazzled college freshman. He's the cop who keeps showing up looking sexy when she's acting like an idiot. A match made in...someplace that looks out for the awkward girl. [one shot]

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 12-21-07

3. Yoshi's the Real Enemy reviews

People climb over fences. Next door neighbors clash. Video games become not so excellent metaphors for life. [one shot]

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-4-07 - Published: 12-4-07

4. Frigid reviews

[one shot] He is really determined, and she is really annoyed.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-3-07

5. Accidents reviews

[one shot] He never knew who she really was anyway.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-3-07

6. NotSoBestLaid Plans reviews

She was determined to make him fall in love with her sister. She was just a bit too lovable in her efforts, though…[one shot]

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07

7. Concerning Strange Hats reviews

It was a stupid misunderstanding, but of the deepest rooted kind. The loner and the new girl. [oneshot]

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-30-07 - Published: 7-30-07

8. Impulse Control reviews

It tends to be alienating when you can't help saying the stupid things everyone else can decide not to say... [oneshot] probably

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-14-07 - Published: 5-14-07

9. What Happens reviews

Just because you've been in love with someone since birth doesn't give you a right to them. But it's okay to be bitter and mutter about it. That's what I do. [oneshot]

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 4-25-07

10. Oil and Water, Cats and Dogs » reviews

[COMPLETE] Charlotte’s a rich, popular, cat-loving gal who doesn't want anything to do with pierced and tattooed dog-loving outcasts. So why is the new kid following her around?

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,217 - Reviews: 601 - Updated: 7-22-06 - Published: 8-4-05

11. Unfinished Stories » reviews

These are aborted stories that mostly never got past the first chapter. I felt like posting them while I struggle with writers' block.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,204 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-06

12. Insert Foot » reviews

Finally decided to put this ON HIATUS. Sorry, guys. College and laziness.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,658 - Reviews: 911 - Updated: 4-4-06 - Published: 6-11-05

13. Death, Inc » reviews

The Fate our gods weave for us is nothing to the path our blunders flatten out before us. My Fate, My Sire, my soul, my name. Among them, no less than three will come to naught. Kulhoac was always going to win.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,399 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-2-06 - Published: 3-11-06

14. The Cipher's Ascendancy reviews

It was autumn but the bees buzzed.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-23-05 - Published: 11-23-05

15. Pointless reviews

I have no complaints.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-13-05 - Published: 11-13-05

16. University of Chicago essay reviews

I'm only posting this for a little while to get some feedback. Please help!

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-13-05 - Published: 11-13-05

17. Fake reviews

What am I?

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 11-7-05

18. Joke reviews

I'm not really sure what it means, it just came to me and I liked the scheme.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-29-05 - Published: 10-29-05

19. Jester » reviews

Max isn't exactly a hero. He isn't exactly hero material. He is, however, off on a quest (of sorts) with his dashing older brother and crazy old woman masquerading as a prophet...

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-10-05 - Published: 9-11-05

20. Ocean of Tears » reviews

Girls yanked out of their lives and forced into the king's harem join the heir in an effort to overthrow the conspiracy of the church of Jaecha.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,000 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 2-15-04

21. How to Tell If You're Pretty reviews

This should decide for you whether you're allowed to love yourself.

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-10-05 - Published: 9-10-05

22. Of Stars That Dance reviews

“The door to eternity is taupe.” Ragamuffin gods, a weird aunt, permanent hotel guests, a lot of fires, and a lot of singing is more than Abernathy can take without going…a little stir-crazy. Prologue.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-28-05

23. I Keep Forgetting reviews

I'm sick of losing arguments because of people who just shout out meaningless dribble. This kind of has to do with a friend of mine.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-23-05 - Published: 8-23-05

24. The Singer of Worlds » reviews

Danny was a normal girl until she found herself in a snowy world enrolled in the Madcap Academy of Magic and lodging in the house of a crazy woman with secrets and Golems and strangely informed lizards. And there are mysterious things afoot...

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,884 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 6-13-05 - Published: 12-4-04

25. Magic and the Black Cat » reviews

A child falls under an enchantment and once awoken must seek the fairy responsible if she is to live her life fully.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-6-05 - Published: 10-16-04

26. Nautica reviews

Year: 2024. A simple field trip goes down in history when a group of high school students disappears into the recently discovered underwater pyramid of Nautica, a maze of 2500 chambers that no one had been able to enter

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 3-31-05

27. HalfBreed » reviews

FINISHED. I'm REVISING-update:Ch 15. The daughter of the princess of a country usurped by a sorcerer begins her journey when her village is attacked by pirates.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 164,990 - Reviews: 223 - Updated: 10-29-04 - Published: 8-2-03

28. We The People reviews

This was written because I'm annoyed by self-hating Americans

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-26-04 - Published: 9-26-04

29. Indifference reviews

This is about hate. Hate is bad.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-26-04 - Published: 9-26-04

30. Hamashiputni » reviews

The Hamash are attacked by a country who wishes to control the plains where they live. Their salvation lies in the soul of a man who doesn't want his destiny and in a wayward young warrior (a woman).

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 9-17-03