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since: 07-30-03, id: 367270
country: United States
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Author has written 21 stories for Family, Love, Romance, Humor, War, Essay, Biography, Nature, Horror, School, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Mystery, and Haiku.
Some people genuinely annoy me. If I say I hate someone or something, don't get all preachy and try to convince me otherwise.

I hate:
My old speech teacher.
About 35% of my family members.
stupid f***ing morons.
The sun.
Conselors messing up my schedule.
Teachers who make up or arbitarily enforce rules for the sake of getting students they don't like in trouble.
dress codes.
alarm clocks.
know-it-alls.
dull knives.
cars.
The fashion police.
being 15.
living at my house.
Most preps.
lawn mowers.
Feeling alone while surrounded by people.
vending machines that steal my money.
people who like to say that Yu-Gi-Oh is evil.
Bad grades.
Teachers that give bad grades to students who work hard to learn the crap that they dish out.
Telemarketers.
Drinking sodas that have gone flat.
Mint-chocolate flavor anything.
patriotic songs.
The Nick Jr. show: "Face".
stretch marks.
algebra.
P.E.
ripped pants.
Willie Hafford.
Washing dishes at work.
people turning off the lights while I'm still in the room.

The list goes on.



The meaning of life is the key of A minor. Don'tcha think?


Hey, by the way, I just wanted to say to you all: if life gives you lemons, take a cold shower. If fanfiction gives you lemons, talk to the author before you report them!

I speak from my soul.
So when you say you like my writing.
You say something very special. 
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1. The New Adventures of Mac and Sharp » reviews
A collection of stories about the detectives of the Radar Detective Agency, then in chapters six and onward the inhabitants of the Angellus Errare Fortress. Rated M for violence.
Mystery - Fiction Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,688 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 10-17-05
2. Tumbleweed » reviews
Someone is lost in a frightening place. They find that they belong nowhere. They can die and still not have a place. They are a tumbleweed.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-5-06 - Published: 5-28-05
3. Wardrobe Malfunction reviews
slowly ripping pants... inquire inside. XD
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-12-05 - Published: 12-12-05
4. Coming out of the closet
You can only come out of the closet once, right? That's what they're both hoping, but maybe that only goes for humans.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-4-05 - Published: 8-4-05
5. Charlie
A girl named Alex stumbles into a group of radicals that swings the opposite direction of the radical, totalitarian, government. The other protagonist, Charlie, begrudingly lets Alex accompany her in a dangerous quest.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-29-05 - Published: 1-29-05
6. Potential reviews
Some rather general thoughts. I don't think that I can tell you much more without giving it all away.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-8-04 - Published: 8-8-04
7. Dark Seed reviews
COMPLETE. Set in a faerieland. This is the short story of a doomed love, but a partially saved forest. The moral of the story is to trust people.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-10-04 - Published: 4-10-04
8. The brewing house » reviews
There is a house, a normal house in the suburbs, and it has had enough... it's ready to attack.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-4-04 - Published: 12-14-03
9. Would ya miss? reviews
She yelled at me until I cried, but she didn't care, she just kept on yelling.
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-15-03 - Published: 12-15-03
10. Choice Condition reviews
The best type of weather
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-9-03 - Published: 12-9-03
11. Escape into a Cold World » reviews
A girl is kidnapped from her very own home! She finds out later that her captor is her very own astranged boyfriend!
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-8-03 - Published: 11-8-03
12. It seemed like a good idea at the time reviews
Second thoughts on peer pressure.
Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-8-03 - Published: 11-8-03
13. Is it a bond, or bondage? reviews
An analysis of mother-daughter bonds. I would love some constructive critiscism, or perhaps if you just want to add something, read and review.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-21-03 - Published: 10-21-03
14. Oh dear me! I am too FAT TO BE A MANAKIN! reviews
My mother thinks that I shall be "fat as a pig if I eat." I am 15, 5'6" and weigh about 120 pounds, is that truly unreasonable?
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-24-03 - Published: 9-24-03
15. Golden aged death reviews
just read it.
War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-25-03 - Published: 8-25-03
16. Idiots and Scissors: know how to use them reviews
What they say about idiots and scissors is true, it is all in knowing how to use them. This a story about fun with habenero peppers.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-23-03 - Published: 8-23-03
17. I refuse to take this back reviews
Re-uploaded to get rid of an obnoxious reviewer, I will not take back these statements.
Family - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-3-03 - Published: 8-3-03
18. The Last of the Fairy Tale Endings » reviews
A beautiful tale of two boys, two girls, and the memories that bond them.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-2-03 - Published: 8-1-03
19. Stinky kitty! reviews
I'm comparing a certain male to a skunk.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-31-03 - Published: 7-31-03
20. The world may be my oyster, but I am not its pearl reviews
Tell me a story my love, who paints the wildflowers and lights the skies above?
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-30-03 - Published: 7-30-03
21. The second to last hope reviews
Do you believe in aliens? Is there life afar? I need to feel some hope while I'm wishing on this star.
Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-30-03 - Published: 7-30-03
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