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Author has written 44 stories for Essay, Humor, Mystery, General, Song, Play, Haiku, Humor, Fantasy, Spiritual, Fable, Love, Politics, Life, and Friendship. New stuff here? Oh yeah. For starters, I apologize for all the serious poetry stuff that I've been posting. There will be something different in a bit, but this is all that's been working thus far. But I'm working on some more light-hearted stuff, so you all need not fear. Now then, the rest of the stuff: My name is... not important at this moment. I love music of most kinds, and music really influences my writings in many ways. I also love many types of literature, television, and movies. So... yeah. I write reviews for those stories that either I like or I believe can do better. If I flat out hate it, I (usually) will keep my mouth shut. But hey, who knows, your story might be so heinous that I have to speak. Please, review my stories. I would love to hear your opinion, and some criticism would be great (especially if it's more than just "you suck") And remember, for every review you post, an angel will get its wings unbound. Please note that no angels will be harmed if you review his stories. In fact, the angels he's talking about don't really exist. It's just a figment of this author's imagination. Just play along, it's all easier if you just nod and slowly edge away. P.S. I promise I'll get to funnier stuff soon! I just gotta get all this poetry out of my system. | |||||||||||
1. Stolen reviewsAn experiment. Rated for brief language.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-31-07 - Published: 8-31-072. If They Ask About Gabriel reviewsA narrative free verse poem about missing a friend and wanting the story to be true or as true as it can be. Rated for strong themes and some language. Reviews are greatly appreciated.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-06 - Published: 12-27-063. Catch the Wind reviewsCan you help me catch the wind?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-9-06 - Published: 5-9-064. Romantic Comedy reviewsIt's not so funny when the joke's played on you, is it? Or is there a life after the punch line? Reviews are greatly appreciated.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-2-06 - Published: 5-2-065. Polaroid Romance: Girl From The City reviewsI had this melody caught in my head, so I wanted to put lyrics to it. This is what happened. It's about a girl who is always the life of the party, and a different side of the story. Reviews are greatly appreciated.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-17-06 - Published: 3-17-066. Cold Wind reviewsAn ode to a soldier. There's no other way to explain it without giving things away. Read and review if you wish.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-06 - Published: 3-10-067. I'll See You Soon reviewsThis is my attempt at an epic song/ballad, sort of in the vein of Bruce Springsteen's ballads. It tells two stories along the same lines. Reviews are greatly appreciated, I would love to know what should be changed/improved upon.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-24-06 - Published: 2-24-068. Two Souls reviewsThis is a song about your love leaving you, only to return when you least expect it. Like my last song, it's another upbeat one. Read and review if you wish.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-25-06 - Published: 1-25-069. Sing Out reviewsThis is kinda an uptempo song. It's about love and remembering someone. Reviews are greatly appreciated.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-24-06 - Published: 1-24-0610. Maybe This Christmas reviewsA little Christmas song. Reviews are greatly appreciated.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-15-05 - Published: 12-15-0511. The Raven: A Parody reviewsA little parody I did of Poe's poem "The Raven." The meter's a little off, but oh well. Reviews are greatly appreciated.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-2-05 - Published: 12-2-0512. Squeezebox Sam reviewsA character study about a man playing an accordian on a street corner. Reviews are greatly appreciated.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 11-24-0513. Losing Sleep reviewsA song about not being able to organize one's thoughts. It has some undertones about love, if that makes a difference. Reviews are greatly appreciated.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 11-24-0514. Mess of Leaves reviewsYeah, I don't know how to explain it, so I won't try to. Reviews are greatly appreciated.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-14-05 - Published: 10-14-0515. An Anonymous Love reviewsA lot of us have been here before: you fall head-over-heels for someone, but you don't know if they return the feeling. That's what this poem is about. I wrote this a while ago, but I actually have music for it. Read and review if you wish.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-30-05 - Published: 9-30-0516. The Three Step Guide to Writing Better Stories » reviewsAll you ever needed to know about writing a good story. THIS IS A PARODY, IT IS ALL IN GOOD FUN! I do not mean to offend anyone, it's all for the sake of humor. Now with an even more inaccurate title! Please read and review!Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-21-05 - Published: 4-13-0417. Arma Del Amor reviewsA song that I wrote rather quickly. After I got the first verse down, it just rolled out. The title translates to "Gun of Love," but it's not a depressing piece at all. It's actually kind of hopeful. Reviews are greatly appreciated.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-21-05 - Published: 9-21-0518. Lost Again EP » reviewsA short song cycle influenced heavily by Iron & Wine (in style, not subject matter). This is a song cycle about the emotional turmoil after losing someone overseas from war. All songs are folk-ish in nature. Reviews are greatly appreciated.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-19-05 - Published: 8-19-0519. Cheers Darling reviewsI was listening to the news today, and it really made me... well, suffice it to say that I wasn't happy. So I wrote this. It's cynical/sarcastic/crap/whatever you think it is. Nothing earth shattering, just one viewpoint.Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-24-0520. Untitled reviewsI've been on a poetry rampage recently, and this is one of the things I wrote. This was written around the line about eyes. Please read and review, I would love some criticism.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-15-05 - Published: 6-15-0521. Shooting Star reviewsJust a poem that I wrote a while ago... it's been a while since I updated, so I chose to upload this one to get back into the swing of things. I would love some feedback on it.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-29-05 - Published: 5-29-0522. The Parable Of The Artist reviewsInspired by Oscar Wilde's "The Artist," part of his "Poetry in Prose" writings. Read and review, if you wish.Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 1-22-0523. A Christmas Parable reviewsA send-up to all of those Christmas poems that are enlightening. It tells of a very important moral lesson, so pay attention. Think of this next time you think of playing "White Christmas" again. Rated PG for a bit of language. Happy Holidays to all,Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-17-04 - Published: 12-17-0424. Shut Up, I Explained » reviewsSequel to the similarly named story "Bite Me, I Explained." Buck is in high school, and it's a whole new bag of chips. Rated PG-13 for language and thoughts some people may not like. Please read and review!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 10-1-0425. Bite me, I Explained » reviewsFunny story about Buck Futter and his experiences in 8th grade. PG-13 for language. FINISHED! Read and review Please!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 52,075 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 8-25-04 - Published: 7-31-0326. Love Me True reviewsMy first attempt at an up-beat swing song. This was inspired by the song "Let's Live It Up" by The Brian Setzer Orchestra. Please read and review!Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-18-04 - Published: 6-18-0427. Japanese Ninja Santa Claus » reviewsA collaberation between Madness' Daughter and myself. The true story of the Scottish, the Oompa-Loompas, Canada, and Rhode Island. WE DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THE PEOPLE WE MAKE FUN OF. Please read and review.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-15-04 - Published: 2-21-0428. Yes Or No reviewsI'm not sure how to describe this. It's one of the first driving rock songs I've written, sounds almost like a southern rock song. Please read and review!Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-24-04 - Published: 3-24-0429. A Game Of Pool reviewsThe story of Robert Anderson, pool hall prophet. These are his last few days, and his last game of pool with a friend. Rated PG-13 for language and a deep meaning. Please read and review!Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-17-04 - Published: 3-17-0430. Fool's Blues reviewsMy first blues song. Inspired by Beck's "Bottle Of Blues". Rated PG because better safe than sorry. Please read and review!Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-04 - Published: 3-12-0431. Shade Of Blue reviewsA little song that I wrote. It's weird, but I like it. PG for some dark-ish stuff. Please read and review.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-4-04 - Published: 3-4-0432. Dreamscape » reviewsZack is an average kid, until a pink-haired girl hits him with her Mustang, then nothing is certain. Off-the-wall sci-fi meets romantic comedy/drama. Please read and review!Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 1-23-0433. Genius With A J reviewsOne very weird song, but with actual deeper meaning. If I get enough requests, I'll post the explanation of the entire song. Still, really weird/funny, but an actual song. Please read and review.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-13-04 - Published: 2-13-0434. In My Dreams reviewsJust in time for Valentine's Day, a (somewhat) sappy love song. I thought that this would sound really good on a ukulele. To all of those people who felt like a hopeless romantic before. Please read and review.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-13-04 - Published: 2-13-0435. Goodbye: Ode To A Friend reviewsThis is a song I wrote when one of my friends lost a friend of theirs. Rated PG. For Faith. Read and review if you wish.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-6-04 - Published: 1-6-0436. Cow Poetry reviewsA poem I wrote when I was inspired by a Gary Larson cartoon (his poem is included). From a cow's point of view (the most under-rated point of view). More might be added later. Please read and review!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-31-03 - Published: 12-31-0337. War Torn reviewsA collection of anti-war haiku. Rated PG for subject matter. Please read and review.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-30-03 - Published: 12-30-0338. The Chameleon Finds reviewsA modern version of the myth "The Chameleon Finds" from the Yao civilization. PG for some stereotypes that some people might not like (go figure). Hopefully it's funny. Please read and review!Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-30-03 - Published: 12-30-0339. Fade To Black reviewsA song about life. The phases, the trips, and the end. PG for some stuff that might not sit well with a few. Please read and review.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-21-03 - Published: 12-21-0340. Close My Eyes reviewsA song that basically just came to me, and it just flowed. PG for (possibly) disturbing images. Please read and review.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-28-03 - Published: 11-28-0341. Not The Girl reviewsA song I wrote to go along with my story "Bite Me, I Explained". It's talking about a girl who's not what everyone thinks she is. Please read and review!Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-27-03 - Published: 11-27-0342. Jolly Old England » reviewsMurder plagues England, as you are drafted into a group bent on exposing the Queen for the fraud that she is. In the second person, please read and review!Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-23-03 - Published: 8-16-0343. Sing It Again reviewsA story about one person's view of September Eleven, in the form of a journal entry. It's based on a true story, but some of it is fiction. Please read and review.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-11-03 - Published: 9-11-0344. Bob Hope: So long, and thanks for the memories reviewsAn experience due to the death of Bob Hope. Be warned, this contains one semi-religious remark.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-30-03 - Published: 7-30-03
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