Leave more reviews, damnit. I enjoy them, negative or positive. If you want me to write more, say it and I will. If you want me to stop, say it, and I won't listen. 

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1. Hahahahaha reviews

Hahahahahaha.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 10-1-04

2. Constructive Criticism reviews

Can I write a story about an English class without sex in it? No.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 10-1-04

3. Chat From Hell: The OMFG LOL ASL Chronicles reviews

I hate chatrooms. So I've decided to write one.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-14-04 - Published: 9-14-04

4. I'm An Idiot » reviews

I hate most the people who review my stories. You attack my slang, then talk about how good "Rain" is. Let me tell you right now, Rain sucks. It's a piece of shit. Everything else is classic. Read this story and see what I think about you people.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-12-04 - Published: 3-17-04

5. The Greatest Fucking Battle Of All Time » reviews

Kiss my motherfucking ass. Updated

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-10-04 - Published: 5-22-04

6. Go To Hell reviews

I hate people.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-20-04 - Published: 5-20-04

7. Quincy reviews

I'm too lazy to keep writing this. Maybe one day. Not likely, though.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 4-5-04

8. The Return Of Bartering reviews

Someday I hope to have a pang of conscience! Rated R because women are going to hunt me down after they read this.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-29-04 - Published: 2-29-04

9. Oh Snapzz!

The third in a series of stories that has the potential to change mankind.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 1-7-04

10. Oh Snaps! reviews

A sequel to the literary classic, Oh Snap!

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 1-7-04

11. Oh Snap! reviews

I was speaking ghetto, like I do, and my friend Mel said I should turn it into a story. The continuing theme with my stories is "this person has problems."

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-03 - Published: 12-31-03

12. Billy and the Big Box of Drugs reviews

I hate this story. Good god, I think I need medication.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-31-03 - Published: 12-31-03

13. The Flying Condom reviews

I hope that, when they put me in the mental hospital, I'll have a window.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-27-03 - Published: 12-27-03

14. Rain reviews

IT'S GOTH. I HATE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T HATE? DONUTS!

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-14-03 - Published: 12-14-03

15. I Love Tacos! reviews

I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-12-03 - Published: 12-12-03

16. Politically Correct: To The XTREME! reviews

Lesbian Vegans take over the world. This story further proves that I can't write. Rated R because I was too lazy to look and see if it should really be rated R, so, rather than taking a chance...

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-12-03 - Published: 12-12-03

17. Acronym Adventure 3: The Acronymer

The folks of AOAS return. This is another in a series that was originally meant to be just one, but I spoke with phorc and started a series. Rated for swearing. A LOT of swearing.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-11-03 - Published: 12-11-03

18. Acronym Adventure 2: A New Author reviews

A sequel to the classic, "Acronym Adventure," written by Phorc. Mild swearing, but I think it's edited. Coming Soon to FictionPress.Com - Acronym Adventure 3: The Acronymer (written by me, not Phorc).

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-8-03 - Published: 8-8-03

19. I Smoked Lots Of Drugs reviews

This is a the tale of a boy who had a hard life. Or so. Read only if you don't have anything else to do. Rated R for excessive drug information.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-8-03 - Published: 8-8-03