Uh hello. My name is Disneyluver but you can call me DL for short.
As you can tell by my pen name, I LOVE Disney!!
8/19/06: I just had my 22nd birthday yesterday which means I also had my three year mark here on fictionpress! I have not been able to write new things for a while because I was on a road trip with my mom. I have thought of 6 random facts about my written works here and I will be putting up some of my old essays that I wrote for my old writing classes! Hope that you like them!
1. I just started writing poems around 2001-2002, although you’d think that I would have been writing for longer than that!
2. “Heartbreak” is the only chapter in “Ultimate You” that doesn’t have any humor whatsoever in it!
3. “A New Beginning, “Broken Promise”. “Gone”, “The Battle” and “Into the Lion’s Den” were all originally typed up on my good-for-nothing, hunk-of-junk Alphasmart! To find out more about AlphaSmarts, read chapter 2 of “Ultimate You”
4. I had to make a new chapter of “After Sunday” because there is someone who wanted her name changed (see if you can guess who!) and I wanted it to be even funnier than the first version.
5. I was too embarrassed and stubborn to write “The Best Spring Ever” in summer 2004 (when I thought that it was going to be the last chapter) so my then best friend had to help me
6. Over a mere three years, I have written 41 poems, 10 parodies and a total of ,drum roll please, 34, 590 words
1/1/07: Happy new year
8/2/07: Hello all my wonderful readers and reviewers! You’re probably wondering why I have not updated in a while The truth is I just started a new job and it requires me to work long hours which leaves me very tired. I am going to try very hard to put up a couple of new parodies and some of my old poems! Thank you for understanding
8/20/07: could you believe that Saturday was my four year mark here on fictionpress? As a treat I am gathering my parodies (and some new ones I'm writing as well) and putting them into a huge collection called "Plethora of Parodies". I hope that you take a look at it!
10/31/07: Happy halloween!
1/17/08: happy belated new year
4/3/08: I just got an A+ on a paper for school that i worked very hard on. i have put it up as the lastest chapter of "Essays and whatnot". check it out
5/4/08: Due to some complications from my ex-best friend, I am reposting my ‘Ultimate You’ story. However I have changed some song titles and added some lines. Check it out. It is now called ‘Emotional Roller Coaster Ride”
Some of my favorite quotes are:
Narrator: Meanwhile, the Jungle King would have been upset to know that at that moment, Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the Jungle”)
Jack Sparrow: holds up jar of dirt Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! falls down stairs, holds up jar again Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. sing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it! (“Pirates of the carribean: Dead Man’s Chest” )
Zazu: singing Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. / Nobody knows my sorrow.
Scar: Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little bounce in it.
Zazu: singing It's a small world after all...
Scar: NO! No, anything but that!
Zazu: singing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Here they are just standing in a row.
Zazu, Scar: Scar joins in Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Zazu: whispering Oh, I would have never had to do this with Mufasa. (“The Lion King”)
Chi Fu: Insubordinate ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl. A panda eats his slipper; he squeals like a girl (“Mulan”)
Ms. Darbus: This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns.
Jack Bolton: Baskets. Uh, they shoot baskets. (“High school Musical”)
Howler (Mrs. Weasley): RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! YOU'RE FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! And Ginny, dear, congratulations on making it into Gryffindor. Your Father and I are so proud. tears itself up (“Harry potter and the chamber of secrets”)
Sheriff of Rottingham: You know, this wasn't a very smart thing to do, Locksley. I'll pay for this! pause YOU'LL pay for this! Kill them (“Robin hood: men in tights”)
Jack Sparrow: Scarlet. She slaps him I'm not sure I deserved that. a blond woman approaches Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What? She slaps him I may have deserved that. (“Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl”)
Captain Gantu: Place that idiot scientist under arrest.
Jumba: I prefer to be called "Evil Genius". (“Lilo and stitch”)
Anna (in Tess's body): I'm old!
Tess (in Anna's body): I beg your pardon!
Anna (in Tess's body): Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper! . (“Freaky Friday”)
Rick: (sees mummified soldiers destroying his car) No, no, not my car! Oh, I hate mummies. ("The mummy returns")
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: shouts Shut up!
Mia Thermopolis: Grandma said "Shut up"? Shut up! (“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)
Ruber: Find them all and report back to me! Did you hear me?
Gryphon: Sorry, Master. My mouth was full.
Ruber: Typical! Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with table manners! (“Quest for Camelot”)
Arthur Dent: I'm sorry, did you just say you needed my brain?
Fook: Yes, to complete the program.
Arthur Dent: Well, you can't have it, I'm using it!
Fook: Hardly.
Arthur Dent: Cheeky mouse... (“The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)
Easter Island Head: shouts Quiiiiieeeeeeettttt! Silence My dumb dumb wants to speak. (“Night at the Museum”)
Captain Sao Feng: to Barbossa The only reason I would want Jack Sparrow returned from the land of the dead... is so I could send him back MYSELF! (“Pirates of the Caribbean: at world’s end”)
Benjamina Gunn: Smolley. Can it be you?
Captain Smollett: Benjamina.
Benjamina Gunn: Hi-yah! Karate chops Smollett, sends him flying into the gong
Captain Smollett: to the gong ringer Old girlfriend. (“Muppet Treasure Island”)
Horton: looking down the canyon It's just a straight plummet to certain death. (“Horton hears a Who!”)
Gibbs: while recruiting in Tortuga And what's your story?
Norrington: My story? It's exactly the same as your story, just one chapter behind. I chased a man across the seven seas. The pursuit cost me my crew... my commission... and my life. he swigs some rum
Gibbs: a pause, as it dawns on him ... Commodore?
Norrington: suddenly angry No, not anymore, weren't you listening? drunk and angry So am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow... he draws his pistol and points it at Jack, who is hiding behind a pole ... or should I just kill you now? (“Pirates of the carribean: Dead Man’s Chest” )
Marge Simpson: to Lisa Honey, that's great. But the very best thing is that he listens to you. Because nothing means more than for a man to... looks up in surprise How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
Cuts to Homer holding a pig to the ceiling Homer Simpson: singing Tune to Spider-Man Theme Song Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing / from a web? / No he can't, / He's a pig. / Look out! / He is the Spider-Pig! (“The Simpsons movie”)
Bowler Hat Guy: Now my slave, seize the boy! the T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
T-Rex: 'Cause I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through. pause in which Bowler Hat Guy stares angrily into handheld mind control device
T-Rex: cute face Master? (“Meet the Robinsons”)\
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get! (“The I
Incredibles”)
Horton: Sorry, this is where we get off. Slingshots Bad Vlad off tree) Cool line, usually I can't think of those things until later. (“Horton hears a Who!”)
Thugs shoot at the Mask The Mask: Did you miss me? Takes a drink, and the liquid pours out through holes in his body I GUESS NOT! (The Mask”)
Nicholas Devereaux: I'm Nick. Viscount Mabrey's nephew.
Andrew Jacoby: Ah, the chap who's trying to stage the palace coup. I'm Andrew Jacoby. Nice to meet you.
Lilly Moscovitz: Thrusting out her hand to shake his Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend of future queen. I don't like you.
Nicholas Devereaux: Pleasure. (“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)
Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl. to Elizabeth and you felt guilty,. to Barbossa and you and your Brethren Court Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands I'm standing over there with them. (“Pirates of the Carribean: at world’s end”)
Troy Bolton: The audition's been moved to the same day as the game?
Gabrilla Montez: And the school decathlon!
Taylor: Why would they do this?
Chad: I smell a rat named Darbus...
Kelsi: Actually, it's two rats neither of them named Darbus.
Chad: Do you know something about this... small person?
Kelsi: sighs Miss Darbus might think she's protecting the show, but Ryan and Sharpay are pretty much only concerned with protecting themselves.
Chad: Do you know what I'm gonna do to those two overgrown showdogs?
Troy Bolton: Nothing. We're not gonna do anything to them. Except sing... maybe. All right. Now this is only going to happen; if we all work together... So whose in? (“High School Musical”)
about the Bludgers Oliver Wood: Bludgers. Nasty little buggers. (“Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone”)
Tito: It's hard to watch anything when you're being barbecued, man. (“Oliver and Company”)
“You know Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts but you cannot deny he’s got style” – Phineas Nigellus (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)
Izzy: O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh?
Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs. ("The Mummy returns")
Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry?
Harry: A little.
Oliver Wood: It's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.
Harry: What happened?
Oliver Wood: Er, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later. (“Harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone”)
Stitch: Aloha!
Gantu: Ah! You're vile; you're foul; you're flawed!
Stitch: Also cute and fluffy! (“Lilo and Stitch”)’
Homer Simpson: Homer do good?
Bart Simpson: Actually, you've doomed us all. Again. (“The Simpsons movie”)
Griselda: Correcting Hawkins' recitation of the directions about the drinks No! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle...
Jean: ...the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. So easy even I can say it!
Hawkins: Then YOU fight him! (“The court jester”)
Arthur: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
Ford: What is normal?
Trillian: What is home?
Zaphod: What're cows?
Arthur: A cup of tea would restore my normality. (“The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)
Edna: to Mr. Incredible My God, you've gotten fat. (“the Incredibles”)
Professor McGonagall: on Harry & Ron beating the Mountain Troll Five points will be awarded to each of you... Ron and Harry smile at each other for sheer dumb luck. (“Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone”)
Chee Fu: I’ve got a girl back home who’s unlike any other
Yao: But the only girl would love him is his mother (“Mulan”)
Tito: I don't have time for long goodbyes, but here's something to remember me by, baby. Tries to kiss Georgette; she hits him & he falls out the window Ooh, I think she likes me, man! (“Oliver & Company”)
Gabrilla Montez: How well do you know Troy Bolton?
Taylor: Troy? Well, I don't consider myself an expert on that particular sub-species. But, unless you know how to speak cheerleader, as in... walks up to a group of cheerleaders "Ohmygosh, isn't Troy Bolton just the hottie superbum?" cheerleaders swoon over Troy
Gabrilla Montez: laughs I guess I don't know how to speak cheerleader!
Taylor: Which is why we live in an alternate universe from Troy the basketball boy. (“High School Musical”)
“Don’t worry, it won’t turn you into a pig”- Haku (“Spirited Away”)
Timon: Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this? jumps up suddenly Did I miss something? (“The Lion King”)
Seagulls: Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.
Nigel: Oh would you just shut up? You're rats with wings. (“Finding Nemo”)
Doyle: searching Mask Really big sunglasses, Nerf ball...
Cop: Bike horn...
Doyle: Small-mouthed bass...
Cop: Bowling pin...
Doyle: Aah! Mousetrap...
Cop: Rubber chicken...
The Mask: Little to the left. That's it.
Doyle: I don't know.
Cop: Funny eyeball glasses...
The Mask: I've never seen those before in my life.
Cop: Bazooka...
The Mask: I have a permit for that.
Doyle: going through Mask's pocket Picture of Kellaway's wife.
Lieutenant Kellaway: What?
Mask: Uh-oh.
Lieutenant Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!
Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! (“The Mask”)
Howler (Mrs. Weasley): RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! YOU'RE FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! And Ginny, dear, congratulations on making it into Gryffindor. Your Father and I are so proud. tears itself up (“Harry potter and the chamber of secrets”)
Spa’am: Give up now, weak and tiny pirate mans or die like stinking dog (Long John fires his pistol at him and shoots off his headpiece) We see you have boom-boom sticks. Bye-bye (Natives leave)
Benjamina: Oh brother (“Muppet Treasure Island”)
Marvin: I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.
Arthur: Thanks very much, Marv! . (“The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)
Tigress: Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you, a big, fat panda who treats it like a joke. Po makes a sudden funny face and Tigress gets angry and attempts to smack him Oh that is it!
Mantis: Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back And may have also stopped his heart. (“Kung Fu Panda”)
Shenzi: Hey. There he goes. There he goes.
Banzai: So go get him.
Shenzi: There ain't no way I'm going in there. What, you want me to come out there looking like you? Cactus-Butt? (“The Lion King”)
Brock: I have finally seen the light! I will most definitely meet a girl in this town.
Misty: Just don’t hold your breath (“Pokémon Heroes”)
Tito: It's hard to watch anything when you're being barbecued, man. (“Oliver and Company”)
I have just started writing poems. They're really good if I do say so myself.
Uh bye-bye.
-DL
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