hello. My name is Disneyluver but you can call me DL for short.

As you can tell by my pen name, I LOVE Disney!!

8/19/06: I just had my 22nd birthday yesterday which means I also had my three year mark here on fictionpress! I have not been able to write new things for a while because I was on a road trip with my mom. I have thought of 6 random facts about my written works here and I will be putting up some of my old essays that I wrote for my old writing classes! Hope that you like them!

1. I just started writing poems around 2001-2002, although you’d think that I would have been writing for longer than that!

2. “Heartbreak” is the only chapter in “Ultimate You” that doesn’t have any humor whatsoever in it!

3. “A New Beginning, “Broken Promise”. “Gone”, “The Battle” and “Into the Lion’s Den” were all originally typed up on my good-for-nothing, hunk-of-junk Alphasmart! To find out more about AlphaSmarts, read chapter 2 of “Ultimate You”

4. I had to make a new chapter of “After Sunday” because there is someone who wanted her name changed (see if you can guess who!) and I wanted it to be even funnier than the first version.

5. I was too embarrassed and stubborn to write “The Best Spring Ever” in summer 2004 (when I thought that it was going to be the last chapter) so my then best friend had to help me

6. Over a mere three years, I have written 41 poems, 10 parodies and a total of ,drum roll please, 34, 590 words

1/1/07: Happy new year

8/2/07: Hello all my wonderful readers and reviewers! You’re probably wondering why I have not updated in a while The truth is I just started a new job and it requires me to work long hours which leaves me very tired. I am going to try very hard to put up a couple of new parodies and some of my old poems! Thank you for understanding

8/20/07: could you believe that Saturday was my four year mark here on fictionpress? As a treat I am gathering my parodies (and some new ones I'm writing as well) and putting them into a huge collection called "Plethora of Parodies". I hope that you take a look at it!

10/31/07: Happy halloween!

1/17/08: happy belated new year

4/3/08: I just got an A+ on a paper for school that i worked very hard on. i have put it up as the lastest chapter of "Essays and whatnot". check it out

5/4/08: Due to some complications from my ex-best friend, I am reposting my ‘Ultimate You’ story. However I have changed some song titles and added some lines. Check it out. It is now called ‘Emotional Roller Coaster ”

8/18/08: Happy five-year mark to me! Happy five-year mark to me! Happy five-year mark to me! I have a new chapter of emotional roller coaster up for ye!

11/23/08: happy early thanksgiving. I have a new spoof up in my Plethora of Parodies collection, which was actually thought up by my roommate Naomi, not me (well, I did the typing and contributed a few lines). "High School Musical" fans will get a huge kick out of it.

12/22: I will be going to a dude ranch with my family from today until saturday night so merry christmas to all! In fact to get into the mood (and before we leave) I am going to go watch "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" (hums "you're a mean one, mr. grinch" as she walks away)

3/25/09: Random thought of the moment: Today is Lee Pace's 30th birthday. in case you don't recognize the name, he played Ned on the wonderfully quirky and addictive but sadly cancelled TV show "Pushing Daisies"

5/5/09: I got a B in my college class! I also got a B on my child psychology paper, which I worked really hard on. I might put it up so you can see the fruits of my labor. I also found out a few weeks ago that the last three episodes of “Pushing Daisies” are gong to be aired on TV starting on May 30! YAHHHHOOOOOOO!

5/10/09: happy mother’s day. I found out a few days ago that two of my favorite series (“The Middleman” and “Pushing Daises”) have dvd sets coming out a week before each other-“Daisies: season 2” (and a separate set of the complete series) comes out July 21st while “The Middleman: the complete series” arrives to save the day on July 28! to quote Borat: "High five" and "Very nice"

quotes area:

Charles Muntz: Any last words, fredrickson? Come on, spit it out! Carl spits out his dentures (“Up”)

Chuck: remember, mind over matter makes Pooh unfatter

Emerson Cod: I maybe stuck but I can still reach my gun (“Pushing Daisies”)

Phil: training Hercules in knife-throwing Rule number 95, kid: concentrate. Hercules misses the targets and pins Phil against the wall with his knives Rule number 96: aim.(“Hercules”)

Harry Bright: Bugger.

Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly("Mamma mia")

Tito: It's hard to watch anything when you're being barbecued, man. (“Oliver and Company”)

Peter Griffin: Lois is making me visit the in-laws this weekend. I don't know why she even bothers. Me and Lois' old man have never gotten along.

cut to flashback

Peter Griffin: Hey, I got an e-mail from Mr. Pewterschmidt! Peter clicks the mouse; a fist flies out of the monitor and punches Peter in the face (“family guy”)

Django: to Remy Food is fuel. You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die. Now shut up and eat your garbage. (“Ratatouille”)

Narrator: Meanwhile, the Jungle King would have been upset to know that at that moment, Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the Jungle”)

Emerson Cod: Oh, HELL no! (“Pushing daises”)

Wilbur: Pop quiz: Who have you met, and what have you learned?

Lewis: OK. Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...? Makes a talking gesture with his hand

Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.

Lewis: Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.

Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.

Lewis: Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like?

Wilbur: Tom Selleck.

Lewis: OK. Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art.

Wilbur: You're forgetting something.

Lewis: Forgetting? Oh, right! Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.

Wilbur: And nobody realized that you're from the past?

Lewis: Nope.

Wilbur: Whew.

Lewis: Thank you. Thank you. Hold your applause. (“Meet the Robinsons”)

Aladar: He's my grandfather - couple of generations removed.

Zini: Try a couple of species removed. (“Dinosaur”)

Beta: Chocolate, I smell chocolate!

Gamma: I'm getting prunes, and denture cream.

Beta: Oh, master will not be pleased. We'd better tell him someone took the bird, right Alpha?

Alpha: in a high-pitched voice No. Soon enough the bird will be ours yet again. Find the scent, my compadres, and you two shall have much rewardings from master for the toil factor you wage.

Beta: Hey Alpha, I think there's something wrong with your collar. You must have bumped it.

Gamma: Yeah, your voice sounds funny. they both laugh

Alpha: Beta! Gamma! they both stop laughing Mayhaps you desire to - SQUIRREL! all of them turn their attention to a nearby tree; slight pause ("Up")

Coraline Jones: Back home, cats don't talk. So how are you able to...

Cat: I just can. (“Coraline”)

The President of the United States: Oh, what's the point? It's a disaster. Goes to push a huge red button; all the advisors shout "Don't do it"

Advisor Cole: That button launches all of our nuclear missiles!

The President of the United States: Then which button gets me a latte?

Advisor Wedgie: That would be the other one, sir. Points to an identical button next to the first one; The President pushes it and serves himself a cup of coffee

The President of the United States: What idiot designed this thing?

Wilson: You did, sir.

The President of the United States: Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody.

Wilson: Right away, sir. (“Monsters vs aliens”)

Chi Fu: Order. People, order.

Citizen: I'll have a pan-fried noodle.

Chien-Po: Ooh, ooh, sweet-and-sour shrimp.

Citizen: Moo goo gai pan.

Horton: I will make monkeys of these monkeys, for it is their destiny! (“Horton Hears a Who”)

Mutt Williams: Get on, Gramps!“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”)

Tigress: Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you, a big, fat panda who treats it like a joke. Po makes a sudden funny face and Tigress gets angry and attempts to smack him Oh that is it!

Mantis: Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! Po falls to the ground revealing a lot of needles in his back And may have also stopped his heart. (“Kung Fu Panda”)

Peter Pan is out of Smee's sight impersonating Captain Hook Peter Pan: Mr. Smee! Just exactly what do you think you're doing?

Mr. Smee: Putting her back like you said, Captain.

Peter Pan: I said nothing of the sort!

Mr. Smee: Oh, uh... b-but Cap...

Peter Pan: For the last time, Mr. Smee, take the princess back to her people! screams UNDERSTAND?

Mr. Smee: Aye, aye, Sir.

Peter Pan: Oh, and one more thing. When you return to the ship, tell the whole crew to help themselves to me best rum. (“Peter Pan”)

Mittens: How do you say "No way I'm doing this" in crazy? (“Bolt”)

“What’s wrong with him! croaked Fred, looking terrified. ‘Is his mind affected?’

‘’Saint-like’ repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. ‘You see... I’m holy. HOLEY, Fred, geddit?’

Mrs. Weasley sobbed harder than ever. Color flooded Fred’s pale face. ‘Pathetic’ he told George. ‘Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?’

‘Ah well’ said George, grinning at his tear-soaked mother. ‘You’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum.’ (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

Chee Fu: I’ve got a girl back home who’s unlike any other
Yao: But the only girl would love him is his mother (“Mulan”)

Mr. Little: Son, there’s something I’ve got to tell you.

Chicken Little: What Dad?

Mr. Little: In about three seconds, I’m going to scream like a little girl (“Chicken Little” teaser trailer)

Horton I have to think light. I'm light as a feather. I am light as a feather. a feather lands on the bridge and the plank gives way Heavy feather. “Horton Hears a Who”)

Tyler Ford: Did your boss just call you on your watch and say something about a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster? (“The middleman”)

seeing all the animal eyes from the shadows Carl Fredricksen: You got a "run away in terror" badge?

Russell: No.

Carl Fredricksen: grabing his hand to run Time to earn it! (“up”)

Olive: Why'd you bring 'em here when you said you wouldn't?

Emerson: I need Pie-boy's special skill set, and Pie-girl comes with Pie-boy.

Olive: Why isn't the Pie-girl minding the Pie Hole?

Emerson: Because she'd rather be minding his. Besides, he hired a new waitress - Brandy, Candy - I dunno, somebody named after booze or food.. (“Pushing Daisies”)

Mittens: Go on, use the dog face. This is gonna be beautiful. Bolt looks confused

Mittens: You know, beg. Bolt looks further confused Do the dog face!

Bolt: What? The dog face? What does that mean?

Mittens: sighs Figures, I'm tied to the one dog on Earth who doesn't know how to beg. (“Bolt”)

Sheriff of Rottingham: You know, this wasn't a very smart thing to do, Locksley. I'll pay for this! pause YOU'LL pay for this! Kill them (“Robin hood: men in tights”)

Marvin: I have a million ideas, but they all point to certain death.

Arthur: Thanks very much, Marv! (“The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”)

Howler (Mrs. Weasley): RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! YOU'RE FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! And Ginny, dear, congratulations on making it into Gryffindor. Your Father and I are so proud. tears itself up (“Harry potter and the chamber of secrets”)

Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette: It's not? insulted It's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito: Very impressed! pants

Georgette Wha-

Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette: Get away from me, you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)

Timon: Hyenas. I hate hyenas. So what's the plan for getting past those guys?

Adult Simba: Live bait.

Timon: Good idea. realizes what he means HEY!

Adult Simba: come on Timon

Timon What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? singing Luau. If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat/ Eat my buddy Pumbaa here, 'cause he's a tasty treat/Come on down and dine/ On this tasty swine/ All you gotta is get in line/Are you achin'...

Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.

Timon: For some bacon?

Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.

Timon: He's a big pig.

Pumbaa: Yup, yup.

Timon: You can be a big pig, too. Oy (“The Lion King”)

Captain Gantu: Place that idiot scientist under arrest.

Jumba: I prefer to be called "Evil Genius". (“Lilo and stitch”)

Hubert Hawkins: I'd like to get in, get on with it, get it over with, and get out. Get it?

Ravenhurst: Got it.

Hubert Hawkins: Good. (“the court jester”)

Nicholas Devereaux: I'm Nick. Viscount Mabrey's nephew.

Andrew Jacoby: Ah, the chap who's trying to stage the palace coup. I'm Andrew Jacoby. Nice to meet you.

Lilly Moscovitz: Thrusting out her hand to shake his Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend of future queen. I don't like you.

Nicholas Devereaux: Pleasure. (“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)

Seagulls: Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

Nigel: Oh would you just shut up? You're rats with wings. (“Finding Nemo”)

Kreacher: Kreacher is cleaning. Kreacher lives to serve the ancient and noble house of Black

Sirius: And it’s getting blacker every day. It’s filthy

Kreacher: Master always liked his little joke. But master was a nasty ungrateful swine who broke his mother’s heart

Sirius: My mother didn’t have a heart, Kreacher. She kept herself alive out of pure spite (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Grandmother Fa: Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man.

Shang: Excuse me. Does Fa Mulan live here? Grandmother & Mother dumbly point to the garden Thank you.

Grandmother Fa: Whoo! Sign me up for the next war. ("Mulan")

King Roderick: Rules of Chivalry be hanged! Ravenhurst, take that nincompoop, and knight that nincompoop by noon tomorrow! (“The court jester”)

Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots. (“The Lion King”)

Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry?

Harry: A little.

Oliver Wood: It's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.

Harry: What happened?

Oliver Wood: Er, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later. (“Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone”)

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: shouts Shut up!

Mia Thermopolis: Grandma said "Shut up"? Shut up! (“Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement”)

The Grinch: All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION! Max knocks the red nose off BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that? Cut, print, check the gate, moving on (“Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas”)

after being shot Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, cough cough tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, tell Scarlett I do give a damn... he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award Thank you, you love me, you really love me! (“the mask”)

I have just started writing poems. They're really good if I do say so myself.
bye-bye.

-DL