hello. My name is Disneyluver but you can call me DL for short.

As you can tell by my pen name, I LOVE Disney!!

8/19/06: I just had my 22nd birthday yesterday which means I also had my three year mark here on fictionpress! I have not been able to write new things for a while because I was on a road trip with my mom. I have thought of 6 random facts about my written works here and I will be putting up some of my old essays that I wrote for my old writing classes! Hope that you like them!

1. I just started writing poems around 2001-2002, although you’d think that I would have been writing for longer than that!

2. “Heartbreak” is the only chapter in “Ultimate You” that doesn’t have any humor whatsoever in it!

3. “A New Beginning, “Broken Promise”. “Gone”, “The Battle” and “Into the Lion’s Den” were all originally typed up on my good-for-nothing, hunk-of-junk Alphasmart! To find out more about AlphaSmarts, read chapter 2 of “Ultimate You”

4. I had to make a new chapter of “After Sunday” because there is someone who wanted her name changed (see if you can guess who!) and I wanted it to be even funnier than the first version.

5. I was too embarrassed and stubborn to write “The Best Spring Ever” in summer 2004 (when I thought that it was going to be the last chapter) so my then best friend had to help me

6. Over a mere three years, I have written 41 poems, 10 parodies and a total of ,drum roll please, 34, 590 words

1/1/07: Happy new year

8/2/07: Hello all my wonderful readers and reviewers! You’re probably wondering why I have not updated in a while The truth is I just started a new job and it requires me to work long hours which leaves me very tired. I am going to try very hard to put up a couple of new parodies and some of my old poems! Thank you for understanding

8/20/07: could you believe that Saturday was my four year mark here on fictionpress? As a treat I am gathering my parodies (and some new ones I'm writing as well) and putting them into a huge collection called "Plethora of Parodies". I hope that you take a look at it!

10/31/07: Happy halloween!

1/17/08: happy belated new year

4/3/08: I just got an A+ on a paper for school that i worked very hard on. i have put it up as the lastest chapter of "Essays and whatnot". check it out

5/4/08: Due to some complications from my ex-best friend, I am reposting my ‘Ultimate You’ story. However I have changed some song titles and added some lines. Check it out. It is now called ‘Emotional Roller Coaster ”

8/18/08: Happy five-year mark to me! Happy five-year mark to me! Happy five-year mark to me! I have a new chapter of emotional roller coaster up for ye!

11/23/08: happy early thanksgiving. I have a new spoof up in my Plethora of Parodies collection, which was actually thought up by my roommate Naomi, not me (well, I did the typing and contributed a few lines). "High School Musical" fans will get a huge kick out of it.

12/22: I will be going to a dude ranch with my family from today until saturday night so merry christmas to all! In fact to get into the mood (and before we leave) I am going to go watch "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" (hums "you're a mean one, mr. grinch" as she walks away)

3/25/09: Random thought of the moment: Today is Lee Pace's 30th birthday. in case you don't recognize the name, he played Ned on the wonderfully quirky and addictive but sadly cancelled TV show "Pushing Daisies"

5/5/09: I got a B in my college class! I also got a B on my child psychology paper, which I worked really hard on. I might put it up so you can see the fruits of my labor. I also found out a few weeks ago that the last three episodes of “Pushing Daisies” are gong to be aired on TV starting on May 30! YAHHHHOOOOOOO!

5/10/09: happy mother’s day. I found out a few days ago that two of my favorite series (“The Middleman” and “Pushing Daises”) have dvd sets coming out a week before each other-“Daisies: season 2” (and a separate set of the complete series) comes out July 21st while “The Middleman: the complete series” arrives to save the day on July 28! to quote Borat: "High five" and "Very nice"

7/06/09: random fact of the moment: At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this
year, the time and date will be 04:05:06 07/08/09.

 This will never happen again.

this concludes my random fact of the moment

8/4/09: Hi folks! Can you imagine that two weeks from today will mark six years since I joined FictionPress? I can’t believe it myself! Anyways I am thinking of a name change (yeah, I know it’s about time) and I need your input. Below are some suggestions so let me know which one you like the best:

1. Kid@heart

2. Disneyguru

3. Disney4ever

4. Moviegurl

5. Bigkidd@heart

6. OACfan

7. other (let me know in a review or a PM)

9/19/09: I have decided that I will keep my name as disneyluver... for now.

Naomi: lazy!

I heard that!

Naomi: you were supposed to! You said you goona change your pen name.

Welll, I uh-

Naomi: too busy working on your other fics?

Uh-

Naomi: too busy plotting evilness for all the twilight fans

(under her breath): you deserved that parody

Naomi: oh so streeed with schoolwork and your show?

well, you you would be pulling your hair out too if you had to take-

Naomi: too lazy to get up off your-

Excuse me, I have to pummel the life out of someone,. So my annual list of random facts will be more than a bit late.

10/11/09: I reliezed recently that I have been Disneyluver from the start

over six years ago when I joined Fictionpress

but now with that penname I must part

Trust me, it is for the best

Drum roll please- I shall now be known as BigKidatHeart

1/15/10: happy belated new year

quotes area:

Hagrid: Someone couldn’t have a grudge against the gryffindor, could they? Firs’ Katie and now ron

George : I can’t see someone trying to bump off a Quidditch team

Fred: Wood might have done the Syltherins if he could have away with it (Harry potter and the half blood prince)

after being shot Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, cough cough tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, tell Scarlett I do give a damn... he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award Thank you, you love me, you really love me! (“the mask”)

while choking Bart for laughing at him Homer Simpson: I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny! (“The Simpsons movie”)

Tito: It's hard to watch anything when you're being barbecued, man. (“Oliver and Company”)

Jerry Shepard: Up here in front, on lead, we've got my best girl Maya. And next to her we've got old Jack who just turned ten and he's actually getting ready to retire. Back here, the white one, this is Shorty. And next to him is the pup of the bunch. That's Max. He's still in training. He's got the right stuff. I expect big things outta him. And right here, we've got the twins, this is Truman. Truman here took a bite out of Dewey a couple of years ago. You notice the scar about Dewey's left eye?

Dr. Andy Harrison: Yeah.

Jerry Shepard: Yeah, well they've been buddies ever since, so... and then back here, last but not least, we've got the two malamutes. The gray one's Shadow and the red one is his buddy Buck. All brawn and absolutely no brain. But we love them. (“Eight below”)

Emerson Cod: Oh, HELL no! (“Pushing daises”)

Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette: It's not? insulted It's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito: Very impressed! pants

Georgette Wha-

Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette: Get away from me, you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)

N'Dugo: Bad guy falls in poop: Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?

Guides: Ready! they all throw their heads back and laugh(“George of the Jungle”)

Scooby accidentally hits Shaggy in the face while displaying karate movements Shaggy: Hey, Hong Kong Fooey. Watch the fists of fury ("Scooby doo")

Ginny: Ron had to take Jacky Sloper up to the hospital wing.

Harry: why?

Ginny: well, we’re not sure but we think he knocked himself out with his own bat (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)

Timon: Hyenas. I hate hyenas. So what's the plan for getting past those guys?

Adult Simba: Live bait.

Timon: Good idea. realizes what he means HEY!

Adult Simba: come on Timon

Timon What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? singing Luau. If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat/ Eat my buddy Pumbaa here, 'cause he's a tasty treat/Come on down and dine/ On this tasty swine/ All you gotta is get in line/Are you achin'...

Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.

Timon: For some bacon?

Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.

Timon: He's a big pig.

Pumbaa: Yup, yup.

Timon: You can be a big pig, too. Oy (“The Lion King”)

Oliver: So when are we gonna eat?

Dodger: We?

Oliver: Yeah. I'm starvin'.

Dodger: Listen, kid. I hate to break it to ya, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno.

Oliver: What do ya mean?

Dodger: What I mean is our partnership is herewith dissolved.

Oliver: But, wait! Wait. You're not being fair!

Dodger: Fares are for tourists, kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savoir-faire from New York's coolest quadruped. (“Oliver and Company”)

Chi Fu: singing I've a girl at home none like any other..

Yao: singing in whisper to Mulan Yet the only girl who'd love him is his mother. (“Mulan”)

Mittens: Go on, use the dog face. This is gonna be beautiful. Bolt looks confused

Mittens: You know, beg. Bolt looks further confused Do the dog face!

Bolt: What? The dog face? What does that mean?

Mittens: sighs Figures, I'm tied to the one dog on Earth who doesn't know how to beg. (“Bolt”)

Howler (Mrs. Weasley): RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! YOU'RE FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! And Ginny, dear, congratulations on making it into Gryffindor. Your Father and I are so proud. tears itself up (“Harry potter and the chamber of secrets”)

The President of the United States: Oh, what's the point? It's a disaster. Goes to push a huge red button; all the advisors shout "Don't do it"

Advisor Cole: That button launches all of our nuclear missiles!

The President of the United States: Then which button gets me a latte?

Advisor Wedgie: That would be the other one, sir. Points to an identical button next to the first one; The President pushes it and serves himself a cup of coffee

The President of the United States: What idiot designed this thing?

Wilson: You did, sir.

The President of the United States: Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody.

Wilson: Right away, sir. (“Monsters vs aliens”)

Oliver Wood: Get to the Snitch before Malfoy does or die trying Harry. We’ve got to win this game, we’ve got to

Fred Weasley: So no pressure Harry (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

Stewie Griffin: Mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, on the other hand, is like this box of ACTIVE GRENADES!

Lois Griffin: oblivious Oh, you want you toy back. Here you go. Gives Stewie his Ray-Gun toy

Stewie Griffin: Yes... well... VICTORY IS MINE! he runs off - the sound of the grenades exploding is heard BLAST! (“Family guy”)

Aladar: He's my grandfather - couple of generations removed.

Zini: Try a couple of species removed. (“Dinosaur”)

Chuck is still struggling to unwedge Emerson from the window Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Remember, mind over matter makes Pooh unfatter.

Emerson Cod: I might be stuck, but I can still reach my gun. (“Pushing Daisies”)

Zeniba: The protective seal on my gold charm is gone!

Chihiro: You mean that little black slug? I think I squashed in when I stepped on it...

Zeniba: HA HA HA! My sister put that there so she could control Haku... and you squashed it! HA HA HA! But it's strange... only love can remove a seal. (“Spirited away”)

“What’s wrong with him! croaked Fred, looking terrified. ‘Is his mind affected?’

‘’Saint-like’ repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. ‘You see... I’m holy. HOLEY, Fred, geddit?’

Mrs. Weasley sobbed harder than ever. Color flooded Fred’s pale face. ‘Pathetic’ he told George. ‘Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?’

‘Ah well’ said George, grinning at his tear-soaked mother. ‘You’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum.’ (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots. (“The Lion King”)

Oliver Wood: Scared, Harry?

Harry: A little.

Oliver Wood: It's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.

Harry: What happened?

Oliver Wood: Er, I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later. (“Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone”)

Sheriff of Rottingham: You know, this wasn't a very smart thing to do, Locksley. I'll pay for this! pause YOU'LL pay for this! Kill them (“Robin hood:men in tights”)

Aogaeru: Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss! (“Spirited away”)

The Grinch: All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION! Max knocks the red nose off BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that? Cut, print, check the gate, moving on (“Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas”)

I have just started writing poems. They're really good if I do say so myself.
bye-bye.

-BKH