hello. My name is Disneyluver but you can call me DL for short.

10/11/09: I reliezed recently that I have been Disneyluver from the start

over six years ago when I joined Fictionpress

but now with that penname I must part

Trust me, it is for the best

Drum roll please- I shall now be known as BigKidatHeart

1/15/12: happy (way) belated new year

enjoy the poems and stories!

quotes area:

Billy Bones: Give me rum! Rum till I float

Jim Hawkins: Alright! Alright. But just a small one

Ms. Bluberidge [off screen]: Don’t you be giving him any more rum

Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that? (“Muppet Treasure Island”)

Mom: Something's different about Timon.

Uncle Max: You think? [shouting] He's wearing a dress! (“the lion king 1 ”)

PUFFIN: Alright quickly.

SPEED: Easy for you to say. [Door slowly shuts on him] Ouch.

JEAN-BOB [sarcastically] : Whenever I have to do something quick, I always bring a turtle. (“the swan princess”)

Lyle: White ape. Sounds like a drink [mockingly] Yes, bartender, I'll have two black russians and a white ape.

Narrator: A drink the venal Van de Groot would be begging to imbibe, if he only knew how close the white ape was at that very moment. Flying through the foliage, surveying the scenery, and swinging on through the trees with effortless ease.

George: [hits tree] Ow! (“george of the jungle”)

Moe: Hiya, Snook. I got you a present.

Snooki: Really?

Moe: Yeah. Go on, open it.[Snooki opens box, Moe pokes her in the eyes] Ow! (“the three stooges”)

Georgette: Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

Dodger: Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

Georgette: It's not? Insulted it's not? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

Dodger: Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

Tito: Very impressed! Pants

Georgette Wha-

Tito: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico De Tito.

Georgette: Get away from me you little bug-eyed creep. (“Oliver and company”)

Leigh Anne Touhy: You're right

Sean Tuohy: Excuse me? 'You're right'? How'd those words taste coming out of your mouth?

Leigh Anne Touhy: Like vinegar. (“the blind side”)

[Tex and Uncle Deadly are atop the Muppet Theater with a pair of boltcutters about to shut off the power] Tex: To the end of the Muppets![Uncle Deadly grabs the boltcutters Deadly! What are you doing?

Uncle Deadly: Enough! Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent, does not preclude the fact that, in my heart, I am a Muppet, not a Moopet! Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!

Tex Richman: What does that mean?

Uncle Deadly: It's an idiom, you idiot, because you cannot laugh! Ha ha! [Tex falls off the roof and lands on the ground with a thud] Oopsie. [he laughs]

Tex Richman: Deadly.

Uncle Deadly: Now *that's* a maniacal laugh for you! (" the muppets")

Indiana jones: (looking down into a pit): Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? (“Raiders of the lost ark”)

Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa.

Ace: Yes, Satan? (turns around) Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

Mr. Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura... [coughs in Ace's face] ... you owe me rent. (“ace ventura: pet detective”)

Minnie: You two give me the heart palpitations talkin’ ‘bout this.[leaves abileen’s house, slamming the door behind her]

Abileen: an’ that was a good mood (“the help”)

[Seeing Miley Cyrus destroying the city] Chris: [gasp] it’s Miley Cyrus! And she's destroying the city!

Evil Monkey: Oh, my God! [Approaches Miley] Ms. Cyrus, I ask you to stop what you're doing. I don't just mean this, I mean everything: the show, the music--it's all just awful. (“Family guy”)

Ned: can being in love make you do something absolutely crazy?

Olive: I ...went... to a nunnery(“pushing daisies”)

R: They call these guys Bonies. They don't bother us, much, but they'll eat anything with a heartbeat. I mean, I will too, but at least I'm conflicted about it...("warm bodies")

Henry: Welcome, Overlander, Beware the fish, for Luxa plans to poison you directly!

Luxa: Beware your fish, Henry. I gave orders to poison scoundrels, forgetting you would be dining as well. (gregor the Overlander)

I thought maybe she'd whisk us off by magic, or at least hail a taxi. Instead, Bast borrowed a silver Lexus convertible. "Oh, yes," she purred. "I like this one! Come along, children."

"But this isn't yours," I pointed out.

"My dear, I'm a cat. Everything I see is mine." ( the Kane chronicles: the red pyramid)

Alyss (to Doppel and Ganger) your diligence and concern are appreciated as always but the memorial is for all of Wonderland. And to bring out the best in Wonderlanders, I must assume the best of them”

Doppel and Ganger (moaning): You’re starting to sound like Bibwit! (They turn to leave)

Bibwit: I’ll walk with you, Generals. I must powder my head and poof out my scholarly robes for the party and so will take my leave of the queen.

(After Bibwit and the generals leave) Molly: I don’t get it. He’s an albino. Why does he put white powder on his head?

Alyss (smiling): when we’re as clever and educated as Bibwit, I’m sure we’ll know the answer, Molly (looking glass wars: seeing Redd)

Ripred: even a rager can be outnumber, gregor. i start to crack at about four hundred to one. you i hear crumbled in the face of three. of course there were extenuating circumstances

luxa: what is he talking about

Ripred: you might as well tell her, before someone else does

gregor: three rats kicked my butt in the tunnels under Regalia

Luxa: what were you and three rats doing under Regalia?

Ripred: I'll take that. See i'd brought the Bane with me to echolocation lessons so gregor could meet him and help me kill him. Unfortunately my pearly friend sneaked off in the night. I had to chase him of course, and when gregor came down for the assassination, he found not me or th Bane but three of the Bane's pals. Now the warrior as i understand it was doing quite well until...?

gregor: until i lost my light

Ripred: and at that moment he realized that all along he'd been wrong about being so uncooperative during his echolocation lessons and that...?

Gregor: you were right Ripred

Ripred: 'you were right Ripred'. you know i think it's been worth it just to hear those words, from that mouth (gregor and the marks of secret)

[after elmer leaves] Bugs Bunny: Just between the two of us, what season is it, really?

Daffy Duck: Ha, ha, ha! Don't be so naive, buster. Why, everybody knows it's really duck hunting season. [Hunters suddenly materialize and shoot Daffy; he drags himself towards Bugs]

Daffy: [panting] You're despicable! (“duck! Rabitt! Duck")

Missus Walters [to hilly): I may have trouble remembering my own name and what country I live in. But there are two things I can't seem to forget. That my own daughter threw me in a nursing home...And that she ate Minny's shit. (“The help”)

[Cormac throws up on Snape's shoes] Severus Snape: You've just earned yourself detention for a month, McClaggen. Not so fast potter (“harry potter and the half blood prince”)

“He’s doing well” Fireheart replied. “He’ll be made an apprentice soon.” Princess’ eyes shone with pride, and Fireheart felt a prickle of uncertainty in his fur. He knew how much it meant to his sister to have given her firstborn to the Clan. There was no way he could let her have any doubts about how the little kit was settling into Clan life. “Cloudkit’s strong and brave,” he told her. “And intelligent.” And nosey, spoiled, disrespectful he added to himself (Warriors: Forest of Secrets)

Hazel faltered. ‘you mean you won’t...you’re not going to-“

“Claim your life?” Thanatos asked. “well, let’s see”

he pulled a pure black iPad from thin air. Death tapped the screen a few times, and all frank could think was this: Please don’t let there be an app for reaping souls.

“I don’t see you on the list. “ Thanatos said. “Pluto gives me specific orders for escaped souls, you see. For some reason, he has not issued a warrant for yours. Perhaps he feels your life is not finished or it could be an oversight. If you’d like me to call and ask-“

“No!” Hazel yelped. “that’s okay”

“are you sure?” death asked helpfully. “I have video- conferencing enabled. I have his Skype address here somewhere...” (the son of Neptune)

[Jim and Gonzo have been listing the different directions of the compass and what lies that way] Gonzo: To the southeast, multi-armed Zanzibanian short women and their exploding wigs of death!

Mrs. Bluberidge: To the northwest dirty dishes!

Gonzo: How does she do that?

Jim Hawkins: Might as well start. I'll wash.

Rizzo: I'll dry.

Gonzo: I'll break. (“muppet treasure island”)

Timon: Hey Pumbaa, what do you call a hyena with half a brain?

Pumbaa: [laughs] Beats me, Timon. What?

Timon: GIFTED! [They both laugh]

[Shenzi and Banzai scowl, but Ed bursts out laughing. Banzai smacks him] Ed: Aah ha ha—ohh!

Banzai: They're talkin' about us!

Shenzi: [advancing on them] for your last meal, you're gonna eat those words. (“lion king 1 1/2 “ )

Chi Fu: You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] ( “Mulan”)

Henry: what, a vampire? (To Eddie): it’s not exactly a secret that Vlad’s the equivalent of a giant mosquito, Eddie. In fact, he’s not the only one. The whole school is full of them. And you’re their next meal. (Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Tenth Grade Bleeds)

Harry: I thought you know, maybe over Christmas

Hermione: it was the Fat Lady who drank a vat of five hundred wines, Harry, not me. (Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince)

“Fred and George tried to get me to make one [ an Unbreakable Vow] when I was about five. I nearly did, too, I was holding hands with Fred and everything when Dad founds us. He went mental," said Ron, with a reminiscent gleam in his eyes. "Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since.-“ Ron (Harry potter and the half blood prince)

Mom: Max, Timon's out there chasing metaphors! I gotta go find him!

Uncle Max: ARE YOU NUTS?

Mom: dryly, to Raffikki Nice to have a supportive family, isn't it? (“The Lion King 1 ”)

“Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo's hot."

"He's the sun god," I said.

"That's not what I meant." (Percy Jackson and the Titan’s Curse)

[after winter splashes him] Sawyer: it means she likes you

Dr. McCarthy: well, imagine my delight ("dolphin tale")

[after Moody humilates him by turning him into a ferret and bouncing him up and down] Malfoy: My father will hear about this!

Professor Moody: Is that a threat? [He steps forward, and Malfoy runs around the tree, Moody following] Is that a threat? Is that a threat? [Malfoy flees]

Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! Professor!

Professor Moody: [yelling after him ] I could tell you stories about your father that would curl even your greasy hair, boy!

Professor McGonagall: Alastor!

Professor Moody: It doesn't end here!

Professor McGonagall: Alastor, we never use transfiguration as a punishment. Surely Dumbledore told you that?

Professor Moody: He might have mentioned it.

Professor McGonagall: Well then. Do well to remember it! [She stalks off, and Moody makes a face at her retreating back] (“harry potter and the goblet of fire”)

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you think there is even the slightest chance they won’t see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone? (“POTC: the curse of the black pearl”)

Grandmother Fa: Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man.

Shang: Excuse me. Does Fa Mulan live here? [Grandmother and Mother dumbly point to the garden] Shang: Thank you.

Grandmother Fa: Whoo! Sign me up for the next war. (“Mulan”)

Kagome: Something missing? What do you mean?

Inuyasha: You know what I mean [digs through Kagome's backpack] Oh great, here it is! [He holds up package of ramen noodles. she gets VERY angry and starts walking away] Kagome, boil up some water for me would ya?

Kagome: [Growls] Inuyasha. [Turns around] Sit boy! [He falls to the ground] Sit-sit-sit-sit-sit... SIT BOY! [Inuyasha goes deeper and deeper into the ground]

Kagome: [Storms off]Thanks for nothing! (“Inuyasha: affections touching across time”)

Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.

Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?

Percy (face goes red): That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!"

Fred (whispering to harry): It was. We sent it.” (harry potter and the goblet of fire)

King Candy: [puts on glasses] You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you? [Ralph smacks the King with the glasses] You hit a guy, with glasses. Well played (“wreck it ralph”)

Oliver: So when are we gonna eat?

Dodger: We?

Oliver: Yeah. I'm starvin'.

Dodger: Listen, kid. I hate to break it to ya, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno.

Oliver: What do ya mean?

Dodger: What I mean is our partnership is herewith dissolved.

Oliver: But, wait! Wait. You're not being fair!

Dodger: Fares are for tourists, kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savoir-faire from New York's coolest quadruped. (“Oliver and Company”)

“Die, enemies of Ra!" Sekhemet yelled. "Perish in agony!"

"She's almost as annoying as you," I told Horus.

"Impossible," Horus said. "No one bests Horus.”(The Kane chronicles: the red pyramid)

[before riding the knight bus] ron: excellent! I’ve always wanted to ride this thing [later, after getting up off the floor for the 6th time] I’ve changed my mind! I never want to ride this again. (Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix)

Tiana: You said you were fabulously wealthy!

Prince Naveen: No, no my parents are fabulously wealthy! But they cut me off for being a – [notices a leech is attached to his arm] LEECH! LEECH

Tiana: [tugs off the leech] You're broke, and you had the gall to call me a liar? (“princess and the frog”)

Pumbaa: Shall we run for our lives?

Timon: Oh yes, let's.

Pumbaa Timon: AHHHHHHHHHH! (“the lion king 1 ”)

(after finding out that an injured peeta has camouflaged himself into the ground) Katniss (narrating): it’s the final word in camouflage. Forget chucking weights around Peeta should have gone into his private session with the Gamemakers and painted himself into a tree. Or a boulder. Or a muddy bank full of weeds.

Katniss: close your eyes again (Peeta closes them and his mouth and vanishes under a layer of mud and plants) I guess all those hours decorating cakes paid off

Peeta (smiles): yes. Frosting- the final defense (the hunger games)

Skeeter (narrating): I slip off my flats and walk down the front porch steps , while Mother calls out for me to put my shoes back on., threatening mosquito encephalitis. The inevilability of death by no shoes. Death by no husband’ (the help_)

“Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.

"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"

"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.

"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.

"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags

"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.” (harry potter and the order of the phoenix)

[Cormac throws up on Snape's shoes] Severus Snape: You've just earned yourself detention for a month, McClaggen. Not so fast potter (“harry potter and the half blood prince”)

Donnagon Giggles: Well, Cortezes, any last words?

Ingrid: None that I can say in front of my children.

Grandmother: Not to mention your mother. (“Spy kids 2”)

Cloudkit: I’m tired. I don’t want to do this

Fireheart: Well, too bad, you have to. Cheer up, it could be worse. Did I tell you that when I was an apprentice I had to look after Yellowfang all on my own?

Cloudkit: Yellowfang! Phew, I bet she was a grump! Did she claw you?

Fireheart: Only with her tongue And that’s sharp enough! (Warriors: Forest of Secrets)

Skeeter: I’ll be on the trouble list for leaving early. But Jesus Christ: what’s worse: the wrath of mother or the wrath of Hilly (the help)

hope you enjoy my written works!