Uh hello. My name is Disneyluver but you can call me DL for short.
As you can tell by my pen name, I LOVE Disney!! 8/19/06: I just had my 22nd birthday yesterday which means I also had my three year mark here on fictionpress! I have not been able to write new things for a while because I was on a road trip with my mom I have thought of 6 random facts about my written works here and I will be putting up some of my old essays that I wrote for my old writing classes! Hope that you like them! 1. I just started writing poems around 2001-2002, although you’d think that I would have been writing for longer than that! 2. “Heartbreak” is the only chapter in “Ultimate You” that doesn’t have any humor whatsoever in it! 3. “A New Beginning, “Broken Promise”. “Gone”, “The Battle” and “Into the Lion’s Den” were all originally typed up on my good-for-nothing, hunk-of-junk Alphasmart! To find out more about AlphaSmarts, read chapter 2 of “Ultimate You” 4. I had to make a new chapter of “After Sunday” because there is someone who wanted her name changed (see if you can guess who!) and I wanted it to be even funnier than the first version. 5. I was too embarrassed and stubborn to write “The Best Spring Ever” in summer 2004 (when I thought that it was going to be the last chapter) so my then best friend ElphieofCapeCod had to help me 6. Over a mere three years, I have written 41 poems, 10 parodies and a total of ,drum roll please, 34, 590 words 1/1/07: Happy new year 4/17/07: JoMarch94 and I are not speaking to each other. I am really mad at her and not forgiving her this time (this was her last chance) and am yanking and reuploading all the stories and poems that she reviewed 4/28/07: Due to the intervention of my radio broad teacher, JoMarc97 and I are now friends again. Yes I know I said that this WAS her last chance but I think I’ll giver her a clean slate 8/2/07: Hello all my wonderful readers and reviewers! You’re probably wondering why I have not updated in a while The truth is I just started a new job and it requires me to work long hours which leaves me very tired. I am going to try very hard to put up a couple of new parodies and some of my old poems! Thank you for understanding 8/20/07: could you believe that Saturday was my four year mark here on fictionpress? As a treat I am gathering my parodies (and some new ones I'm writing as well) and putting them into a huge collection called "Plethora of Parodies". I hope that you take a look at it! 10/31/07: Happy halloween!
1/17/08: happy belated new year
4/3/08: I just got an A+ on a paper for school that i worked very hard on. i have put it up as the lastest chapter of "Essays and whatnot". check it out
5/4/08: Due to some complications from my ex-best friend, I am reposting my ‘Ultimate You’ story. However I have changed some song titles and added some lines. Check it out. It is now called ‘Emotional Roller Coaster Ride”
Some of my favorite quotes are:
Chi Fu: Insubordinate ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl. A panda eats his slipper; he squeals like a girl (“Mulan”)
Sheriff of Rottingham: You know, this wasn't a very smart thing to do, Locksley. I'll pay for this! pause YOU'LL pay for this! Kill them (“Robin hood: men in tights”)
Jack Sparrow: Scarlet. She slaps him I'm not sure I deserved that. a blond woman approaches Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What? She slaps him I may have deserved that. (“Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl”)
Captain Gantu: Place that idiot scientist under arrest.
Jumba: I prefer to be called "Evil Genius". (“Lilo and stitch”)
“Can we panic now?”-Ron (“Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets”)
Rick: (sees mummified soldiers destroying his car) No, no, not my car! Oh, I hate mummies. ("The mummy returns")
Horton: looking down the canyon It's just a straight plummet to certain death. (“Horton hears a Who!”)
about the Bludgers Oliver Wood: Bludgers. Nasty little buggers. (“Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone”)
Tito: It's hard to watch anything when you're being barbecued, man. (“Oliver and Company”)
The Mask: And now, like Napoleon, I will divide and conquer. about to kiss Tina
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Ipkiss! Police!
The Mask: Merde. (“the mask”)
“You know Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts but you cannot deny he’s got style” – Phineas Nigellus (Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix)
Izzy: O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh?
Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs. ("The Mummy returns")
Chee Fu: I’ve got a girl back home who’s unlike any other
Yao: But the only girl would love him is his mother (“Mulan”)
“Don’t worry, it won’t turn you into a pig”- Haku (“Spirited Away”)
Violet: You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?
Helen: I mean, either he's in trouble, or he's going to be. (“The Incredibles”)
“Fares are for tourists, kid”- Dodger (“Oliver and Company”)
“Will you just SHUT UP? You’re rats with wings”-Nigel (“Finding Nemo”)
I am also on Fanfiction.net uder the pen name "WildTotodile".
I have just started writing poems. They're really good if I do say so myself.
Uh bye-bye.
-DL
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