Name:Mary
Nickname:Gurtrude Beatrice Malanos
Grade:12th Hair: Blondish Brown Eyes:Blue
School:JF High in Virginia
Hobbies:exercizing,shopping, watching James Bond movies,and acting stupid with friends
Some Friends:Bethany(Blanch) Klesey(Dorthy) Connie(Rosa) (Jenna(Edna) former friend that we dont hang out with that much...in some of my storys)
Some things 2 know: We are very big trouble makers (or at least we were in middle school, kinda lost it a little in high school)I write in the humor section moastly. Just about all my stories are about my friends and me. Even the ones where the cheracters have different names then us. (ie-Great Breakout- cheracters r susposed 2 b me & bethany, just not as stupid)
I do have some true stories.... The Field Trip that we turned Wacko..is a completely true story so when u read it know that it all really happened. Stooge Stunts is also a true story. Each act is something stupid that my friends and I have really done. Also my poem A Ripping Misforutine is true too. The rest of my stories are not true, but are mostly based on inside jokes that my friends and I have, or on stupid things trhat we have done. The Old ladies Secret Service one.....well a very long story.....We have the old ladies club..lol..which is where the old lady story came from. The old lady club came to be on Halloween 2002 when we were in 8th grade. Bethany and I didnt have a halloween costume, so my mom told me to be an old lady, so we did. We made up tons of fake storys that night about how 'old' we were. lol. So it just stuck with us and every day in 8th grade we acted like old ladies...and I started writing the old lady story. A Hopeful Escape.. That story is competely fiction. It is just something Bethany and I have always wanted to do...run away to California. The part about the school is also true. Our school is as crappy as the one in that story and they did shut down our school because they found mold in it. The Great Breakout from New Covenant ......... well thats just something I started writing when I was sad because I missed my aunt and my parents were being mean to me. but its really susposed to be me & Bethany, and to show how good of friends we are. Agents Janitors and dead teachers- the epic journy that we used to always talk about taking. We think our teacher is dead and investigate some Janitors, but as usual we were stupid and our predictions are completely wrong.The Unexpected Killer ....My newest work....Thats a long inside joke..The part about Ashley and me having the joke about Mrs. Heck being a killer is true and so is the stupid things we did to her. The first 2 chapters are completely true..we really did all that stuff to her. The rest is a big inside joke and stuff we imagined about our teacher when we were in her class.
Please read my stories!!!!!!!!!
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