Wooooow I haven't been on in a while.

Hey. I'm Furball and I think it's about time I updated my profile.

I'm female, seventeen, and I have a real hate for stereotypes. And vampires. But mostly stereotypes. M'also really nit picky. Chances are, I don't notice huge plot holes but will notice probably unimportant details that are wrong. I've no idea why, but I just do. It's prolly my OCD.

I've been writing since I was five or six and since about age nine I've been focusing on fantasy. Right now I've got several stories that I'm working on.

The first would be Patchwork, the second would be Pandemonium, aaaand the third (and last) doesn't have a title. I was thinking of doing a Fluffy and Mittens sequel. It would be odd, random, and probably full of puns. As soon as I get a plot I'll launch into it.

Yoooou might've noticed a sudden lack of stuff on this page. That's right. Furball's been culling.

Aaaand that's it. Don't expect much activity or much stuffs in general, though I do follow the 'review me I review you' policy. Though if it's a teeny 'Good job!' or something equally useless, I might not reward it with a really awesome review in return. You've been warned.

Aaaalso~ Ahrar Nighthammer finished Nighthammer. Yay him! Go read it.

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1. Patchwork

Dakota is on a quest for something he can't remember. Kass is trying to not die. Both are selks...shapeshifters of a sort...and while one is safe through the fame of his clan, the other is in very much danger for the same reason.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-20-08 - Published: 1-20-08

2. Wind Whisperer » reviews

Of the six one is lying, one is telling the truth, one will save them, one will desert them, one will betray them, and one will be no more. In nineteen days they will find out who.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-16-06 - Published: 1-12-06

3. Why Lightning Is Not A Good Sound Effect Ever » reviews

Picture being evil, then picture having to live across the street from a lady who raises toy poodles. Now pretend that instead of having an Igor you have several hundred Joes. Oh, and one of them has a pink cadillac. (Previously for NaNo, but I gave up.)

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,584 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 12-1-05

4. The Case Of The Embroidered Sandwich » reviews

First, their fridge was stolen by a dastardly thief, second, they journey to the corrupted Salami Sandwich club to verify a clue, and NOW the mysterious figure and Mittens have a fatherly talk, and Fluffy and Dude converse about holy objects!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-7-05 - Published: 9-4-03

5. The Innocence of Lilies reviews

A short fantasy story written mostly in a mesh between second and first person. A different style than usual.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-20-05 - Published: 9-20-05

6. The Moral? reviews

A poem without a moral, although it obviously has one. What is it? I guess it depends on how you interperate it. Something for your minds to chew on.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-13-05 - Published: 7-13-05

7. Hourglass reviews

Everything will fall apart soon. A hero and an outcast will trade their titles for something bigger, and in the meantime people break like shoddy glass into the nothing that shrouds them. (By MA, updates Sat.)

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-25-05 - Published: 1-25-05

8. Nolabobola Zezigonzola and the Curse of the FM! » reviews

Alright, funny story: A friend of mine wrote a play and i wrote a parody about it, highlighting all the ridiculous things about it. luckily, my friend has a sense of humor and didn't kill me. this is a purely nonsense play. have much fun reading!

Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-29-04 - Published: 4-27-04

9. Don't Ask Me How, I Don't Know! reviews

a seriously strange poem i wrote. it's a joke. yup. though it makes no sense and is stupid. yup.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-3-03 - Published: 12-3-03

10. Then Why Did You Tell Us This LIMERICK? reviews

Read my limerick. then you'll understand te title. hehe! ^_____________________________^ Oh, Read 'Montonous Fairytale' because i want you too! (It is very funny, or so i'm told)

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-11-03 - Published: 11-11-03

11. Cathy Morris Inspired » reviews

Strange ideas come and go, I just had one. My idea is that i listen to a random song, and write down what i feel. these are poems inspired by Cathy Morris's works. I claim no rights.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-26-03 - Published: 10-26-03

12. A Monotonous Fairytale » reviews

In a land so far away it is ridiculous, began this tale...which's name happens to be a paradox. Read the mangling of every fairytale known to the authoress (which is a lot) and don't forget to review! (As it helps progress the story) on hold for moment

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-16-03 - Published: 9-16-03

13. Please Play Game Again reviews

The world's first rhyming-haiku! the difference between it and other haikus is that it rhymes! It is simply about those stupid darned, contests that soda bottles plan. *hisses at soda bottle, which runs away* COME BACK HERE! *chases*

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-8-03 - Published: 10-8-03

14. Destiny and Fate reviews

A comparison between the two questionable ideas. Coming from me, it's strangely serious. ^.^ (I just spoiled the effect)

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-29-03 - Published: 9-29-03

15. Shadowy Remnants reviews

Hehe. I'm so evil. Yup. Yet ANOTHER Haiku to satisfy you all.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-03

16. Sorrowful Young Tears reviews

Another HAIKU! but this one is sad...meow, *cries* (well not THAT sad)

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-03

17. Eat Lots of SUGAR! reviews

YES! more Haikus! More insaneness!

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-03

18. Eat Chopsticks! er, SUGAR! reviews

Advice on how to live long.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-03

19. Six 'Chickens Do Not' Haikus » reviews

Many know what Chickens Like, but few know what they Don't! (NEW! Chappie 3)

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-5-03 - Published: 9-3-03

20. A Dream reviews

I was inspired by another author here on this site. I hope that they know who they are. ^.^

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-5-03 - Published: 9-5-03

21. Hummingbirds reviews

I don't know what I was thinking at the time...It took me forever to write (forever is an awfully long time)

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-5-03 - Published: 9-5-03

22. On The Prowl reviews

A funny Haiku about my Kitty.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-5-03 - Published: 9-5-03

23. I Wish I Could Remember reviews

Yup, I seem to have forgotten something again...Hence my poem and frustration.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-5-03 - Published: 9-5-03

24. The Warriors reviews

This poem is written in the style of instructions to a child for taking care of a forlorn Warrior.

War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-3-03 - Published: 9-3-03