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Author has written 12 stories for Young Adult, Mystery, Humor, Life, Romance, Family, and Love. I Believe In Sevenfoldism Hey Sires and Siresess, Been a while, eh? The seventh Harry Potter book's come out, and so has Dumbledore. I've turned eighteen and haven't matured a day. I've realized I still like writing stories, the good ones just don't go anywhere. I lied. I haven't stopped everything and I'm definitely not focused on only two stories. I deleted all the old stories except for that stupid Happy Ending one because more of you guys seem to like that one. I want to get rid of the poems too and yadda yadda, stuff I'll never do, promises I'll keep on breaking. If you are still with me, after so long, two things: One, I dunno why you would be, and two, thank you so much. I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe. Porter: "Drinking turns your nose red, it puts you to sleep, and it makes you urinate. Lust it turns on but also turns off. What I mean is, drinking stimulates desire but hinders performance. Therefore, too much drink is like a con artist when it comes to your sex drive. It sets you up for a fall. It gets you up but it keeps you from getting off. It persuades you and discourages you. It gives you an erection but doesn't let you keep it, if you see what I'm saying. It makes you dream about erotic experiences, but then it leaves you asleep and needing to pee." | |||||||
1. Untitled reviewsThere really is no title for this. This upload is the fourth revision, so I hope you like it. Rated T for some harsh language and themes of child abuse. EDIT: I just realized there're a few grammatical errors, but I'm too lazy to change them. :DFiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete2. Pigeon Stew reviewsPoem; T for the first degree murder of pigeons.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete3. Jeremiah » reviewsIN THE PROGRESS of being rewritten, much better. My friend, the druggie. Rated for extreme language & adult-ish content.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,758 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-3-06 - Published: 6-24-064. Through The Eyes Of The Rafters » reviewsIN THE PROGRESS of being rewritten. 'Tis okay for a lazy read but not much better. RRR. T for language, mild violence, guns, and blood.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,132 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 2-1-06 - Published: 6-28-055. Shape Up reviewsPoem; for CailiPoetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-06 - Complete6. Poprocks & Coke » reviewsIN THE PROGRESS of being rewritten, only I like this one so read it as is for now. RRR. T for language, some kissing, some premarital sex, the works.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,541 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 5-28-05 - Published: 12-30-04 - Complete7. Excuse: Our Trip to OPIPoemPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 4-14-05 - Complete8. Memory reviewsPoemPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-26-05 - Complete9. Just Like You » reviewsGirl's mom dies; girl seeks revenge; girl has no fear.Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 5-1-0410. My Happy Ending » reviewsUNDERSTAND THIS IS ONLY UP HERE BECAUSE, for some awful reason, most of you guys liked it. I advise you don't read it. I wrote this back when the old rating system still stood so R for language, violence, non graphic child molestation, and awful writing.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,928 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 8-7-04 - Published: 7-16-04 - Complete11. Empty Apartment reviewsCOMPLETED! A short from a songFiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-15-04 - Complete12. Why Do I Love You? reviewsCOMPLETE! A friend's journal entry.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-2-04 - Complete
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