all poets have overstated definitions of themselves; otherwise they'd have day jobs

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1. cross the breeze

i wanna know

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 5-8-08

2. rain king

his jetstream daydream cocksure hardluck show

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 5-7-08

3. candle

never thought i'd see a dark star falling

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 5-7-08

4. gender quotes reviews

got an inkling of that feeling

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-10-07 - Published: 9-10-07

5. make akward sexual advances reviews

indie fucks

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 7-3-07

6. finger of dog reviews

i am interested in ideas, not merely visual products... marcel

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 7-3-07

7. singles swing reviews

he men

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 7-1-07

8. we tigers » reviews

poets are assholes

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-28-07 - Published: 12-30-06

9. boys vs girls reviews

whaleshark

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-27-07 - Published: 6-27-07

10. big bird ride outside of macy's, 9:30 pm reviews

based on a true story

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-26-07

11. priorities reviews

242 chars left

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 6-26-07

12. completely positively absolutely

doseone

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 4-25-07

13. acting

FREE RINGTONES SENT STRIGHT TO UR FONE!

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 4-25-07

14. headless horseman reviews

cLOUDDEAD

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-26-07

15. the late great expectations reviews

mmmmmm

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 2-23-07

16. mi madre tu madre reviews

culled mostly into something more

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-9-07 - Published: 1-9-07