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since: 09-14-03, id: 374190, Profile edited: 04-26-08
Author has written 29 stories for Essay, Religion, Life, Song, Spiritual, Young Adult, Humor, Friendship, Humor, Fantasy, Love, Mythology, and General.

"Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring a two-pence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever noticing it." - C. S. Lewis

You were a wise man, Mr. Lewis. This is my standard.

So this is where you get to learn about me. How exciting. Well, you might as well know that I am a seventeen-year-old girl named Anna, and I'm fairly normal aside from the fact that I like Russian literature and have a deep distaste for romance. I'm not tied to any particular genres; I like to experiment and play around with words. Feel free to be as harsh as you like with whatever I've written. The worst that can happen is that you will break my heart and I'll go cry in some corner until I realize you're right. No damage done.




1. Skintight reviews
Do you ever wonder where you are it that bag of flesh?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 4-20-08
2. Drivel à la Free Verse » reviews
A collection of free verse poems. Topics vary widely.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 2-4-07
3. After the Fact reviews
It's so easy not to know.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-2-08
4. Why I Hate School reviews
Yes, it is a rant. Written and read aloud for my AP English class, actually. There are occasional references to events that directly pertain to my school, but I feel that most students will be able to relate.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 2-12-08
5. Examination at the River Lethe reviews
The story of waking up into a dream. Contains extensive mythology, but most of it is well known. I will gladly return any reveiws. I was planning to send this as part of an application, but now I am having some misgivings. Help me sort it out.
Complete - Mythology - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-3-08
6. Another Modest Proposal reviews
On reforming the American education system
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 10-18-07
7. Quaking Aspen reviews
The story of a tree. Or was she a girl?
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
8. Oh Wondrous Story » reviews
A series of poems examining the Easter story. Chapter eighteen: The Resurrection
Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-8-07 - Published: 3-4-07
9. Saccharine Dream reviews
A note on popular thought and philosophy.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-18-07
10. I Said That I Would Die for You reviews
Live, you softly said to me.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 2-10-07
11. If Only For a Moment reviews
A story about friendship and its natural passing.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-06
12. In Memoriam Meam reviews
A recollection of where I've been
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 12-30-06
13. It Always Seem I Come This Far reviews
An extremely experimental poem dealing with self image and thinking patterns.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 12-29-06
14. To Mary reviews
Those serene paintings, haloed portraits of you and Christ— they don’t even begin to do you justice. A Christmas poem.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-21-06 - Published: 12-21-06
15. Live » reviews
I knelt before my Lord one night. My aching heart told me I should have been here hours before, but here I was, late as ever, with the same story. A series of self contained vignettes.
Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 12-28-05
16. Love Far Sighted reviews
A slightly philosophical poem about the misconceptions in young romance.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-9-06 - Published: 11-9-06
17. View to a Death reviews
I will ne'er consent, he whispered. A very short one shot.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-2-06 - Published: 11-2-06
18. Icarus Fell reviews
A retelling of Icarus's fall and the events that followed.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 10-17-06
19. No Offense reviews
Sometimes the most offensive thing you can say is "no offense."
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-11-06 - Published: 10-11-06
20. Life's Ode to Death reviews
In which Life questions Death's motives.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 10-9-06
21. Death's Ode to the Living reviews
In which Death makes a concession
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-8-06 - Published: 9-27-06
22. Dear Shay reviews
A letter from a pregnant teenager to her unborn son.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 9-25-06
23. A Chain Letter Tale reviews
The story of a chain letter turned real.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-4-06 - Published: 9-4-06
24. A Question Without Answer reviews
Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, Vanity of vanities; all is vanity. What profit hath a man of all his labor which he taketh under the sun? COMPLETE. Reviews will be returned gladly.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 7-14-06
25. So Long, My Friend reviews
A poem about the trials of friendship
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-06
26. The Art of Cliché: A Collection of Three reviews
For those who dislike cliché.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-26-06 - Published: 7-26-06
27. Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep reviews
A parody of the familiar prayer in form, but otherwise a poem about stress
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-22-05 - Published: 11-22-05
28. She Danced in Moonlight reviews
The song of a careful observer
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-22-05 - Published: 11-22-05
29. In the Image of my God reviews
The confessions of an arrogant individual
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-19-05 - Published: 11-19-05
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