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Author has written 76 stories for Play, General, Humor, School, Horror, Fantasy, General, Life, Religion, Fantasy, Supernatural, Song, Humor, Haiku, War, Young Adult, Family, Friendship, Love, Politics, and Romance. One of my biggest dreams is for kids to despise having to read my books for school. | |||||||
1. Robots Don't Kill People reviewsPeople. . .suck at building robots! I'm going to tell you outright that this poem is about the misuse of technology. That danger is real, it's prevalent, and it's a lot scarier to me than, say, man-hating cyborgs.Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 1-15-092. What My Car Thinks of Me reviewsJed is nervous and might be going crazy, so he consults his rearview mirror. Is he wearing too much cologne? How's he look? Will he ever be able to relax? And what, just WHAT will Holly Q. think of him? If you review thoughtfully, I'll do the same.Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-30-073. Seven Hours at SEA TAC Airport reviewsA set of poems about the people I saw during these seven hours.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 12-16-064. Blue Blooded reviewsBasically I'm pissed off at the American Dream.Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-5-06 - Published: 12-5-065. Terza Rima Omitted reviewsWhat happens to history and, sometimes, to our own memories.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 10-18-066. The Blossom and Other Poems reviewsSeveral very connected poems, and some food for thought.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 9-27-067. The Secret II reviews.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 8-14-068. Christ Victorious reviewsJesus succeeded, fearfully.Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 8-14-069. Timebomb reviewsPower sometimes entails tossing aside lives the way one might toss dice. This is dedicated to those great people who set the example.Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 7-7-0610. The Flamingo reviewsAlice's croquet match against the Queen of Hearts in Wonderland. To appear in an upcoming story.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 6-15-0611. The Fool reviewsLeeches. Who needs em? Keep in mind that "fool" used to be another word for jester.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 5-28-0612. Blue Grin reviewsOne magical summer involving a tree that can stop time and, of course, a girl.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 5-28-0613. Myst reviewsMisspelling is deliberate ## This is for Steph.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-8-06 - Published: 2-8-0614. Babylon reviewsAside from this song being a little repetitive, it's excellent to read as a poem ## Man looked at the sky and said...Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-8-06 - Published: 2-8-0615. Summerthis season that's a tyrant nowSong - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-6-06 - Published: 2-6-0616. Banks reviewsShort n sweet. It's about banks, duh, numbers and color.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-9-06 - Published: 1-9-0617. Wild Eyed Circus » reviewsNile was named after a river. She has about as much sense of self as her namesake meandering her way through life, but as she and her past catch up to each other, she learns of power, potential and importance hidden inside who she really is.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,181 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 8-1-0518. Free reviewsWhy is "Life" a category? It's like classifying something under "The Universe." Whatever. This is short, and it means something. Read it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-12-05 - Published: 12-12-0519. Luck reviewsYes, luck be a lady. A sadistic one at that. ## This is deeper than the surface. See if you can tap it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-17-05 - Published: 11-17-0520. PetPicasso reviewsA tasteless, horribly depraved infomercial about taxidermy for deceased pets...and then some. Yep, #cracks knuckles# I still got it.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-16-05 - Published: 11-16-0521. Got reviewsPossibly the most pointless thing I've ever written. It's still fun, though, and it's short, so what have you got to lose? Read it-read it I say!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-1-05 - Published: 11-1-0522. Sacramento reviewsIt's about Sacramento (duh) and it's short. Read it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-05 - Published: 11-1-0523. Picture Show reviewsA movie about life and death, and the memory of both. Reviews will be exceptionally appreciated.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-31-05 - Published: 10-31-0524. angles reviewsShort. Read it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-8-05 - Published: 10-8-0525. Paper Girl reviewsI don't want to summarize this and overthrow the subtlety this has, so I won't. Just read it ## You're not real and you know it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-5-05 - Published: 10-5-0526. The Hardcore Singer reviewsThe title is an oxymoron, in case you didn't notice. So is the term "hardcore music." This style of noise involves having your bass player tuned so low that only elephants can hear it and having your lead, er, vocalist scream emo in disguise into the mic.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-4-05 - Published: 10-4-0527. Melody reviewsMusic has such potential to inspire and influence us that it has to have some connection with whatever holds the universe together. This poem is about music's hold over us all, and its ability to tap into the truths we merely glance over.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-25-05 - Published: 9-25-0528. This Machine Kills Fascists reviewsFree stuff inside, including a great story about how the song got its name. It's a grungy song with a new-wave guitar riff in it, but we're not a new wave band. Whatever, they're good lyrics.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 9-24-0529. Plastic or Paper reviewsThis makes fun of the philosophies of anarchy and consumerism at the same time, so everybody's happy!Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 9-24-0530. Heavy Day reviewsA love song. It's not an emo love song-in fact, it's one of the least emo songs my band has to play. More of a classic rock style.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 9-24-0531. The Secret reviews-that is, my secret. My very deepest one.Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-10-05 - Published: 9-10-0532. The Legend of Manhattan reviewsBob Dylan would like this song. It's long, consisting of two chords the whole way through. Kind of bittersweet. Definitely folky. Yeah, he'd love it ## By the way, it's a love story about aliens.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-8-05 - Published: 9-8-0533. Silence is Golden reviewsI just got back from church camp, where the theme was "You are the face of God." As optimistic as I am, I got tired of it and wrote something dark as soon as I got home. Here's the result.Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-5-05 - Published: 9-5-0534. Doomed reviewsWhat it sounds like, DUH. Notice I put "life" as the genre-because death is part of life...DOUBLE DUH.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-25-05 - Published: 8-25-0535. Looks Can Kill reviewsAh...now we're getting good. Some of my better poetry lately. These are some lyrics I chewed on and spit out. They didn't taste very good, but they're mighty good on paper.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 8-15-0536. Styrofoam reviewsThis one's okay. It's directly about me...not dark, not cryptic, but sad. Nothing special, but read it anyway ## from the perspective that !CHANGE SUCKS!Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 8-15-0537. A Five Dollar Conversation reviewsA writing drill I began working on on sort of a whim. I went over the time limit but I had completely stopped caring-this had turned into a damn good piece of writing. WARNING: I will probably never update this. UPDATED WARNING: I will never update this.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-21-05 - Published: 7-21-0538. Mission Accomplished reviewsI can think of nothing more qualified to be called drama.War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-2-05 - Published: 7-2-0539. Something Offensive reviewsAn explanation is impossible. Just read it. I was bored, okay?Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-14-05 - Published: 6-14-0540. The Soldier reviewsInspired by William Blake's "Laughing Song," even though it's absolutely nothing like it ## Sooner or later...War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 6-4-0541. Ecology reviewsA poem that amasses several haiku into one piece-so it's technically not a haiku. I don't necessarily agree with it, but it's good and dark, so I like it.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-22-05 - Published: 5-22-0542. Night reviewsWritten sometime within the past year or so, but that memory is hazy. A bit angsty I suppose, but good. I'm proud to say the imagery reminds me a little of Robert Frost.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-9-05 - Published: 5-9-0543. Satellite reviewsKind of an emo song, but the fact that the timing is cool/weird is kind of a redeeming factor, right? Good lyrics nonetheless. Just read it.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-1-05 - Published: 5-1-0544. Bow reviewsNot directed toward anyone in particular - it's just about inciting a revolution inside oneself.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-05 - Published: 4-24-0545. Red and Orange reviewsIt's a song whose chords popped into my head in an instant - - wrote some lyrics and voila # It's about power, and how it corrupts. I think.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-05 - Published: 4-17-0546. Seligo reviewsOne of the closest things to angst I'll ever write . . . but it's not really angst. Whatever. Just read it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-3-05 - Published: 3-3-0547. Romance on the Atomic Level reviews“I’m not sick, I’m just a high schooler.” ## The story of Mark, a sophomore, who stumbles upon the absurdity that is quantum mechanics and tries to apply them to life in general- particularly romance. Not so surprisingly, it’s a perfect fit.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-25-05 - Published: 2-25-0548. Spider Webs reviewsHard to summarize. It's about me.. that is to say, I wrote it about me.. But it's actually about life. I don't know; just read it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-31-05 - Published: 1-31-0549. Stories reviewsNot actually a story - just a short little poem. Something I wrote a while ago and just forgot about.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-25-04 - Published: 10-25-0450. leave reviewsNot sure what this means, but I like it. Very lyrical.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-25-04 - Published: 10-25-0451. Happy reviewsACTUALLY happy? No way! More dark stuff, alright! ## I tell you, it wasn't easy, but I managed to touch on commercialism, murder and the ozone layer, all the while talking about smiling whales and pink unicorns.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-7-04 - Published: 10-7-0452. Anti Horizon and the Fingerprint Skyline » reviewsA tribute. To rock in general, but also to the Sacramento, California scene where so much talent is centered. ## It’s about a group of kids from Sacramento who start a band...then attempt to 'get serious.' Naturally, chaos ensues.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-7-04 - Published: 9-13-0453. This is my white flag » reviewsCOMPLETE. A collection of songs I've written over the last few years. Find one you like and review.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-24-04 - Published: 7-23-0454. Erasable Pens Do Not Exist reviewsWow. This is beautiful, I must say. Read it, you'll enjoy it. I guarantee. ## It's about (what else) why erasable pens do not exist. It's another one of those poems whose profound meaning didn't come to until me after I wrote it.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-13-04 - Published: 9-13-0455. comets reviewsabout my brother. i've never written anything like this about him before, and it's a little abstract. it lacks a happy ending, to say the least.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-12-04 - Published: 9-12-0456. Rob a Kiss » reviewsCOMPLETE. Simply put, this is excellent fluff. I had this story's direction-scratch that, intention-down from the start, unlike many other stories I start. ## Rob forces himself to take action for his social life due to some strange circumstances...R&RGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,508 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-6-04 - Published: 9-22-0357. Silver Fire :: A Day of Crusades » reviewsRevolution grips the Elven and Oras empires as they wage unnecessary war. The Elvenking, requesting military aid from 'Underneath,' hides a lethal secret. But the biggest trouble is resonating from 1,200 years before, when a terrible mistake was made.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-23-04 - Published: 3-7-0458. Primer reviewsTo tell you where I got the idea wouldn't do it justice. I mean.. wow. This is good. It's about the past . . .Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-0459. Spite reviewsreal tempting, condescending, but i should tell you, you ain't got a clueSong - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 8-11-0460. From now on reviewsI tried writing angst, anyway ..it didn't work. This turned out dark, as usual. Like rogue pieces of clothing in the wrong load of laundry. Anyhoo, read it. It's still good.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-5-04 - Published: 8-5-0461. A Murder of Seraphim reviewsThis is about a long list of things-too long to put into a summary. Really good. Just read it.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-26-04 - Published: 7-26-0462. All Roads Lead to Rome reviewsAbout a man with a serious mental illness who can't tolerate being outside. No idea where this is going.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-23-04 - Published: 7-23-0463. Caliscio :: The Takeover » reviewsToo long has Caliscio stood by as his father grabs the world. Today he seizes control, and his plans leave no room for mercy. Prelude to Silver Fire. COMPLETEFantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-15-04 - Published: 7-2-0464. Ballad of the Nameless reviewsNot really a ballad, but it's about insanity, so I'm allowed to break the rules. Appears in The Takeover. So read the poem, then go read the story.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-9-04 - Published: 7-9-0465. Yours or Mine reviewsA terza rima sonnet. ## whose victory is it?General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-2-04 - Published: 7-2-0466. Aromatherapy Is Taking Over My Bathroom reviewsLike the title says.. .. It's just this poem I wrote one time and forgot about. I found it again and thought it was funny.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-18-04 - Published: 6-18-0467. Reparations reviewsplaying with sharp sentiment can cut to the boneGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-14-04 - Published: 6-14-0468. Defy the Context reviewsA metaphor about God.Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-11-04 - Published: 6-11-0469. The Carnival reviewsthe world is catching fire from too much frictionLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-24-04 - Published: 5-24-0470. Silver Fire :: Demons at War » reviewsA king. A country. The secrets that could bring it crashing to the ground...and everyone else who wants to see it happen. The newer version is "A Day of Crusades."Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-7-04 - Published: 12-22-0371. You Blend In reviewsHmm...not much that can describe this. I like it. I don't know where it came from (Well, I know it came from nowhere, does that count) Anyway. Read it. It's not hard.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-10-04 - Published: 2-10-0472. Divinity » reviewsNot sure if I'm ever going to finish this ## Herald is placed in exile and has a chance to redeem himself. Better summary inside, please R&RFantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-0373. Perfection's Sake reviewsA dark one for the ages. About betrayal, revenge, and Hell.Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-26-03 - Published: 10-26-0374. Equations are rituals reviewsApparently about school. Could you believe I didn't know what it was about after I wrote it?School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-3-03 - Published: 10-3-03