Age: Somewhere between 419 and 670. I lost track about 200 years ago. But you're probably wondering where exactly in your species pathetic life span I am living in. If you MUST KNOW, I'm a teenager. Or Am I? Mwahahahah...

Physical Description: Caucausian Male, a-bit-longer-then-Shoulder-Length Brown Hair, Blue Eyes, and these strange green tentacle things that are growing out of my head that I got after the Chernobyl Explosion. Or was it Three Mile Island? Oh, I can't remember anything.

Personality: First, you should know this is a self-evaluation. I had no one's help, so if I seem really 'too perfect' a person, that's probably not true. Anyways, I'm pretty double-sided. One side of me yearns to talk, laugh, and do stupid things like tell a joke while the other side is quiet, solitary, and somewhat depressed. I'm the nerd who swears consistently and rocks out on guitar. To make a long story short, I'm mildly eccentric.

Hobbies/Interests: Playing Electric Guitar and increasing my awareness of the Musical World and (of course) Writing. I also ponder about Love alot, and the ironic fact that people who have never been in Love want to be in Love so much, but after they fall in love, most of the time they figure out Love harbours alot more negative emotions then good ones.As you might of guessed, I also like writing, which I do if I have nothing really pressing to attend to.I also really like watching Movies, listening to Music, Eating, and Sleeping. Oh, and another thing you should know is that I'm a really big Trekkie, and I love Star Trek. More importantly, you should know that I'm not fond of Trekkie jokes, and I will put my veangeance swiftly in action on anyone that forgets. On top of that, I enjoy reading Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels and playing games on Playstation 2. Grand Theft Auto 3 is Fun! TheX-Files is an interesting TV show that I watch sometimes, and the Simpsons and Family Guy are really funny. Hehe, oh Yeah! Hehe, all Right! Gigedygigedygigedy!

Favorite Book: House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer. It's about clones and medical experimentation. Even if Sci-Fi isn't your thing, you'll like this book. The entire time I was reading, it had me at the edge of my... well, whatever I was sitting on!

Favorite Country: Get Ready for a Big Suprise Western Civilization: My Favorite Country is... Novaya Zemyla! It's a country north of Russia located in the Kara Sea. I've never actually been there, but the name is really cool and I like the shape of it on most Globes. My Favorite City is either London, England, or Victoria, Canada. Actually, I think I just like the place where I live, Canada. It's a happy place, and there is lots of happy people who live here. Oh and I don't live in Victoria, if that's what you're thinking. I live on the Canadian Mainland, and that's a big place so you'll never figure out where I live. Never, so don't bother trying to find me, you sick stalking people.

Favorite Music: Classic Rock. By that I mean Led Zeppelin, which is my Favorite Band of all Time, The Beatles and Pink Floyd,which were a big influence on Modern Music overall, Rush, which I think is something of a cross between Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd,and U2, which is still really big today, and is probably the most sucessful band of the present.On top of all that, I also like Supertramp, David Bowie, Cheap Trick, Eric Clapton, The Who and Jimi Hendrix, to name just a few.I also like Hard Rock which in my opinion includes Nirvana, Iron Maiden, the Ramones (Punk), Guns N' Roses, AC/DC, Van Halen, Black Sabbathand even perhaps Bon Jovi. Basically, I like Everything from Motley Crue to Mozart. I'm trying to widen the range of music I like so if you have any ideas of music I might like, please tell me. Because none of these are in the 'order' that I like them in, I have included a numerical list of my favorite bands.

Top 5 Favorite Bands/Artists:This is pretty self-explanatory. Here is a list of my 5 favorite bands as of writing this. It will always be changing, so if you're one of those creepystalking people or are one of thosepeople looking formusic I'd like for my Birthday, this is it. Note that inbrackets to the right of the Band/Artist is a sub-list ofsome ofmy favorite songs that theydo. See, it's so detailed.And note that it will usually strain me to figure out which ones go where, because there are many bands that deserve their place in this list.Look at that, I've just transformed a footnote from the Music Section into an entire area of it's own. Woah.

1. Led Zeppelin (Rock n' Roll, Over the Hills and Far Away, D'yer M'aker, Communication Breakdown)

2. Guns n' Roses (November Rain, Estranged, Welcome to the Jungle, Don't Cry, Sweet Child o'Mine)

3. Cheap Trick (Surrender, My Obsession, Say Goodbye, Dream Police, Auf Wiedhersen,)

4. Rush (Tom Sawyer, Spirit of Radio, Freewill, Closer to the Heart, Limelight)

5. David Bowie (Space Oddity, Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust, Ashes to Ashes, Fame)

Music I Dislike: There isn't really a broad genre of music I could say I hate, because every type of music has stuff thats awesome, and theres that stuff that makes excrement look good. But I would have to say that overall, I don't like modern music. Even U2 is going downhill now (Vertigo is so damn overrated!) and these new bands who think they are playing kickass rock n' roll are just screaming stuff about girls that they love, using sticks to make noise on things called drums, pretending they are cool by flicking back their hair and smashing beautiful guitars on quality amplifiers. I mean, what's with that? If you're so fuckin' good, why don't you play something that harbours skill? Have you ever seen Green Day's guitarist (Is it Armstrong or something? Whatever.) play something to rival Van Halen? Nope. There, I rest my case. Besides the new 'Rock' scene of the 2000's, I also hate Rap, or Hip-Hop shit. (Black Eyed Peas my Ass. No no no nooooo!Don't play this Song!)

Writing Style: I believe it to be a mixture of descriptive and narrative writing. I will include descriptions of characters/landscapes/buildings when they are a considerably big part of the story or chapter. However, I will not go ranting on with every detail, like who made the toast that a character in the far background is eating, unlike some shit book like Jane Eyre. I try to use an extensive variety of words in my stories to supplement the reader's intrest to the story, but I try not to let it outweigh the plot, which unfortunately I sometimes do. :( But anyways, read one of my stories and see for yourself!

Quotes I Made..........
"To wonder what is beyond the iron veil of Tommorow; Not a completely Smart Thing to do, because sometimes you end up being right."

"Some people have talent, others think they have talent, and some don't know they have a talent."

"Love is the fruit of existence. It is humanity's duty to make the world an orchard."

"Even the factor of impossibility doesn't warrant the right to give up."

"It's Easier to See When your Eyes are open."

"Love is an Emotion felt by many but Understood by Few."

"Stop Bitching about being Unattractive, it's me who has to Look at you all Day!"

"Anarchy, Anarchy! It's lots of Fun! Democracy and Order are on the Run!"

"Wallflower just isn't a good definition for me, you know? I think 'sociopath' has a much nicer ring to it!"

"Wow, that was the most fun I've had since doing something completely different."