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Author has written 15 stories for Humor, and Action. Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court. He shot his lawnmower. It disobeyed; it wouldn't start. Might makes right, it's the American way. They fined him sixty dollars and sent him on way. You know some people don't take no shit. Maybe if they did, they'd have half a brain left. ZOMG! MESSAGE ME ON AIM: IWANTURTO | |||||||||
1. High School Freshman Gary Coleman » reviewsGary Coleman is going back to school, and learning all the same lessons that a bad episode of Degrassi has to offer. Features a whopping zero characters that I created on my own!Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-29-06 - Published: 7-20-062. Dirty South Chronicles reviewsA whole bunch of short stories about events in the Dirty South! Now with Chapter 1: Bohemian, Rap CityHumor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-24-063. The Magus0 Complaint Book » reviewsAn In-working book of complaints about...uuh...stuff. I'm yet to get a bad review on this, so it must be better than your standard reality-like stuff! Please R&R! It's my most popular work!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 11-5-05 - Published: 10-4-034. The Trials of GasemThe Holy and Dark Knights come from the future to battle one another, and our dear friends Urto and Ewang are caught right in the middle of it all.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-16-05 - Published: 9-16-055. Pedro Gets Cox reviewsA short film script featuring a new Cox employee, a morbid boss, and of course Pedro.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-24-05 - Published: 7-24-056. Old Man Stories 7 reviewsOld Man gets a job at a cafeteria. Get ready for an explanation of over 3 different wars!Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-3-05 - Published: 5-3-057. The Great War Of Compton » reviewsCompton Man loved his country. Now at it's downfall, he will give up everything he loves to save it.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-26-04 - Published: 5-19-048. Billy Bonka And The Peanut Butter Cup Factory reviewsA parody (hardly) of a certain book/movie which I shall not name. Mine featurs Nazis, blood and gore.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-16-04 - Published: 5-16-049. Old Man Stories 6 reviewsOld Man tells stories to some lost kids at the airport.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-7-03 - Published: 10-7-0310. Old Man Stories 5 reviewsOld Man covers pornography and some other stuff too!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-6-03 - Published: 10-6-0311. The Day I Forgot To Take Out The Trash reviewsOverdramitization of the day we know as garbage day.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-4-03 - Published: 10-4-0312. Old Man Stories 3 reviewsOld Man subs for a chemistry teacher...Hitler jokes are unavoidable!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-3-03 - Published: 10-3-0313. The Will Of Magus0 reviewsMy completly voluntary will.Honest!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-3-03 - Published: 10-3-0314. Old Man Stories 1 reviewsOld Man introduces himself and gives you your 1st story...and a headache!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-3-03 - Published: 10-3-0315. The Princess Of Purple My Autobiography reviewsBoy turned woman by Bill CosbyHumor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-3-03 - Published: 10-3-03
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