I'm a young Southern writer. I have a day job, and it's writing. At night, when I'm not writing for my day job, I write some more. I take my coffee black.

If there's anything else you want to know, AIM me at staplegunsamurai. I might even tell you. 

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1. your hands know bones

Wrote this at four in the morning. Iambic pentameter, crusade metaphors, stilted meter. All the ingredients of 16th century success are here to stay.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 11-30-07

2. cold babies » reviews

Very long love poem, updated in segments. All about selling out, because selling out is awesome. EDIT: And the way this site screwed up my formatting is not.

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 6-3-07

3. poem for anne reviews

poem for a dead poet, take two. i recoil in horror from what this site does to my formatting.

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 6-5-07

4. starme reviews

let's hear it for love, passion, and astronomy!

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 6-3-07

5. bed poem reviews

another love poem, oh what a surprise.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 6-3-07

6. an aubade long after the world should have ended reviews

God! Gone for too long!

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-21-06 - Published: 6-21-06

7. The King's Might » reviews

One outcast must be a messiah for an unwilling land. Chapter four up-oh, and don't trust that note.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-21-06 - Published: 6-17-06

8. welfare del sole reviews

The thought of what America would be like if the classics were in wide circulation troubles my sleep too, Mr. Pound.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-06 - Published: 6-18-06

9. aubade after the last night on earth reviews

I flatter myself this is one of my better poems. Until the ending, at least.

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-13-06 - Published: 6-13-06

10. romulus, tamed

sorry, let's try this again.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-13-06 - Published: 6-13-06

11. Not Another Vampire Novel » reviews

Emo kid vampires, funny accents, and sadly adorable exorcists abound in this tale of lust, laundered money, and teenage goth girls with horrible typing skills. WARNING: This story probably makes fun of you and your stereotype. CHAPTER 3 up, finally.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 8-7-05

12. X, An Apocryphal Hymnal reviews

Somewhat surreal poem loosely about the second coming of King Arthur, and the time between that and the old Arthurian legends. Owes something to TS Eliot.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-13-04 - Published: 2-13-04