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Author has written 86 stories for Thriller, Fantasy, Fantasy, Action, Humor, Young Adult, Life, General, Love, Humor, Song, Work, Nature, Religion, and Play. Updated Biography Page --- 09/08/06 --- I update my profile every six months or so.. Age - 18. My favourite authors are: Matthew Reilly My latest endeavor is "Sketchy", which is a series of sketches. Right now, i've chalked it down to have a 10-part run. It will definetely go to 10, but whether is will go beyond or not is still undecided. I guess it depends on the opinions of the fictionpress community. If i get a really positive response, with people actually requesting more, i might try and extend the run to 12, 16, or 20. In fact, i'll do you a deal. I will try and give a new sketch forevery three reviews i get. So the number of chapters will always be at least one third of the number of reviews. After a few months break, i'm back to writing quite a bit more recently. I don't know how long it will last, but i shall ride it as long as it does. New pieces will be going up on average once every few days. Saxon ps. If you're interested in being updated about what i'm doing writing-wise, feel free to hunt me down at http://djsaxon2-fp.greatestjournal.com/- its a blog that details my projects and progress. It shall be entirely public, so anyone can view. | |||||||||
1. The Increasingly Lovely Poem Collection » reviewsA four-part series of poems, entitled: Oh Pretty Cactus, Oh Lemon Cake, Ode To A Fictitious Submarine and Armadillo. I take an original concept and then whack it with a stick until it's unrecognisably awful. Bonus fifth part, "Oh Tenty" added.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 8-13-062. Lovesong To A Girl I've Not Yet Met reviewsSo erupt, i'll be waiting at the bottomFor your warmth to wash over me To be performed with countryblues style twang only! ONLY! Enjoy!Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 8-21-063. A Director And A Crab reviewsA short, surreal play about less than nothing. It is painfully awkward and incredibly confusing. Avoid at all costs. Incidents of crab-mentioning.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 8-21-064. The Day I Died reviewsYou are no-one.Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-8-065. The Screen reviewsA man falls in love with a woman he sees on TV.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-8-066. Peak Night reviewsA poem with pretty scenery and a bit of nice romance.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-8-067. Datebook Retrospective reviewsFlicking through an old datebook brought back some memories.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-8-068. Tapestry reviewsAbout destiny!Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-8-069. Rubble reviewsSee you in the next life.Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-0610. Winterbloom Boxes reviewsSometimes I just write anything to try and get myself going, creatively. I usually throw them away, but this one turned out with awesome imagery and i couldn't bring myself to get rid of it. Enjoy!Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-0611. Glow reviewsA short and sweet four-liner, i really like this one. Reviews are appreciated, and its a very quick read!Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-0612. Hospital Song reviewsIt took a car crash to get your attention.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-0613. Elevator To The Roof »This short collection is about sort of finding a new lease on life - or at least getting your life balanced again, both through your own resources and through the help of others. Reviews are very much appreciated.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-0614. Diamond Throne » reviewsA short collection exploring the effect the modern trend of career over family. Also dips into people losing themselves in who they project at work.Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-19-06 - Published: 4-19-0615. Claustrophobia reviewsI awoke again with blood on my hands / She was lying there, she was motionless / I swear I didn’t pull the trigger, / I don't understand.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-0616. Complex reviewsAnd I seek absolution / For all that i've done.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 4-17-0617. The Irony Of Light reviewsNot your typical love poem, this is more about feeling love but knowing it shouldn't be there, and that it has to go. Written ages ago, recently dug it up, it is still good though.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-16-06 - Published: 4-16-0618. A Desire To Have Is Killed By A Desire To Be reviewsAnd in a way, i wish i was like you..Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-06 - Published: 4-6-0619. 11 The End And The Orb reviewsThe last song on the concept album, Orb In A Storm. Although it goes last, i wrote this first, and is one of my favourites, along with Perpetual Sleep. Reviews are very much wanted and will be appreciated.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-5-06 - Published: 4-5-0620. 10 24 Minus 19 Equals HappyFaceSong 10 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Sorry about the odd title, again.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-5-06 - Published: 4-5-0621. 09 Retrace?Song 09 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-5-06 - Published: 4-5-0622. 08 Perpetual Sleep reviewsSong 08 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy! This is one of my favourites, reviews are really wanted for this one.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-4-06 - Published: 4-4-0623. 07 I'm Not SorrySong 07 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. The sister song of I'm Sorry. Enjoy!Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-4-06 - Published: 4-4-0624. 06 It's A Sports TermSong 06 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Sorry about the odd title!Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-4-06 - Published: 4-4-0625. 05 I'm SorrySong 03 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. This is the sister song of I'm Not Sorry. Enjoy!Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 4-1-0626. 04 KalableoSong 04 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Kalableo means shimmer. Enjoy!Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 4-1-0627. 03 What Just Happened?Song 03 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy!Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 4-1-0628. 02 Cat In The DoorwaySong 02 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy!Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 4-1-0629. 01 JigsawPrequelSong 01 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. This is, obviously, part one. It is a concept album.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 4-1-0630. Simple Gestures reviewsEver noticed how a few kind words can go a long way?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 3-4-0631. My Life As A Fish Tank reviewsThe bottle is slippery, my will is weak / And now the illness is starting to creep.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 3-4-0632. Halfmoon Rising reviewsI can almost see you, in the light.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 3-4-0633. I Added You To My To Do List reviewsSouls entwined, unfettered and young.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 2-5-0634. Shut UpEasy Sleep reviewsJust shut up, I love you.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 2-5-0635. Sketchy » reviewsA series of short and long sketches, written in the vein of Monty Python and The Sketch Show. Sketch 8 is now up: CK Sketch.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 1-13-0636. Silent Hearts & Fire And Rain » reviewsAbout silent yearning staying just that, and then about why i don't think it can, or should.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-28-06 - Published: 8-16-0537. The Memories Of Michael reviewsNot your typical humour. Yes, it does have some jokes in it, and one half of the double meaning is a joke, but i hope there's a shred of something else. I reccomend this! Slight coarse language and mild insinuated violence towards animals.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-28-06 - Published: 1-28-0638. The Fire reviewsShort poem about love and beauty. I highly reccomend it, but i wrote it, didn't I.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 1-13-0639. Tell Me reviewsTell me I make each day.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-2-06 - Published: 1-2-0640. A Dog Called Lonliness reviewsThe old 'pet called feeling' formula, i've never used it before. Result turned out well though, imagine this in a log cabin in the snow.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-2-06 - Published: 1-2-0641. Sorrowful Tunes reviewsNot as sorrowful as the title suggests, but DEFINETELY some of my best work. If you're going to read any of my December stuff, please read this. It looks long, but it's worth it. And i have low, low self-esteem, so you know its good for me to be raving.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-21-05 - Published: 12-21-0542. Christmas Lights reviewsLess cheerful than the title indicates - more of a pondering on permanent mental images of certain times that greatly affect people.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-21-05 - Published: 12-21-0543. My Jacket reviewsOne of those short-but-sweet to the point poems. I love this type of poem, but you can only do them so often or they get tiresome. However, this is only my second or third, so hooray for me.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-21-05 - Published: 12-21-0544. Pony reviewsA song about the loss of innocence, symbolised by a big frozen pony.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 10-27-0545. Sarah reviewsSarah was someone very, very close to me in my childhood, so this is sort of looking back. To be played with Acousitc Guitar only.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-26-05 - Published: 10-26-0546. The Patterns On Your Soul reviewsThe patterns on someone's soul are open to interpretation. Sometimes you read them the way you want to see them.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-23-05 - Published: 10-23-0547. Room For One reviewsThis is about something that i've discovered - sometime's a person's head is just too full to take on another's life. Some of my best work.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-20-05 - Published: 10-20-0548. Make Like Snails reviews"I can't lay next to you, if you won't lay down"Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-20-05 - Published: 10-20-0549. Wrapped Up, Burnt Out reviewsWritten loosely based on the fact that a friend of mine has been given an opportunity, and just my plea that she not let it change her.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-20-05 - Published: 10-20-0550. The Doctor reviewsAnother poem mentioning the doctor. This is basically about trying to let go and move on with your life after tragedy. Enjoy. Reviews are appreciated.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-14-05 - Published: 10-14-0551. Reflections reviewsBasically about the person you are versus the person others see. Reviews are appreciated.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-14-05 - Published: 10-14-0552. Give Me My Hat reviewsAn enjoyable little poem about a very violent and apathetic man.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-10-05 - Published: 10-10-0553. I Refuse To Stop The Madness reviewsIt could be a song, it could be a poem. Basically this piece questions the sanity of the way i act, while explaining myself to myself. I like it, and i don't like too much of my own work. So enjoy.Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-10-05 - Published: 10-10-0554. Dear You reviewsA girl reflects through a letter she got from a former love, three years ago.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-5-05 - Published: 10-5-0555. AutoResponder And I reviewsWritten in about 90 seconds to a friend of mine, for him to find when he awakes and looks at any messages he may have got overnight. Good read.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 8-30-0556. Puris Omnia Pura reviewsBased on the proverb " To The Pure All Things Are Pure", or in latin, Puris Omnia Pura. Good poem in my opinion. A boy wanders a park alone at 12am.. but he's not entirely alone.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-20-05 - Published: 8-20-0557. The Parlour Bare reviewsThe Parlour Bare.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-18-05 - Published: 8-18-0558. Ciel » reviewsA project i've picked up after a little time on the draft shelf. A thriller about love, obession, and science. Reasonably graphic violence, i've upgraded the rating from 13+ to 16+. Reviews are always appreciated.Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-16-05 - Published: 8-13-0559. Community Spirit reviewsA very good story that you should read, because it's very good. I recorded it at 4am on my voice-recorder. First of a three part series.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 8-15-0560. Come With Me reviewsShort, sweet, simple poem.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-14-05 - Published: 8-14-0561. The Very Short And Silly Song reviewsA song. I realise as a song, this should go in the song section, but this sort of crap belongs in the poetry section about as much as a walking, talking lamp belongs in a very large piece of industiial piping, doing the can-can.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-13-05 - Published: 8-13-0562. Break My Back reviewsGood poem, bad time a few months ago. I suggest you read it. Or hey don't. But you'll never know what you missed..Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-30-05 - Published: 6-30-0563. O, Moolah reviewsA little short article about how i would spend money if i had a lot of it. Not very good, and certainly not worth reading. So, go on. Prove me wrong. You know you wanna. Rated for ironic bashing themes.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-28-05 - Published: 2-28-0564. To NoOne Real reviewsUh, it's a poem. The optimistic side of death, i guess..General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-8-05 - Published: 2-8-0565. A Series Of Implausible Events » reviewsThe long awaited fifth part of The Series Of Implausible Events series. I'd like to warn that the story is in no way a parody of Lemony Snicket, i just plaugrised his spiffy name. Please Read and Review.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-27-05 - Published: 12-20-0466. Teh Convergance Of Life And The Internet reviewsBased on the premise that walking, talking chat untis could be remotely controlled, this is a tale of a girl, a boy, and how he patronises and hates her.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-23-04 - Published: 12-23-0467. Things That Annoy Me » reviewsBasically, another one of my guides. Purely for my benefit. Its like therapy, but free. Please read and review. Update: The long-awaited Third Chapter now up. Enjoy.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-23-04 - Published: 10-25-0468. Dying Tickles! » reviewsThats Right. I'm back. Eight short, short stories with no sense or redeeming value whatsoever. R/R.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 10-26-04 - Published: 2-6-0469. Why Toucans Cant Exist reviewsA short write-up on why and how i made it physically impossible for toucans to exist. Full of flaws and holes, but hey. You're in humour, you're not going for quality here.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-0470. What Not To Do With Jelly Crystals » reviewsBased on a true story. A man. Some water. A Box of jelly crystals. And a complete lack of common sense. Sure, it may endanger some people, but damn if it isnt fun. FINAL CHAPTER UP.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-8-04 - Published: 10-6-0471. Saxons Mildly Amusing Songs! » reviewsSongies! These are for the easily amused, or bored. There is now about 4 or 5 of them, so enjoy. And they're very short for those of you with no attention span. Please R/R!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-4-04 - Published: 5-10-0472. Hired: KILLERS » reviewsAbout Angel and Melbourne, two beings who will kill for cash... please r/r. If you review my stuff, i will yours. Part 2 Now Up!Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 10-27-0373. YAY FOR PURPLE! parts 1 & 2 now up » reviewsA piece of paper. A lime. Innocent enough on their own, but when combined, they become PAPER CUTS AND CITRUS JUICE please r/rHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 2-11-0474. Five Years reviewsSomething that would play over and over in my head but i never quite got right. One day, i got it right. The title references how long it took (about).Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-13-04 - Published: 4-13-0475. The Five Chickens Of The Apocolypse reviewsYes, it is what the title suggests. This is story of the end of the world being brought around by the five chickens: War, Hunger, Famine, Pestilence and their good friend Clarence. Please R/RHumor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-29-04 - Published: 3-29-0476. The Shed reviewsHey guys, I'm writing something serious for a change! Okay...This is a story about a girl, at a funeral, and the events that led up to her being there. 'Tis a very early work of mine and I'm sure quite amatuer, but I like it so READ ON PEOPLE!Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-22-04 - Published: 3-22-0477. The Giant Monkey And The Copyright Infringement! reviewsContains a pony, a gaint monkey, special guests Three Dog Night, and singing and dancing routined! PLZ R/R Hooray For Everything!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-22-04 - Published: 3-22-0478. THE MIDAS TOUCH except with lemons reviewsA man with a terrible gypsy curse... everything he touches turns to lemons! Except latex. He's cool with Latex.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-15-04 - Published: 2-15-0479. Conspiracy on how Conspiracy Therories are made! reviewsYAY! Conspiracy Number 5 for me and this one is te best so far. If you like JET PACK WEARING, PSYCHIC, INVISIBLE PENGUINS, come here!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-12-04 - Published: 2-12-0480. More things i know but wish i didn't! reviewsYaY! my second thing of this is now up, and its more tragic than ever before! please r/r.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-12-04 - Published: 2-12-0481. Alarm Clocks will bring around the Apocolypse! reviewsHow evil alarm clocks will bring the end of the world as we know it. Cheeky monkeys!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-10-04 - Published: 2-10-0482. Conspiracies Apples will take o'er the world! reviewsConspiracy Theory #3, for me. Apples CAN AND WILL take over the world. Find out how by reading this. Theres nothing you can do... its inevitable... plz r/rHumor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-9-04 - Published: 2-9-0483. Things I Know But Wish I Didn't reviewsDennis, there's some lovely filth down here... (if you don't think jesus is a hippie, don't read this)Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-6-04 - Published: 2-6-0484. GLOVES: Ending 1 reviewsThis is the long-awaited sequel to the GLOVES prologue...well one of them, anyway. tony gets mugged after not being picked up after work, but the muggers leave something behind. And they'll kill him to get it back...i am no good at summaries, but the storAction - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-4-03 - Published: 11-4-0385. The Black Dragon reviewsThis is the FIRST EVER thing OF ANYTHING. My very first piece of proper writing, and my first poem. I like it and if you don't, then you probably wouldn't like me.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-18-03 - Published: 10-18-0386. Gloves Prologue reviewsMore of a crime book really. If i get 3 reveiws asking for more, i'll post the first half dozen pages for y'all. i hope i get the chance.Thriller - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-18-03 - Published: 10-18-03
