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1. The Increasingly Lovely Poem Collection » reviews

A four-part series of poems, entitled: Oh Pretty Cactus, Oh Lemon Cake, Ode To A Fictitious Submarine and Armadillo. I take an original concept and then whack it with a stick until it's unrecognisably awful. Bonus fifth part, "Oh Tenty" added.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 8-13-06

2. Lovesong To A Girl I've Not Yet Met reviews

So erupt, i'll be waiting at the bottomFor your warmth to wash over me To be performed with countryblues style twang only! ONLY! Enjoy!

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-06 - Complete

3. A Director And A Crab reviews

A short, surreal play about less than nothing. It is painfully awkward and incredibly confusing. Avoid at all costs. Incidents of crab-mentioning.

Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-21-06

4. The Day I Died reviews

You are no-one.

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-8-06

5. The Screen reviews

A man falls in love with a woman he sees on TV.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-06

6. Peak Night reviews

A poem with pretty scenery and a bit of nice romance.

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-8-06

7. Datebook Retrospective reviews

Flicking through an old datebook brought back some memories.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-06

8. Tapestry reviews

About destiny!

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-06

9. Rubble reviews

See you in the next life.

Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-7-06

10. Winterbloom Boxes reviews

Sometimes I just write anything to try and get myself going, creatively. I usually throw them away, but this one turned out with awesome imagery and i couldn't bring myself to get rid of it. Enjoy!

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-7-06

11. Glow reviews

A short and sweet four-liner, i really like this one. Reviews are appreciated, and its a very quick read!

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-06

12. Hospital Song reviews

It took a car crash to get your attention.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-7-06

13. Elevator To The Roof »

This short collection is about sort of finding a new lease on life - or at least getting your life balanced again, both through your own resources and through the help of others. Reviews are very much appreciated.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 291 - Published: 8-7-06

14. Diamond Throne » reviews

A short collection exploring the effect the modern trend of career over family. Also dips into people losing themselves in who they project at work.

Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-19-06

15. Claustrophobia reviews

I awoke again with blood on my hands / She was lying there, she was motionless / I swear I didn't pull the trigger, / I don't understand.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-17-06

16. Complex reviews

And I seek absolution / For all that i've done.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-06

17. The Irony Of Light reviews

Not your typical love poem, this is more about feeling love but knowing it shouldn't be there, and that it has to go. Written ages ago, recently dug it up, it is still good though.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-06

18. A Desire To Have Is Killed By A Desire To Be reviews

And in a way, i wish i was like you..

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-06

19. 11 The End And The Orb reviews

The last song on the concept album, Orb In A Storm. Although it goes last, i wrote this first, and is one of my favourites, along with Perpetual Sleep. Reviews are very much wanted and will be appreciated.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-06

20. 10 24 Minus 19 Equals HappyFace

Song 10 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Sorry about the odd title, again.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Published: 4-5-06

21. 09 Retrace?

Song 09 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 4-5-06

22. 08 Perpetual Sleep reviews

Song 08 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy! This is one of my favourites, reviews are really wanted for this one.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-06

23. 07 I'm Not Sorry

Song 07 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. The sister song of I'm Sorry. Enjoy!

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Published: 4-4-06

24. 06 It's A Sports Term

Song 06 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Sorry about the odd title!

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 4-4-06

25. 05 I'm Sorry

Song 03 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. This is the sister song of I'm Not Sorry. Enjoy!

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 4-1-06

26. 04 Kalableo

Song 04 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Kalableo means shimmer. Enjoy!

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 4-1-06

27. 03 What Just Happened?

Song 03 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy!

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Published: 4-1-06

28. 02 Cat In The Doorway

Song 02 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. It's a relationship-based concept album. Enjoy!

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 4-1-06

29. 01 JigsawPrequel

Song 01 of 11 on the lyrics only so far album, Orb In A Storm. This is, obviously, part one. It is a concept album.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Published: 4-1-06

30. Simple Gestures reviews

Ever noticed how a few kind words can go a long way?

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-4-06

31. My Life As A Fish Tank reviews

The bottle is slippery, my will is weak / And now the illness is starting to creep.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-4-06

32. Halfmoon Rising reviews

I can almost see you, in the light.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-06

33. I Added You To My To Do List reviews

Souls entwined, unfettered and young.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-5-06

34. Shut UpEasy Sleep reviews

Just shut up, I love you.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-5-06

35. Sketchy » reviews

A series of short and long sketches, written in the vein of Monty Python and The Sketch Show. Sketch 8 is now up: CK Sketch.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 1-13-06

36. Silent Hearts & Fire And Rain » reviews

About silent yearning staying just that, and then about why i don't think it can, or should.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-28-06 - Published: 8-16-05

37. The Memories Of Michael reviews

Not your typical humour. Yes, it does have some jokes in it, and one half of the double meaning is a joke, but i hope there's a shred of something else. I reccomend this! Slight coarse language and mild insinuated violence towards animals.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-06

38. The Fire reviews

Short poem about love and beauty. I highly reccomend it, but i wrote it, didn't I.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-06

39. Tell Me reviews

Tell me I make each day.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-06

40. A Dog Called Lonliness reviews

The old 'pet called feeling' formula, i've never used it before. Result turned out well though, imagine this in a log cabin in the snow.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-06

41. Sorrowful Tunes reviews

Not as sorrowful as the title suggests, but DEFINETELY some of my best work. If you're going to read any of my December stuff, please read this. It looks long, but it's worth it. And i have low, low self-esteem, so you know its good for me to be raving.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-21-05

42. Christmas Lights reviews

Less cheerful than the title indicates - more of a pondering on permanent mental images of certain times that greatly affect people.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-21-05

43. My Jacket reviews

One of those short-but-sweet to the point poems. I love this type of poem, but you can only do them so often or they get tiresome. However, this is only my second or third, so hooray for me.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-05

44. Pony reviews

A song about the loss of innocence, symbolised by a big frozen pony.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-27-05

45. Sarah reviews

Sarah was someone very, very close to me in my childhood, so this is sort of looking back. To be played with Acousitc Guitar only.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-26-05

46. The Patterns On Your Soul reviews

The patterns on someone's soul are open to interpretation. Sometimes you read them the way you want to see them.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-05

47. Room For One reviews

This is about something that i've discovered - sometime's a person's head is just too full to take on another's life. Some of my best work.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-20-05

48. Make Like Snails reviews

"I can't lay next to you, if you won't lay down"

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-20-05

49. Wrapped Up, Burnt Out reviews

Written loosely based on the fact that a friend of mine has been given an opportunity, and just my plea that she not let it change her.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-20-05

50. The Doctor reviews

Another poem mentioning the doctor. This is basically about trying to let go and move on with your life after tragedy. Enjoy. Reviews are appreciated.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-05

51. Reflections reviews

Basically about the person you are versus the person others see. Reviews are appreciated.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-14-05

52. Give Me My Hat reviews

An enjoyable little poem about a very violent and apathetic man.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-05

53. I Refuse To Stop The Madness reviews

It could be a song, it could be a poem. Basically this piece questions the sanity of the way i act, while explaining myself to myself. I like it, and i don't like too much of my own work. So enjoy.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-05

54. Dear You reviews

A girl reflects through a letter she got from a former love, three years ago.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-05

55. AutoResponder And I reviews

Written in about 90 seconds to a friend of mine, for him to find when he awakes and looks at any messages he may have got overnight. Good read.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-05

56. Puris Omnia Pura reviews

Based on the proverb " To The Pure All Things Are Pure", or in latin, Puris Omnia Pura. Good poem in my opinion. A boy wanders a park alone at 12am.. but he's not entirely alone.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-20-05

57. The Parlour Bare reviews

The Parlour Bare.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-05

58. Ciel » reviews

A project i've picked up after a little time on the draft shelf. A thriller about love, obession, and science. Reasonably graphic violence, i've upgraded the rating from 13 to 16 . Reviews are always appreciated.

Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-16-05 - Published: 8-13-05

59. Community Spirit reviews

A very good story that you should read, because it's very good. I recorded it at 4am on my voice-recorder. First of a three part series.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-05

60. Come With Me reviews

Short, sweet, simple poem.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-14-05

61. The Very Short And Silly Song reviews

A song. I realise as a song, this should go in the song section, but this sort of crap belongs in the poetry section about as much as a walking, talking lamp belongs in a very large piece of industiial piping, doing the can-can.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-05

62. Break My Back reviews

Good poem, bad time a few months ago. I suggest you read it. Or hey don't. But you'll never know what you missed..

Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-30-05

63. O, Moolah reviews

A little short article about how i would spend money if i had a lot of it. Not very good, and certainly not worth reading. So, go on. Prove me wrong. You know you wanna. Rated for ironic bashing themes.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-05

64. To NoOne Real reviews

Uh, it's a poem. The optimistic side of death, i guess..

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-8-05

65. A Series Of Implausible Events » reviews

The long awaited fifth part of The Series Of Implausible Events series. I'd like to warn that the story is in no way a parody of Lemony Snicket, i just plaugrised his spiffy name. Please Read and Review.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-27-05 - Published: 12-20-04

66. Teh Convergance Of Life And The Internet reviews

Based on the premise that walking, talking chat untis could be remotely controlled, this is a tale of a girl, a boy, and how he patronises and hates her.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-23-04

67. Things That Annoy Me » reviews

Basically, another one of my guides. Purely for my benefit. Its like therapy, but free. Please read and review. Update: The long-awaited Third Chapter now up. Enjoy.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-23-04 - Published: 10-25-04

68. Dying Tickles! » reviews

Thats Right. I'm back. Eight short, short stories with no sense or redeeming value whatsoever. R/R.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-26-04 - Published: 2-6-04

69. Why Toucans Cant Exist reviews

A short write-up on why and how i made it physically impossible for toucans to exist. Full of flaws and holes, but hey. You're in humour, you're not going for quality here.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-15-04

70. What Not To Do With Jelly Crystals » reviews

Based on a true story. A man. Some water. A Box of jelly crystals. And a complete lack of common sense. Sure, it may endanger some people, but damn if it isnt fun. FINAL CHAPTER UP.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-8-04 - Published: 10-6-04

71. Saxons Mildly Amusing Songs! » reviews

Songies! These are for the easily amused, or bored. There is now about 4 or 5 of them, so enjoy. And they're very short for those of you with no attention span. Please R/R!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-4-04 - Published: 5-10-04

72. Hired: KILLERS » reviews

About Angel and Melbourne, two beings who will kill for cash... please r/r. If you review my stuff, i will yours. Part 2 Now Up!

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 10-27-03

73. YAY FOR PURPLE! parts 1 & 2 now up » reviews

A piece of paper. A lime. Innocent enough on their own, but when combined, they become PAPER CUTS AND CITRUS JUICE please r/r

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 2-11-04

74. Five Years reviews

Something that would play over and over in my head but i never quite got right. One day, i got it right. The title references how long it took (about).

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-13-04

75. The Five Chickens Of The Apocolypse reviews

Yes, it is what the title suggests. This is story of the end of the world being brought around by the five chickens: War, Hunger, Famine, Pestilence and their good friend Clarence. Please R/R

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-29-04

76. The Shed reviews

Hey guys, I'm writing something serious for a change! Okay...This is a story about a girl, at a funeral, and the events that led up to her being there. 'Tis a very early work of mine and I'm sure quite amatuer, but I like it so READ ON PEOPLE!

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-22-04

77. The Giant Monkey And The Copyright Infringement! reviews

Contains a pony, a gaint monkey, special guests Three Dog Night, and singing and dancing routined! PLZ R/R Hooray For Everything!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-22-04

78. THE MIDAS TOUCH except with lemons reviews

A man with a terrible gypsy curse... everything he touches turns to lemons! Except latex. He's cool with Latex.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-15-04

79. Conspiracy on how Conspiracy Therories are made! reviews

YAY! Conspiracy Number 5 for me and this one is te best so far. If you like JET PACK WEARING, PSYCHIC, INVISIBLE PENGUINS, come here!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-12-04

80. More things i know but wish i didn't! reviews

YaY! my second thing of this is now up, and its more tragic than ever before! please r/r.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-12-04

81. Alarm Clocks will bring around the Apocolypse! reviews

How evil alarm clocks will bring the end of the world as we know it. Cheeky monkeys!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-10-04

82. Conspiracies Apples will take o'er the world! reviews

Conspiracy Theory #3, for me. Apples CAN AND WILL take over the world. Find out how by reading this. Theres nothing you can do... its inevitable... plz r/r

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-9-04

83. Things I Know But Wish I Didn't reviews

Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here... (if you don't think jesus is a hippie, don't read this)

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-6-04

84. GLOVES: Ending 1 reviews

This is the long-awaited sequel to the GLOVES prologue...well one of them, anyway. tony gets mugged after not being picked up after work, but the muggers leave something behind. And they'll kill him to get it back...i am no good at summaries, but the stor

Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-03

85. The Black Dragon reviews

This is the FIRST EVER thing OF ANYTHING. My very first piece of proper writing, and my first poem. I like it and if you don't, then you probably wouldn't like me.

Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-18-03

86. Gloves Prologue reviews

More of a crime book really. If i get 3 reveiws asking for more, i'll post the first half dozen pages for y'all. i hope i get the chance.

Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-18-03