'Some friends become enemies, some friends become your family' Good Charlotte, Moving On

'I'm a writer. It's my job to sit on the computer in the middle of the night drinking cold coffee and writing utter garbage.' Me, at some point. Might have got it from a book or film or something.

'I know about real life because real life always smacks me in the face.' I think my mum said it.

'If these are the best years of our lives, I hate to think what the rest of it's going to be like.' Old and used by many.

'Travel to new places, meet interesting people...then kill them.' Something about war and recruiting. I wasn't really listening.

'Badger, badger, badger, badger...' Don't ask. Just...don't ask.