My name is L.E. Jones and I have a very strange sense of humor (not the kicking puppies type of strange, but the "can a vampire penis get hard" kind of strange).

I apparently like to write, hence the profile, and there for know how to read.

I am slightly dyslexic.

I hate movies made into books, and love books made into movies...

I am happily married to a man who can kill bird by simply throwing a knife towards it. Of course, he didn't mean to kill or hurt the bird... it was an accident. He apologizes for it.

That's about it...