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My name is C. Beyerle, and this is my little home on the Fiction Press land. As Dave Totoro or as C. Beyerle I write and publish stories both here and at my website ( http://davetotoro.mahoutsukai.net " target="_blank">davetotoro.mahoutsukai.net
). They tend to be mildly random, and often times obscure and ridiculous. But we can't all be perfect.

News

11/17/05 - Kayoto Chapter 2

11/16/05 - I forgot this was here. Time to update.

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Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. WalkWater » reviews

The mysterious secret agency WalkWater, not used since the disappearance of the dark force Monohyde thirteen years ago, reopens without a word to anyone - including the government that created it. Has the Monohyde returned? Or what?

Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 11-18-05

2. The Power of Cheese reviews

"The sequel to a book never written" - When one man returns after a trip to the Enlightened Planets to see his house mysteriously vanished, one has to ask themselves...what the hell?

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 11-18-05

3. Kayoto House of Glass » reviews

Kayoto, 13, is a mild-mannered young girl, typical of the rich upbringing of a member of the noble House of Glass. That is, until most of her family is found mysteriously dead and she and her father must find out why.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-12-05 - Published: 9-9-05

4. Six Degrees of Annie Cut Robespierre

A group of actors are attempting to put on a show the judges will like. Judges are ruining the world.

Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-26-05 - Published: 4-26-05

5. The Movie

A mystery in a mystery and some murders and a bad joke all bring together THE MOVIE.

Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-26-05 - Published: 4-26-05

6. Today Is Over Revelations

Two car theives contemplate theft moments before the world ends.

Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-26-05 - Published: 4-26-05

7. Auld Lang Syne reviews

When it's so easy to forget the past, why do we remember days of Auld Lang Syne?

Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-26-05 - Published: 4-26-05

8. Tomber Laid De Personnes reviews

Les aventures de deux adolescents et d'une tondeuse.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - French - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-1-05 - Published: 2-1-05

9. La Chat De Schrodinger

Les amis parle de la chat de Schrodinger.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - French - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-1-05 - Published: 2-1-05

10. The Simplest Explaination Schrodinger's Cat reviews

A complex question turns one group upside-down. Schrodinger's Cat.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-1-05 - Published: 2-1-05

11. Tripping An Ugly Stranger reviews

A few funny stories about a few hilarious people.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-05

12. On Her Majesty's Secret Room Service »

(4th in the Blowfish series) Young secret services Jake Goodwin, Chris Perry, and Paul - for whatever he is worth - are on the trail of Earnest Starving Blowfish, yet another notorious criminal with a plan for world domination.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-13-03 - Published: 11-13-03