ThE wOnDeRfUlLy BoRiNg WoRlD oF sPaTuLa-MaStEr

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POINTLESS INFORMATION

Real Name: Douglas Herrick
Nicknames: Doogie the Snail (courtesy of Dylan), Doogie le Escargo (adaptation by Rein), Frogboy (thanks to Dana *glare* lol) and Doogie-Princess (thanks for that one Jenn)
Age: 14
Birthdate: May 3, 1990 (if this doesn't coordinate with the age... hehe I'm just being lazy)
Location: Alberta, Canada

FAVORITES/FAVOURITES (hehe if you're British or US, take your pick of spelling)

Color: Blue, black and silver
Number: 8
Animal: Ocelot
Food: Sushi (especially barbequed eel)
Literature Genres: Poetry, Fantasy, Sci-Fi and Comedy
Movie/TV Genres: Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Comedy and really badly made horror movies... because they're funny
Books: His Dark Materials Trilogy (Phillip Pullman) and Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams... hehe same name)
Movies: Spirited Away, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Dude Where's My Car, The Fifth Element and anything Jay and Silent Bob
TV Shows: Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Clone High, Simpsons, One Tree Hill and Charmed
Bands: Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Out of Your Mouth, System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, Linkin Park, Vanessa Carlton/Michelle Branch (hehe guilty pleasure to the max), Godsmack, Finger Eleven and Billy Talent
Song: (changes often) Angel's Punishment by Lacuna Coil
Element: Hydrogen, hehe you were thinking the other way weren't you? I really don't know why I like Hydrogen... just do
(The Kind of) Element (You Were Thinking): Water
Mythical Creature: Pheonix
Mythological Character: Artemis (also known as Diana)
Make of Shirts: Hurley
Make of Pants: anything baggy hehe
Make of Underwear: Why on Earth would you care about that? SICKO hehe... boy, I really need something to fill up my day.
Color of Eyes: Green, Hazel or... Amber... which is really rare... if not nonexistant
Hair Color: brown, black or brown with blond streaks
Flower: Iris
Burn: Your mom
People: Those who give me reviews

Okay, that's enough totally random stupid stuff. Now to stuff you may or may not care about; News!!!!!

NEWS

October 23rd, 2004

Well... *whistles* it's been a while...

I couldn't get on my account forEVER but finally it's beginning to work so you can expect a more constant stream of updates beginning with my first half-decent free verse titled "Off in the Darkest Corner". I wrote this one when I was feeling a little down, I hope it's not too whiney. Anyway, time to go to sleep for the Spatula, I'll see you all later! Thanks for bothering to view my slice of paradise!
~Spatula Master~