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since: 10-27-03, id: 380336, Profile Updated: 07-21-09
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 10 stories for Young Adult, Humor, General, Action, and Sci-Fi.

James Michael Collins

nicknames: "Jam," "Grasshopper," "Robin," "the professor" and unfortunately "Treacle"

London, England

Maintainence Engineer (by day)

Sci-fi, comedy writer

Does: Aikido, Japanese visual culture (anime, manga etc), sketching, computers,

Doesn't do: flamers (people whose only talent is criticising others), marmite, and cringe-worthy films like american Pie.)

:P Review me, I'll review you. Kinda a rule for myself. It's simply manners, right?

Everything I've written apart from Destroyer Genesis is real old, like, from when I just started writing, so please just let that stuff slide... :P

Quotes

sensei: can you cash a cheque for me please?

barlady: how big is it?

Me: 'bout this big?

barlady: ugh...

me: you have taught me well, sensei

sensei: too well.

sensei: can i have a pint?

barman gives pint

sensei: think you could fit a whisky in there?

barman: oh, yes, sir

sensei: then put more bloody beer in

(more to come ;) )

Agent England is a collaboration with Tally Cameron who was a pleasure to write with and is ultra-talented. It'd be well worth having a read over her works.

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1. Destroyer Genesis » reviews
If you could change reality, what would you do? In a foolish attempt to seize a new weapon, the governments of the world have created people beyond their control... criticism welcome
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 1-14-09
2. Goldilocks the Chav reviews
A parody of the folklore tale of Goldilocks the Chav, with Goldilocks beign more accurately portrayed as the villain of the piece!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 2-15-07
3. Mechanoid Five » reviews
Mechanoid Five is the last of his kind, half man half machine, and the only one to have a soul. His awesome attack power won't be enough to get him through the next few days though...he will need his soul.
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 4-18-06
4. The Superheroes Shed reviews
Superheroes with stupid powers and even worse villains, what more humour could you need?
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-18-06 - Published: 4-18-06
5. The Truly Evil Plans of Sinister McMad » reviews
Dr. Sinister McMad has global domination on his horizons, but if the chance for random violence and mayhem crops up he will relent-for a while at least...
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 11-22-05
6. My Rough Days reviews
A series of bad days and events that plague my life. the humour is from my own analysis of the situation...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-27-05 - Published: 4-27-05
7. Bookhanded reviews
Mathematical encyclopaedias are dangerous!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-05
8. A Superheroes convention reviews
A superheroes convention Concise
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-05
9. Agent England reviews
This is a collaboration work with Innocent Harbinger of Doom, Tally Cameron. A spy story.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-05
10. Failure reviews
Tom faces bad grades, what will he do?
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-19-04 - Published: 10-19-04
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