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Author has written 10 stories for Young Adult, Humor, General, Action, and Sci-Fi. James Michael Collins nicknames: "Jam," "Grasshopper," "Robin," "the professor" and unfortunately "Treacle" London, England Maintainence Engineer (by day) Sci-fi, comedy writer Does: Aikido, Japanese visual culture (anime, manga etc), sketching, computers, Doesn't do: flamers (people whose only talent is criticising others), marmite, and cringe-worthy films like american Pie.) :P Review me, I'll review you. Kinda a rule for myself. It's simply manners, right? Everything I've written apart from Destroyer Genesis is real old, like, from when I just started writing, so please just let that stuff slide... :P Quotes sensei: can you cash a cheque for me please? barlady: how big is it? Me: 'bout this big? barlady: ugh... me: you have taught me well, sensei sensei: too well. sensei: can i have a pint? barman gives pint sensei: think you could fit a whisky in there? barman: oh, yes, sir sensei: then put more bloody beer in (more to come ;) ) Agent England is a collaboration with Tally Cameron who was a pleasure to write with and is ultra-talented. It'd be well worth having a read over her works. | |||||||||
1. Destroyer Genesis » reviewsIf you could change reality, what would you do? In a foolish attempt to seize a new weapon, the governments of the world have created people beyond their control... criticism welcomeSci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 1-14-092. Goldilocks the Chav reviewsA parody of the folklore tale of Goldilocks the Chav, with Goldilocks beign more accurately portrayed as the villain of the piece!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 2-15-073. Mechanoid Five » reviewsMechanoid Five is the last of his kind, half man half machine, and the only one to have a soul. His awesome attack power won't be enough to get him through the next few days though...he will need his soul.Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 4-18-064. The Superheroes Shed reviewsSuperheroes with stupid powers and even worse villains, what more humour could you need?Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-18-06 - Published: 4-18-065. The Truly Evil Plans of Sinister McMad » reviewsDr. Sinister McMad has global domination on his horizons, but if the chance for random violence and mayhem crops up he will relent-for a while at least...Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 11-22-056. My Rough Days reviewsA series of bad days and events that plague my life. the humour is from my own analysis of the situation...Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-27-05 - Published: 4-27-057. Bookhanded reviewsMathematical encyclopaedias are dangerous!Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-058. A Superheroes convention reviewsA superheroes convention ConciseComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-059. Agent England reviewsThis is a collaboration work with Innocent Harbinger of Doom, Tally Cameron. A spy story.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-05