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| Greg M. Schumaker |
Author has written 81 stories for Thriller, Fantasy, Mystery, Life, Humor, Humor, Love, Sci-Fi, Nature, General, Politics, Religion, and General. I'm 18. I want to be Graham Greene. I love writing more than cherry
Tootsie Pops, which is quite a bit of love. I'm currently majoring in E-mail me, we can do lunch. "The Story of Gene Stoughton" is now available. http://www.cafepress.com/gregmschumaker | |||||||||
1. Scratch the Ice reviewsI’d rather just scratch the ice of brilliance...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-1-05 - Published: 12-1-052. A Poem for Billy Collins reviewsA tribute to the former poet laureate.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-053. Looking for Ghosts in Mirrors reviewsI expect some unfamiliar face to show up...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-054. To DivorceThe downfall of two marriages. One in a modern day small town. The other in a fictitious utopia based on Sir Thomas More's "Utopia: Book II."General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-22-05 - Published: 11-22-055. Deleting You reviewsI deleted you from my buddy list...Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-22-05 - Published: 11-22-056. It'll Never Stop reviewsInspired by snow.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-22-05 - Published: 11-22-057. Autumn Poem reviewsA smell of spices rises from the puddles...Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 10-6-058. George W Bush reviewsThis world is old and golden...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 10-6-059. I'm an Antonio reviewsInspired by 'The Merchant of Venice'Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 10-6-0510. I Don't Need Anybody reviewsI live by a new creed, by a new set of rules...Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 10-6-0511. Forgetful Without Reason reviewsOn the bridge, on the phone...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 10-6-0512. Sonnet reviewsMy one and only sonnet.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 10-6-0513. On the Sandbar reviewsRemembering the perfect last trip to the beach of the summer...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-28-0514. Gay Messiahs reviewsThere's a lot of them here tonight, singing along to Rufus Wainwright...Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-21-05 - Published: 8-21-0515. Down with Love! reviewsDown with love! Down with pain!Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-19-05 - Published: 8-19-0516. This Summer reviewsIt sometimes feels like a waterslide...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-13-05 - Published: 8-13-0517. Wardrobe reviewsI lived once, but now I just breath.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-13-05 - Published: 8-13-0518. Concerning Boredom reviewsTime is a hard thing to kill...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-13-05 - Published: 8-13-0519. Rufus reviewsThe story of a man with an amputation fetish who hears voices and cannot drink cold liquids.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-23-05 - Published: 7-23-0520. Ms Fabulous reviewsMy ode to girls with attitude.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 7-18-0521. Caution reviewsYou hit every yellow instead of green or red...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 7-18-0522. Beach Poem reviewsSometimes I do actually love Michigan.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 7-18-0523. The Papal Recipe for Redemption reviewsDon't take me seriously.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 7-18-0524. My Closet reviewsWhat's in my closet? What's in yours?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-13-05 - Published: 7-13-0525. Emily as a God reviewsA woman stumbles upon a mental patient who worships Emily Dickinson.Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-05 - Published: 7-5-0526. Double Negative reviewsEighteen years in Michigan and you'd write a poem about it too...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-24-0527. Always Searching reviewsAlways searching for something prolific, for something specific - apocalyptic.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-24-0528. Individual Results May Vary reviewsI prayed to God and got the earth...Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-24-0529. Nothing's Impossible reviewsIt's hard to hatch a scrambled egg...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 6-16-0530. Mrs Dalloway reviewsDon't we all want to be Clarissa?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-29-05 - Published: 5-29-0531. Driveway Philosophy reviewsI contemplated life once from the driveway on my back looking up...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-29-05 - Published: 5-29-0532. The Lost Weekend reviewsDrunken Friday, Saturday stoned, sober Sunday - euphoria dethroned.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-29-05 - Published: 5-29-0533. Sitcom Clarity reviewsHow great it would be to be handed that sitcom clarity...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-29-05 - Published: 5-29-0534. The Impromptu Escape Plan reviewsThe result of being stuck in a room with a nature writer raving about flannel shirts.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-29-05 - Published: 5-29-0535. Paranoid reviewsI think I have an overactive bladder, and sometimes my heart just won't slow...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-29-05 - Published: 5-29-0536. Candy Cigarettes reviewsDarth Vader dethroned...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 4-30-0537. The Backhand reviews"For to backhand the president gave him reason to descend"Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-21-05 - Published: 4-21-0538. Morning Wood reviewsAs highly inappropriate as it may seem...Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-21-05 - Published: 4-21-0539. QTips reviewsI hope my earwax didn't remember all those things that I said...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-21-05 - Published: 4-21-0540. The Aspiring Writer reviewsI just want to be Graham Greene in Versace...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-29-05 - Published: 3-29-0541. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder reviewsPurified water, cool mist humidifier...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-29-05 - Published: 3-29-0542. Moments of Loneliness reviewsThey mainly come at four AM and last until six...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-0543. Just Once reviewsLet me take too many of these pills just once.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-0544. The Poet reviewsCursed with the imagination of a poet, getting off to stop signs in the rain...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-0545. The Angry Athiest & Sorrowful Scientist reviewsSitting in a coffee shop, sipping her vodka, The Angry Atheist looked across the table and said to her friend...Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-0546. Everyday Porn reviewsEveryday Porn in the hallway. People kissing for all too see.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-0547. Finger Painting reviewsOne state, Two states, Red states, Blue states.Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-0548. The Truth about Time reviewsTime is but a Trojan horse assembled by the hands of man...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-0549. Concerning Poetry reviewsI'll write without structure when I please.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-0550. An Ode to Sunday reviewsSunday wouldn't be the same if it boasted another name.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-05 - Published: 3-6-0551. Sorry to Myself reviewsI'd like to apologize to someone I've offended, to someone I've wronged...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-6-05 - Published: 3-6-0552. My Letter to the WorldKim Jong-Il should pick up dance...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-6-05 - Published: 3-6-0553. Life According to Greg reviewsThe meaning of life may best be found in its own lack of definition.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-05 - Published: 3-6-0554. Eulogy to a Relationship Undefined reviewsI'm sorry that it's over before it started.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-6-05 - Published: 3-6-0555. My Blue PeriodIf Picasso had picked up a pencil...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-6-05 - Published: 3-6-0556. The Importance of Paper reviewsImagine a world sans paper or scroll...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-25-05 - Published: 2-25-0557. MeI'd like to apologize to those sitting up front.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-13-05 - Published: 2-13-0558. Observations of an American Youth reviewsThere came a day when I cut the carbs, but all I got was this lousy poem...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-12-05 - Published: 2-12-0559. Denial reviewsIt's a river in Egypt.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-6-05 - Published: 2-6-0560. If These Teacups Could TalkThey would speak of sleep and desire, Of sadness and of stress.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-30-05 - Published: 1-30-0561. Concerning Writer's Block Part Two reviewsWhose hand dealt these restraints?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-13-05 - Published: 1-13-0562. Something Epic reviewsWinter highlights the negative aspects of being human.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-11-05 - Published: 1-11-0563. Death of a Metrosexual reviews“How could this happen?” she asked painfully. “Who would do this? He was so young and hip.”Mystery - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-17-04 - Published: 12-17-0464. The Lucky OneSo you pulled your Rolex from a box of Cheerios...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 12-10-0465. The Holiday PoemDarwin left a square angel in the snow.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 12-7-0466. Concerning Writer's Block reviewsA eulogy.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-3-04 - Published: 12-3-0467. Everyday Alzheimer's reviewsThe looming conformity a conditional symptom.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-30-04 - Published: 11-30-0468. Second Revolution reviewsThe Prime Minister sends his regards.Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-22-04 - Published: 11-22-0469. Concerning the Future reviewsIt could happen.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-21-04 - Published: 11-21-0470. Second Hand Smoke reviewsProven deadlier than the source.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 11-16-0471. The Occasional UFO reviewsThe result of trying to sleep.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-7-04 - Published: 11-7-0472. See It My WayThe Beatles may not have said it best...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-4-04 - Published: 11-4-0473. Monday MorningThey said the fire killed Hope.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-4-04 - Published: 11-4-0474. OverlookingStanding over Grand Rapids.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-4-04 - Published: 11-4-0475. Untitled For Dramatic Purposes reviewsBreak free, embrace the freedom.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-4-04 - Published: 11-4-0476. Senior Confessions reviewsFrom a student who has seen it all.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-27-04 - Published: 10-27-0477. Binding LyricsA Poem of Fused SongLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-04 - Published: 10-4-0478. Cause for TherapyThe conception of a boy named Gene Stoughton.Mystery - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-04 - Published: 10-4-0479. TuesdayTuesday Palmer got John Cadogan addicted to Love...Mystery - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-22-04 - Published: 9-22-0480. A Forest of the Mind's Eye reviewsI stopped and enjoyed the scenery.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-04 - Published: 9-16-0481. Mercy Hughes reviewsFunny how an assignment based on 'Macbeth' written by a guy who loved 'Kill Bill' can turn out to be so funky. I bring you: the story of Mercy Huges.Thriller - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-04 - Published: 2-18-04
