IMPORTANT! my computer died, and with it, all my pre-written
chapters of MYSTS, ravenbound, and NYSM. i WILL be updating them
in a few days, but i lost many of my things (like my virus protection)
and i have to get a solid computer base back up and running before i
can think about writing again. sorry guys, but dont expect
anything new till the 25th.
Updated 9/20/05 for above notice. everything else stays the same.
new information, spell
checked-ness, and punctuation! I put this thing through Microsoft word
and it looked like gift-wrap with all the green and red lines.
A bit about me... you’re happier not knowing many of the things I’m
going to omit. First off, the rumors are true that I like to scare
small rabbits. They eat my garden dagnabit... I am a human male
approximately 18 years of age going through home schooling in the
frigid north we all know and love as Alaska.
In the summer time, it is a tourist trap... Thousands of thousands of people come clamoring up here with
Their; cameras, campers, satellite TV, and giant portable swimming
pools of doom. While they say their 'roughing it', I have never had
such luxuries that they say are 'the simple things'.
Anyway, they camp here, ruin the environment, and trip over each other
to see *gasp* 'gods country'. After they leave all their trash and cash
lying all over the place, they leave on their giant space-duck like
cruise ships, like locusts going from place to place, and come back
next year. I’m one of those people who pick up their garbage. Yes. I am
a janitor. But they don’t give me pokey sticks any more... they keep
coming back bloody ^______________^
My least favorite summary goes a little something like this:
Well hmm its about me and my friends in another world with no plot
whatsoever, blabla lame joke LOLZ I’m so funnyandyoushouldreview
omgiforgothespacesROXORZ!!!...
I think you get the point. They never tell you about the STORY; they
just inform you that ROXORZ is the new Woot. I pity them, I really
doooo, Because nothing can replace Woot.
My name is none of your business, but my Internet handle can be
everybody’s favorite toy. No it does not vibrate. *Glares at a certain
friend* you know who you are... MOVING ON!
i
have deleted all stories and poems that i am not curently working
on. this happend after i accidently added chapters one and two of
ravenbound to snippets of perspective on accident. granted sleep
deprivation had a role, but it will be easyer for me to work like
this. if anybody wants a specific poem or piece of work
re-instated, i will do so, but i doubt that there will be any cries of
indignation... none of the pieces i deleted were particularly liked.
Stories in progress:
Mysts of Pieradin
Formerly: the Mysts of Isanguard. Then someone reminded me that
Isanguard belonged to middle earth and Tolkien. I was so embarrassed!
Making such a monumental mistake as to steal Isanguard. But it is fixed
now, and while Isanguard is still a much spiffier name, I am content
with the new one. Because it is not listed in the dictionary of
imaginary places which is a full and comprehensive volume full of any
place you can think of and millions which you cant.
Chapter 6 is up, and you get to see a bit of background information
about Pieradin. I know that I promised villains, but they will be
showing themselves soon. It’s not what you might think. Yes Talia will
be a major character, but she will not be in the main story. As to
Corvin and Gelf... I think you can figure it out. I still fully intend
to kill a mime by the way ;) its just something that has to happen.
Issues of time travel were resolved, and some other issues are brought
into question. WHO LIKES BOOK!? I do, I’m thinking of making it a
staple of every plot chapter just to annoy Ragnar. And why is Corvin
there? Questions questions...
What you can expect next time: a few answers, some more questions, and
possibly a mime. The adventure starts and they finally choose a
direction for what road they will take.
Priority: high
Now you see me...
An experiment in a paranormal type setting. This one is kinda tricky to
write but ill get it down. It still has my eye, so ill update soon. The
next chapter is going to be long, but it’s only half-done. Don’t expect
it till the 18th at least, and I’m going to overhaul the main
story. Mainly, the first two chapters will be merged, and chapter
three will be expanded upon with greater detail. I looked at it
last night and I remember being REALLY tired when I wrote it, but I
think when its that confusing and a drunken hobo could do better, its
time for a fix…
Priority: medium
ravenbound
another
expiriment to see how well i can do in first person only. its not
good, heck, its not even satisfactory in my opinion, but the tale is
one that i have been cooking up for a while. maybe this will
replace all the fiction i just deleted...
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