What can I say? I write stuff. It isn't my life, but, then again, things happen in life that you just can't ignore. Anytime that I happen to see something particularly hilarious, I feel the need to share it. Therefore, many of these stories are about true stories with minor changes.

The other ones? Blah. School assignments, mainly. And yes, I do try to traumatize my teachers. It keeps them from asking me stuff during class so that I may sleep peacefully. Don't worry- I know that I'm not a particularly pleasent person.

What else to say...? I like video games and music. What kind of music? Er... Anything from my beloved Led Zeppelin to Delerium. What kind of games? Just about anything that isn't a sports game. I really suck at those. Absurdly suck.

What else...? I'm in University... In Canada... And I have many friends. Somehow. Beyond me how they deal with me- especially my room-mate. She's a sweetheart.

Oh, and don't worry- I don't really sound like this when I write. Otherwise, wouldn't it be bland and relatively boring? I try to avoid that.

Also, a warning: I write weirdly about weird things. Er... Yeah.

And I think that's about it. So... Bia! And have fun!

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1. Release

The dubbed "garbage" of the human race doesn't just disappear when you ignore it.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-21-06 - Published: 9-21-06

2. The Happy Librarian

A true story... Mostly. Sure, it's great to have a job- but why, for the love of god, did I have to work at a public library? A story about waiting for the day's end.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-30-06 - Published: 8-30-06

3. Clock Watcher » reviews

Another chapter, thanks to English speeches. Warning: Based upon a true story. In honour of a new school year approaching, here's a little ditty about the greatest threat to every student: math class. Let's waste time together.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 8-26-05

4. Black Feathers

Above the clouds, beyond the abyss, there is another world- another plain of existence. Angels and Demons enjoy a brief peace, yet a misguided Queen wishes for one thing only: war.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-12-05 - Published: 3-12-05

5. My Beloved Tragedy reviews

Sometimes, a spirit does not die. Sometimes, moralities change, and the lost want redemption- and, sometimes, the lost are better off.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-05 - Published: 3-12-05

6. Lady Of The Dark Moon

With fluxes, demons, and spirits, who has time to worry about a displeased Demon Goddess? She will change that.

Mythology - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-13-03 - Published: 11-13-03

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